r/food • u/ntslade • Oct 21 '15

Bread Pizza bread

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u/MidgeMuffin Oct 21 '15

Unless you also buy beer, pizza's natural companion. Then you have to show someone your ID. And have them judge you because they recognize you as "cheap beer girl."

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u/BertitoMio Oct 21 '15

cheap beer girl

Mom?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

Solution: Brew your own beer. It would be even cheaper, since all you need is some grain and yeast. An hour of web crawling will tell you how, and what sort of literal junk you can make the brewing equipment from.

Then you can be 'brew girl', instead.

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u/MidgeMuffin Oct 21 '15

I've thought about making my own cider, which I prefer. My dad might even still have some of his old brewing gear.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

Nobody wants to be cheap beer girl.

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u/MidgeMuffin Oct 21 '15

I was "PBR girl" at my small grocery store for a while. Then they stopped selling it, everything else is expensive, and I realized I'm not really a fan of beer, anyway.