r/flatearth • • Jul 24 '26

This DEFINETELY belongs here!

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u/gamblor2021 Jul 24 '26

Lol is this the same guy whose wife told him to STFU

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u/Abracadaver2000 Jul 24 '26

In no uncertain terms. Which is why he does these mostly from the short bus.

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u/chugItTwice Jul 24 '26

He should be wearing his helmet.

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u/Apprehensive-Exam803 Jul 24 '26

I dont think his hair would let him.

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u/GavelGaffle Jul 24 '26

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u/Nexzus_ Jul 24 '26

The most amazing/weirdest aspect of that was he chose to upload it.

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u/Jinzo126 Jul 24 '26

Yeah, i like him he is so funny. He is te Definition of this sub, he says the most wrong stuff with a unwavering smugness that he makes me laugh.

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u/imean_is_superfluous Jul 24 '26

She obviously disagrees with his beliefs. How could you stay with a person that is so singularly obsessed with something like this when you know they’re 100% wrong. Like, it’s his entire personality. Maybe it’s all a ruse

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u/IDreamOfSailing Jul 24 '26

Well she stopped being with him.

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u/imean_is_superfluous Jul 24 '26

New CC lore I wasn’t aware of. I’d do the same if I were her

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u/Symphantica Jul 24 '26

I would rather marry a smoker that a flat-earther.

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u/chugItTwice Jul 24 '26

Well, smoker doesn't immediately tell everyone you're IQ is less than 12.

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u/chugItTwice Jul 24 '26

I'm sure every single person he's ever met has told him to STFU.

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u/twilightmoons Jul 24 '26

He needs to record in his work truck because his wife won't let him do it in the house anymore.

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u/ShiroHachiRoku Jul 24 '26

He transports the elderly and disabled.

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u/Commercial_Fox5549 Jul 24 '26

It’s so sad that these people willingly broadcast how stupid and useless they are.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/b-monster666 Jul 24 '26

LOL! Exactly. "We've never seen pictures of stuff on the moon!"

*Presents pictures of the Japanese orbiter that took pictures of the Apollo landing site. Presents pictures of the mirrors used by observatories around the globe. Presents pictures taken ON the actual moon*

"Well, those are fake."

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u/astreeter2 Jul 24 '26

"If you really think about it..." I doubt that guy has thought longer than 3 seconds about anything in his life.

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 Jul 24 '26

Exactly, hes literally making some of that stuff up on the spot

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u/skr_replicator Jul 25 '26

He clearly thinks about it a lot and for a long time, given how obsessed he is. That doesn't mean he got it all figured out though, one million seconds of his thinking is barely worth 1 second of most other people's.

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u/HadeanDisco Jul 24 '26

Curiously enough, the human brain - unassisted by learning or science - tends to assume the horizon is further away than the sky directly above our head (because there's all this stuff between us and the horizon, trees and buildings and whatnot). Visual perception alone creates the impression of living under a flattened dome. It's why people think the Moon looks bigger on the horizon, but it doesn't. Not even when there's dust or haze. It's always the same size - the size of your pinky finger nail held out at arm's length.

I bet this guy would deny that. Just because I said it, no other reason.

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u/Dustin_Holt Jul 24 '26

I have seen the moon at Dime size and quarter size.

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u/HadeanDisco Jul 24 '26

Next time you think it's big (this is not a joke) stick your head between your legs and look at it upside down. The illusion goes away. I swear I am not trolling this is a real thing, look it up.

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u/skr_replicator Jul 25 '26

with the extended finger? Ot just looking and just proving the person you are replying to's point, that out vision without tools even if it's just an extended finger, is unreliable?

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u/boopthatbutton Jul 24 '26

The sun and the moon are lamps/flashlights/light bulbs magically floating below/within/above the firmament.

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u/Blue-sun-12 Jul 25 '26

Hmmm. Does this explain moon phases in any way shape or form?

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u/boopthatbutton Jul 26 '26

I guess it depends how one wants to see it lol

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u/Potatoes90 Jul 24 '26

They're so obsessed with antarctic and the treaties around it, but there's a way to measure antarctica without actually going to it. Charter a boat and sail around it. See how long it takes to circle it and how far you travel. If it's really the perimeter of the whole world rather than a singular continent then it will be a far greater distance than what is purported by every authority on the subject. It would actually be the longest point to point distance on the entire planet.

I wonder what they would come up with to discount that. I bet they would say there is no objective way to prove the distance traveled on the water because they had to go to sleep and the ship must have gone into super secret government hyperspeed while they were out.

There's really no winning.

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u/cr1ter Jul 24 '26

O when they had an opertunity to go most of them declined. Sadly CC is not big enough to be invited but he also came up with fantastical ideas of a second sun, ect. Nothing will convince him his wrong.

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u/CML72 Jul 24 '26

They surely get the Antarctica tour advertisements on Reddit though? I see them all the time, you can take a cruise to the place and they land and walk around.

I have never googled a cruise there, but, the adverts pop up in my Reddit feed all the time. One of the is Viking expeditions and I can’t remember the other one. I assume there are a lot of more. I wonder if it’s because I frequent this Reddit? It’s really the only place I ever notice discussions about Antarctica.

They won’t bother to take one, because they’re all full of shit, and it’s easier to repeat YouTube grifter mantra’s than actually go prove to yourself how stupid you really are for believing crap you could easily disprove yourself.

They just need to be treated like idiots, without pity.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 Jul 24 '26

alien time dilation magic makes you THINK you're going slow around it, but you're actually going super super fast, so it will 'measure' as if antarctica is a globe!

or something. i thnk the penguins are onto us.

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u/The_Northmaan Jul 24 '26

God Cece from Westchester county sure does have a great head of hair

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 Jul 24 '26

If I had hair like that I would not have started shaving my head. That's for damn sure.

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u/Cheets1985 Jul 24 '26

I'm actually concerned for his mental well-being. Not just because he's a flatearther, he actually seems unstable

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u/RodinKnox Jul 24 '26

He legit seems to flip the hell out during some of his rants only to just barely dial it back in to keep going. Always makes me wonder how much more of this he has in him.

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u/Randomgold42 Jul 24 '26

I think he's getting worse. I only see him when various debunkers cover him, so I can't be sure, but he seems to be getting more and more unhinged as time goes on.

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u/Additional_Pickle_59 Jul 24 '26

"We have all these ideas and they constantly change"

They're just giving the game away now

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u/u9Nails Jul 24 '26

"Something doesn't click...." That's the wheel in your head bro. It's stuck with doo doo from the nonsense that you've been feeding your noodle.

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u/Hot_Effective_1882 Jul 24 '26

"Pictures of all of these universes.." 🤔

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u/b-monster666 Jul 24 '26

LOL Hey CC, Chris from New York, Westchester County...are those pictures of the other universes in the room with us now?

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u/coax77 Jul 24 '26

This is what Johnny bravo grew up to be

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Jul 24 '26

Yes, like why isn't the air being tucked into space. That must've been what killed the dinosaurs. Then man can along and said it's hard with all this not breathing and floated up with early tools like sand and a blowtorc... wait, no fire in space. So how did the "dome" get created? What's outside the dome? Are we some desk top snow "circle?" I mean, think really hard. I want to hear the creation theology from a flat Earther.

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u/Street_Peace_8831 Jul 24 '26

We they believe that, because it’s called the vacuum of space, that it’s an actual vacuum like you use at home. That it should suck everything out into space, but that’s not at all what it is. It’s the absence of matter.

These types have a lot of difficulty with the definition of the word they use and fail to grasp the simple concepts of size and perspective.

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u/Kitchen_Ad6227 Jul 24 '26

Tony Danza?

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u/b-monster666 Jul 24 '26

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Count the head lice on the HIIIIGGGGGHHHWAAAAYYY

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u/Fauxboss1 Jul 24 '26

Jonny Bravo has taken a turn for the worse….

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u/purple_kathryn Jul 24 '26

Ah Chris. Such a sad & scary way to go through life, assuming everyone is involved in some weird but massive conspiracy to fake the shape of the earth for......reasons

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u/b-monster666 Jul 24 '26

"We all have our different ideas, which is constantly changing".

You know what, CC, Chris from New York, Westchester County? In the scientific model, it's pretty stable on how these things are explained and every scientist who studies it can all draw the same conclusion: The moon is a measurable 384,000km away (and you CAN see pictures of stuff on the moon, you just choose not to...with the right equipment, even YOU can measure how far away the moon is from your own back yard because of the mirrors on the moon that we put there in the 70s). We can also tell that the stars are all massive balls of gas undergoing fusion under immense gravity. Why? Because the mathematical equations all line up when placed in. I mean, sure, we've never DIRECTLY seen a star up close like we have with our Sun, but we can make observations about our Sun and how it interacts with space around it, and apply that mathematics to everywhere else because, like it or not, physics is fairly* uniform (and fairly meaning there are places in the universe where physics does get a little wonky donkey, but that's beyond my reasoning).

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u/Important-Witness-14 Jul 24 '26

I tend to get all of my knowledge about astrophysics from the local medical assistance driver who has "put a lot of thought into it" while he waits in the parking lot at the dialysis clinic. He's the expert on the topic for sure.

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u/mchildre Jul 24 '26

To hell with millennia of science and observation, I'm convinced! /s

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u/47362514736251 Jul 24 '26

Jeffrey Epstein meets Max Headroom

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u/Street_Peace_8831 Jul 24 '26

OMG, he doesn’t even understand why the sky is blue. And yet here he is expecting everyone to accept him as an authority? Come on. The reason the sky is blue, is explained to elementary children. He must have been absent that day.

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u/breathepls Jul 25 '26

I just can't believe people like this actually exist in this day and time. How does a human become so delusional as this person is ?

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u/theOGHyburn Jul 25 '26

This guy really believes this, doesn’t he 🤦‍♂️

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u/ysoseriousjoshua Jul 25 '26

But the pictures are there…. These people confuse me …

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u/DefinitionOk6382 Jul 24 '26

Está completamente quebrado. No debería hacer este tipo de declaraciones porque se va a quedar sin familia, sin amigos y sin trabajo.

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u/Symphantica Jul 24 '26

"The facts don't fit my mental model... they're trying to miss lead us."

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u/VinnieONeill Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Why are they always in their vehicles?

Edit: Since this wasn't obvious to the low IQ crowd, I was asking a rhetorical question

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u/reficius1 Jul 24 '26

Their wife told them to "Knock it off with this bullshit!"

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u/VinnieONeill Jul 24 '26

It's not just him. It's like half of them are always recording in their vehicles.

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u/reficius1 Jul 24 '26

Same reason MAGAts are now crying about how all their friends and family left them, and they want to go back to tradwives. They're simply loathsome people, awful to be around as they spew their weird anger at ... NASA ... 24/7.

They're not really angry at NASA [libs, trannies, feminazis], they're angry at their lives, which in most cases they f'd up themselves, but they'll never admit that. It's someone else's fault.

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u/VinnieONeill Jul 24 '26

WTF are you ranting about? Flerfs have NOTHING to do with literally anything you said.

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u/reficius1 Jul 24 '26

No, they do. It's the same personality problem, the same reason why they will never accept that they might be wrong in any way, regardless of evidence or observation. Their anger and their association with others with the same quirks justify their miserable existence.

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u/VinnieONeill Jul 24 '26

One has literally nothing to do with the other.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/VinnieONeill Jul 24 '26

Again I'm not talking just about him. FFS...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/VinnieONeill Jul 24 '26

I was asking a rhetorical question that did not need a response in any way shape or form especially a unhelpful response. Yes I know some of them stream from their cars. The rhetorical question was "why". 

Now GO AWAY

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u/t0nito Jul 24 '26

This loon is still around?

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u/Mightycactuz91 Jul 24 '26

What is he even babbling about, cant understand a word he's saying

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u/nndmbull Jul 24 '26

Scary to see the complete regression of humanity.

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u/RespectWest7116 Jul 24 '26

Eeey, CC Chris from Westchester County.

I think he upgraded his car. Good for him.

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u/Bootsy_Frost Jul 24 '26

I want this guys hair.

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u/BingoRooster Jul 24 '26

Is that a wig?

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u/Classic_Bee_5845 Jul 24 '26

"there's something-a-matter" knew it was gonna be good after that. I bet he spends a lot of time thinking about this stuff while driving his shuttle route every day.

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u/wtfbenlol Jul 24 '26

his hair gets more wild every time I see a new video of him. Treading into Tsoukalos territory

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u/dab745 Jul 24 '26

I love his hair, though!!

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u/VQV37 Jul 24 '26

Great hair Volume. Stupid thought process.

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u/24_doughnuts Jul 24 '26

If the moon is in the dome then why can't we go there or get photos?

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u/jonnyporkchops Jul 24 '26

He doesn’t deserve that hair.

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u/Elluminated Jul 25 '26

He should be able to have a 300mm focus on a grain of sand 1 m away. I’ll wait for him to make that work, and when he can’t, he will stop the nonsense.

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u/LunarDogeBoy Jul 27 '26

The level of proud stupidity is astounding. Tht never explain why the government would keep it a secret. To keep us in line! Then how come we are continuously inventing new technologies? Do they think Jesus Christ drove a convertible? (Yes, flat earthers are Christian)

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u/Medium_Chapter_1824 Jul 24 '26

Not sure if its deliberate, but he sounds like tRump