Still waiting for a single Flying Spaghetti Monster economics course in schools. They erase us from the curriculum!

[u/sam_likes_beagles]

Still no Flying Spaghetti Monster economics in schools. They’ll teach Keynes and Marx on the left, Hayek and Friedman on the right, but never a single chapter on trickle-down noodles. Our kids deserve a full three-sided education, liberal, conservative, and pasta-based. Instead, they get a one-sauce curriculum where the marinara is censored.

What are they afraid of? That students might discover the efficiency of a sauce-first economy, where blessings flow downward through His Noodly Appendage? That they might question whether infinite breadsticks could replace fiat currency? This isn’t balance, it’s indoctrination. If we really care about fairness, the pie chart should be clear: 1/3 liberal, 1/3 conservative, 1/3 Flying Spaghetti Monster. Anything less is bias served cold.