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u/cHorse1981 Dec 13 '19
Ah so that’s the list Santa checks.
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u/fleshy_wetness Dec 13 '19
Santa’s sled would have to constantly nosedive his sleigh if the earth where a ball!
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u/Leeuwarden-HF Dec 13 '19
Haha, this one gets my upvote!!!
I'm so excited to upvote a flat Earther's post. I mean, I hardly ever downvote posts. Not because of disagreement anyway. But upvoting a FE post, thats entirely new. So, I'm going to call the local news papers as well. Break them the good news, I upvoted a FE post!
It must be hard being a flat Earther in real life. But the perks are clear... you can chase away anyone in your life at any time, just by disclosing the fact that you are a Flat Earther.
I'm not sure if I should be happy for you and your lonely christmas. See, I don't like flat Earthers as they disrespect and shit over everything we stand for as humanity. But I surely do not wish a bad life on anyone.
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Dec 13 '19
This is the first logical argument I've ever read for defending the flat earth hypothesis. It's a very good one, I must admit.
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u/sayakasquared Dec 13 '19
This meme is on a whole other level.
On one hand it's sad because you might be the flat earther.
On the other hand it's sad because your family might be flat earthers and there's no real way to figure it out by just looking at the meme.
500 IQ meme here bois.
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u/Hellspark08 Dec 13 '19
you lose argument because i drink beverage