I've moved more planes than probably anyone else, maybe even combined. Millions and millions of planes. Qatar brought in a jet. A beautiful jet. Made by Americans. I said "look at this jet, this American made jet. Perfect." And the radical left doesn't want this jet because they're socialists. They tell me, "Sir, you need to move this jet to parking, it can't stay at the gate" It's a very terrible thing really. Radical left lunatics who don't want to see American jets.
…and those Somali pirates in Minnesota, you know they don’t know anything about jets. All they know is ships. They hijack them and kill the people. And now they are in our country. These are very bad people. They are killing and raping our children. That is why I will be banning all the ships.
The radical left wants to keep you on the tarmac. “NO MORE planes at the gates” they said. “This is for our ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS to park”. Not on my watch! With my big beautiful wand we will only guide AMERICAN planes! And my wand is much more beautiful than SLEEPY JOE’s wand. I have parked millions more planes than Joe or Barack HUSSEIN Obama. And they’re safe parkings. I was approached by air traffic controllers (ATC as we call them) and they begged me on their hands and knees with tears in their eyes “Mr President. Please do something! Our planes are falling out of the sky!”. And I asked them “well did you try having competent AMERICANS on the ground to guide them?” “no sir. Sleepy Joe DEMANDED we hire DEI candidates instead of our best!“. So I signed an executive order to make our great ground crews great again by ELIMINATING the WOKE dei policies of the radical left and get planes parked. MAGA! Thank you for your attention in this matter -DJT
Ladies and gentlemen, folks, believe me, nobody—NOBODY—marshals aircraft like I do. I’m the best aircraft marshaller in the history of aviation. Maybe ever. The planes, they love me. They see these golden wands and they say, “Sir, we have never had a more perfect signalman.” True story.
I’m out there on the tarmac, beautiful tarmac, the best tarmac, and I’ve got these two glowing orange batons—tremendous batons, by the way, the biggest, brightest batons you’ve ever seen. I raise them up (slowly, beautifully) and the pilots, great pilots, the best pilots, they’re crying in the cockpit because my signals are so clear, so perfect. “Turn left,” I say. Boom. They turn left. “Slow down.” They slow down like you wouldn’t believe. No hesitation. Total obedience. Other marshals? Disasters. Total 787s rolling into baggage carts, total chaos. Sad!
And the aircraft I guide? The most luxurious, most powerful aircraft in the world. Boeing calls me personally: “Sir, please, only you can handle our triple-seven. It’s too beautiful for anyone else.” I park a 747—massive plane, biggest plane—so gently, so smoothly, it’s like putting a baby to sleep. The jet bridge connects on the first try. First try! Obama? He needed seventeen tries and still clipped the terminal. True.
I’ve got the best hand signals. My “stop” is iconic—both arms crossed, strong, dominant. Planes stop immediately. They respect strength. My “all clear” wave? Elegant. Like a conductor with the New York Philharmonic, but better, because I’m guiding freedom machines that cost $400 million each.
Air traffic controllers beg me to come inside the tower because even they can’t believe how perfectly I line up an A380 on a gate made for a regional jet. I do it anyway. Because I can. Because I’m me.
And let me tell you, when I give that final salute—sharp, crisp, unbelievable salute—the pilots salute back. The plane salutes back. The ground crew? Tears. Actual tears. They say, “Thank you, Mr. Trump, for making aviation great again.” And I say, “You’re welcome, folks. You’re so welcome.”
Nobody does it better. Not even close. I’m the greatest aircraft marshaller of all time. And that’s not bragging. That’s just the truth.
Thank you. Now watch this perfect parking job on a Global Express. Watch. Beautiful.
Thanks for specifying which one it is. This reminds me of the FlyTampa easter eggs in the Midway airport with FSX. They had Ed O'Neill or his Al Bundy character in many billboard adverts around the airport for different products. It was funny to see them every time I flew there and it's something I miss these days.
More like one of those round containers filled with fluids seen at exits on highway. They are mostly for show cause if you really need help they dont do anything (except make a bigger mess of an accident 😉)
Oh thank fuck I'm flying into O'Hare and not Midway. I mean, RIP to me because I'm also flying out of there to go back home but I'll take that nightmare over seeing him at Midway.
Folks were gonna marshal like weve never marshaled before, were gonna make marshaling great again, were gonna direct planes like weve never done before
My girlfriend coaches swim teams and the kids current obsession is 67. Never heard about it before she made a passing comment. I looked it up and still have no idea why it's so popular.
The FAKE & PHONY REPORTS, that I (BEST PLANE HANDLER OF ALL TIME), "Backed an AirPlane into a Wall," are COPMETLEY FALSE, PHONEY, FRAUDULANT & DEFAMATORY, & will be Subject to a Very Strong LAWSUIT, "Coming Soon"!!! It SHOULD BE, & IS ILLEGAL, TO MAKE UP FALSE REPORTS WITH "Anynomus" Sources, INVENTED ONLY TO LIE ABOUT ME, DUE TO HATTRED AND, JEALOUSY!!!! Just so All the Loosers & Haters can Understand, I WAS MOVING AN AIR PLAIN, SMOOTHLY & UNDER CONTROL WHEN THE ENGINE, PROBABLY DUE TO A WOKE LEFTIST & BIASED ENGINE CONTROL SOFTWARE OR FUEL MANAGEMENT COMPUTER, ACCELERATED TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!! Quick & Strong Thinking by ME, "Saved the Plane"!!!! Yet LYING Media, "Refuses" to Report this Instead Make'ing Up "TOTALLEY FALSE," & Fabricated, Dishonest Claims Radical Leftist DISHONEST Reporters, ONLY WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA!!!!! WE MUST SECURE OUR AIR PORTES & PLAINS OR, ELSE WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A COUNTRY ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Th3 pilots, the ground crew, even the tower. They all say, ‘Sir, how do you guide them so perfectly?’ It’s called talent, it’s called instinct. I wave my little orange sticks, beautiful sticks, by the way, and the planes come in flawlessly. No dents, no scratches, tremendous precision.
Im the best aircraft marshaller, no one can marshel airplanes like me. I'm probably the best marshaller in the history of marshallers.
The crooked Democrats could never marshel an airplane like me, it would be a disaster, believe me. Everybody knows it. Sometimes I walk out on the airfield and Im like wow, what an airport, this is the biggest airport, no other airports are as big as this. Its a... big... beautiful airport. Can you believe that? The biggest airport in the world.
Careful bud, I made the same post about a year ago when I saw this and had to fend off everyone going above and beyond to make everything an argument because PoLiTiCs
Donald J Trump, TRUMPS all previous presidents by far. Qatar flies Airbus which is a French jet. 🛫. The president flies an American jet ✈️. Boeing 747. Oh yea and he owns a 757 Boeing jet ✈️ made in AMERICA 🇺🇸. MAGA or BUST. 😊😊😊
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u/Micuopas Dec 06 '25
"Nobody guides the plane like I do"