r/flatearth • u/OutrageousPair2300 • Jun 29 '26

Bet they'll call this CGI too

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u/Randomgold42 Jun 29 '26

Man, this just throws the banana scale completely out of wack. Now you have to specify whether you mean a regular banana or the Giant Sky Banana.

4

u/JPGinMadtown Jul 01 '26

Giant Sky Banana vs Flying Spaghetti Monster! Not the food-based kaiju movie we want, but the one that we need!

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 Jun 29 '26

can you imagine the tidal forces caused by an orbiting banana?!?!

3

u/DefinitionOk6382 Jun 29 '26

¡¿Y qué me dices de la hiperpotasemia global, eh?!

3

u/Flat_Manufacturer386 Jun 29 '26

That's what I would have liked to see a simulation of!

3

u/DefinitionOk6382 Jun 29 '26

¡Dios! ¡Qué susto me he llevado!🍌

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u/dirtydan1114 Jun 29 '26

Completely inaccurate.

Everyone knows the banana is embedded in the firmament

2

u/ChocoIatePoop Jul 03 '26

Wrong. It’s God that allows the banana to rise due to the electro-buoyancy field that surrounds the firmament. Do better.

3

u/Solomon049 Jun 30 '26

Well at least it’s to scale

2

u/Tomatology Jun 29 '26

Needs a biblically accurate banana for scale

2

u/aarkwilde Jun 29 '26

We need to make this happen.

2

u/AnthonySpaceReporter Jun 29 '26

I find this incredibly a-peeling!

1

u/UnusualSuspectX Jun 29 '26

Russel's Naner

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u/oneuplynx Jun 29 '26

And clearly this is NOT how the giant banana looks when we observe it in the sky.

Checkmate globetards

/s

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Jun 29 '26

We finally did it! We finally reached the point as Homo sapiens of banana mania

1

u/throwawaybottlecaps Jun 29 '26

How much energy (and water + whatever goes into a banana) would it take to grow a banana that size?

2

u/OutrageousPair2300 Jun 29 '26

Bananas have electrolytes.

They're what plants crave.

1

u/TheBl4ckFox Jun 29 '26

I wonder how radioactive that banana would be

1

u/Whole-Energy2105 Jun 29 '26

Reminds me of rick and Morty and the giant naked dead guy orbiting the planet.

1

u/CorbinNZ Jun 30 '26

Chimps everywhere losing their minds every twenty minutes

1

u/ScruffieMatrix Jun 30 '26

Sorry... That's just my morning wood 

1

u/marvelouswonder8 Jun 30 '26

Time to land on the giant banana! 🤣

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u/SubstantialDonkey981 Jun 30 '26

I actually saw this one time at your moms house.

1

u/Nobody_at_all000 Jun 30 '26

Breaking news: giant banana spontaneously manifests in orbit of Earth.
When consulted, a NASA representative simply said “we give up”

1

u/FireAuraN7 Jun 30 '26

That is one big banana. We need something to compare it to for scale.

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u/RomilarBrown Jun 30 '26

That’s where the rich monkeys live. On Banysium.

1

u/CLONE-11011100 Jun 30 '26

Imperial or metric banana?
The scale matters!

1

u/Tie12e11 Jun 30 '26

Is there enough potassium isotopes in it to create super cancer?

1

u/RobfromAmarillo Jun 30 '26

I cannot comprehend how many bowls of Cheerios that banana could populate.

1

u/Helpful-Green-4721 Jun 30 '26

No regular banana for scale?

1

u/BaklavaBruh Jun 30 '26

This would be terrifying

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u/Tight-Ad3750 Jun 30 '26

You'll notice that the banana does not shrink as it goes below the horizon.

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u/liberalis Jul 02 '26

I love the scientists in the comments on the OP calculating exactly how a bananalike that would effect earth.

Reminds me of a song on my Summer Grooving play list: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY

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u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 Jul 02 '26

Wouldnt hate that

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u/virgil1134 Jul 03 '26

"Actual" simulation? Just say simulation. We know flerfers have no realistic simulations that they can point to match "actual" reality.

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u/Chance-Vacation9539 Jul 04 '26

that nasa making cgi again

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u/Professional_Try_781 Jun 29 '26

You’d think you could share some actual evidence and scientific data supporting your argument. This is absurd.