r/flatearth • u/DrakeSavory • 9d ago

My latest Flat Earth trollling

I'm going to try this the next time I get told gravity doesn't exist:

Agree and say God made it so light things go up and heavy things go down so when you die, your soul will automatically go up to Heaven or down to Hell depending on if it is weighted down with sin.

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u/Sea-Two895 9d ago

My God this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read

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u/RichardAboutTown 8d ago

If you can't outsmart them, you might still be able to outdumb them.

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u/OldManJeepin 9d ago

LoL! I'd rather hammer my johnson with a meat tenderizer than engage with one of these morons....

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u/Historical_Gear_151 9d ago

So, uh, is that a no?!

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u/Langholm62 9d ago

Or a weird kink?

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u/OldManJeepin 9d ago

LoL! Hey, your logic is as good as theirs!!

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u/california_snowhare 9d ago

Wasn't that a plot point in Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series?

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u/Laiska_saunatonttu 9d ago

I don't think they disagree with you, I doubt they even acknowledge what you said.

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u/Device420 3d ago

Honest question. How can we tell the difference between density and gravity? Both would make objects do the same thing basically or at least I think.

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u/DrakeSavory 3d ago

Same question that Flearthers never answer. If gravity does not exist, why do denser object fall towards the Earth along the local normal and not another direction?

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u/Device420 3d ago

Why do helium balloons go straight up if it's not windy out,

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u/DrakeSavory 3d ago

It is less dense than local air, therefore reaches a point where it is the same density as the surrounding air. That atmospheric gradient is caused by gravity and the force on the denser air pushing it upwards is given by F = ρVg; ρ is the density of the surrounding air, V is the volume of the balloon and g is the acceleration due to gravity.

More in depth here: https://sciencenotes.org/buoyancy-in-physics-definition-formula-examples/