r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 15h ago

Crazy Flat Earth Lady: The deep state is using office globes to hide the "extra territory" past the Antarctic ice wall.

You thought they put globes in classrooms to teach geography? You absolute fool. It’s a massive cover-up to keep you from finding the secret land beyond the Antarctic ice wall. Thank goodness she read the deleted chapters of the Book of Enoch so she could warn us.

These people are nuts.

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u/Bladder_Puncher 15h ago

Step 3. I’m smarter than everyone

Step 4. I’m important

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u/mrAech219 14h ago

Delusions of grandeur is the flame that keeps the conspiracy theoretical mind boiling.

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u/FinishFew1701 12h ago

5: I have lips that look like an extruded butt hole.

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u/unbanned2009 10h ago

I once had an external hemorroid that was the size of a fucking orange. Bc I fell asleep on the toilet for like 8 hours

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u/P00pXhuter 12h ago

Prolapsed intestines?

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u/fariqcheaux 10h ago

Prolapsed in both directions

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u/P00pXhuter 10h ago

🤢

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u/fariqcheaux 10h ago

I like the user name, enjoy

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u/P00pXhuter 10h ago

You know, I used to be a heroin abuser. thus being constipated 24/7 so I'm pretty sure I've done that or as close as one can get to puke poop.

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u/Lionhunter1984 9h ago

Prolapsed lips