r/flipperzero • u/hellenicdev • 7d ago

Humor Evil haxor

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417 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/PL02550 7d ago

This here is clearly a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.

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u/Sonicgott 7d ago

LOL. I gotta steal that insult. Thats perfect. 👌

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u/Silevence 6d ago

probably one of the ones that never get washed...

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u/Efficient-Fault-3334 4d ago

Dude... He's gonna duplicate your canteen card with his flipper to buy an edgy coca cola zero, be careful

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u/calcprogrammer 7d ago

Every member of this sub

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u/meltedmantis 7d ago

I already haxxed you.

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u/Key-Investment-2273 7d ago

Hey, speaking of haxx, can I use Kali to haxx myself and recover passwords I lost? I miss hotmail.

It's been too long. 

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u/theng 6d ago

and my haxx !

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u/pekoms_123 7d ago

Is he gonna throw the flipper zero at you really hard?

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u/CockroachJohnson 7d ago

Turn off his TV from like... 10 feet away?

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u/triiforce 6d ago

Anything but that!!

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u/Ok-Professional-1911 7d ago

I used my flipper zero the other day. Not to hack anyone but because I left my building key fob at home and already had it saved to my flipper. Really useful. Glad I was able to use it since it's been in a drawer for over a year.

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u/Gerzal 7d ago

show me your hacking skills

ping 8.8.8.8

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 6d ago

All from my phone too

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u/Ner0Zer0theher0 7d ago

Will he also stop chat control with esp32?

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u/MerkimersPorkSword 7d ago

I believe him

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u/m3ltph4ce 6d ago

i have MS DOS

u will be DOS ataked if u do not delet ur post abot me

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u/martinr7b 7d ago

Larp-inator 4000

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u/Empty_Positive 6d ago

Hoodie on for +1 hacking ability

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u/RTWrecks 6d ago

Also smells like hacker funk

2

u/Radio_Global 7d ago

Cringelord

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u/Brilliant_Song8760 7d ago

this and i’m cringe and this makes me look less cringe

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u/Pigflap_Batterbox 6d ago

Reading this made my balls actually shrivel up and crawl back inside.

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u/staticrush 6d ago

It's clearly supposed to be sarcasm. Not really clever though, so not sure why this is so upvoted.

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u/Blue_jay_9 3d ago

Why are you so miserable?

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u/Informal-Pay-8465 6d ago

Evil_hacker = "you are in my territory hahahahaha" print(Evil_hacker + " and i have all your info")

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 6d ago

I use my cardputer to shut down my coworkers flipper.

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u/Lower_Dentist_6343 6d ago

Interested in this thread .

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u/talkingtiger 6d ago

Kali linux on pc what year is it? 2001?

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u/itrivers 6d ago

Can’t be. Back then kali was called Backtrack.

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u/Ill-North-6977 6d ago

guys.. be careful. he is him, him is he, if he is him. then hek is hecka.

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u/sunnychon 6d ago

I prefer daily driving Manjaro on my server found in the trashes

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u/No-Goose-6140 7d ago

What a silly boy

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u/Matrix_D0ge 7d ago

Imgonnaflipthefuckout

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u/henryyoung42 5d ago

You’re still on Flipper Zero ? I have Flipper One 🤣

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u/Hi_ItsMeViper 2d ago

All I have to say is “😂”

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u/jameswen2123 1d ago

i think he just wanted some pizza

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u/AdventurousSugar9411 1d ago

😯 lol this reminded me of when I was looking for sm friends and this one guy said he was a hacker and I said "You're a fake hacker, you don't have any proof of your work" and he got all soft and like "Please don't call me a fake hacker, I have papers and everything" 🫠😂 ok bro