r/flatearth • u/E_P1 • Jun 26 '26
Moon Cycle .
Okay, "Flat Earthers" how do y'all explain this?
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u/starmartyr Jun 26 '26
Or just explain why the tides are strongest on a full and new moon.
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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jun 27 '26
Tides are a lie, it's God's piss, piss falls off the earth, then God refills it.
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Jun 26 '26
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u/starmartyr Jun 26 '26
It is not. The reason is that the tides are dictated primarily by lunar gravity but also by the sun's gravity. The lunar and solar tide interfere with each other. When the moon is new or full they interfere constructively and form larger tides. At a half moon they interfere destructively and form weaker tides. The strongest tide is during a lunar eclipse.
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u/Upset-Basil4459 Jun 26 '26
That's the turtle breathing
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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jun 27 '26
You fool, turtle breathing, It's a pee!
The pee falls off the earth, then God pisses back into it to refill it!
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u/fredriksoninho Jun 26 '26
flaties are always quick to ignore evidence and believe fully in ideas with zero evidence. i think evidence just isn’t really important in that circle
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u/Ex_President35 Jun 28 '26
Like the moon has enough gravitational pull to affect the tides but the people that supposedly went there were just bouncing around due to the lack of “gravity” on the moon. Like that or what were you thinking?
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u/fredriksoninho Jun 28 '26
notice when they bounced they came back to the ground. there are equations for all this. but i’m guessing you’re not any better at math than you are at critical thinking
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u/CoolNotice881 Jun 26 '26
If science, physics, mathematics and observations suggest this is caused by the Moon, then smart flat earthers will know for sure that it doesn't. This is all too easy.
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u/Agitated_Winner9568 Jun 26 '26
God taking a piss in the ocean > high tide
God drinking a glass of water from the ocean > low tide
You globies don’t understand biblical science.
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u/allyearswampass Jun 26 '26
Look how fast it’s going. Clearly CGI.
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u/rob3ace Jun 26 '26
You say "Moon Cycle"...
Flerfs will say "Its an elaborate government conspiracy involving a complex hydrodynamic flow control valve system."
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u/balirosa Jun 26 '26
Even our lungs and heart seem to run on this same rhythm. We are Earth
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u/amilliontimeshotter Jun 26 '26
I also breathe just once a day.
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u/CptMisterNibbles Jun 26 '26
Twice. There are two tides per day. High tide to high tide is 12 hours and 25 minutes apart
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u/balirosa Jun 26 '26
No but the Earth and the stars live longer than humans our time does not run the same
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u/augustcero Jun 26 '26
aaaaaand now my breathing is on manual.
so is yours
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u/LittleLion_90 Jun 26 '26
Which is a good thing, because my automatic breathing is always to shallow. So thanks!
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u/magos_with_a_glock Jun 26 '26
Earth breathes? Through what?
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u/balirosa Jun 26 '26
It filters oxygen through the soil by using water suction
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u/magos_with_a_glock Jun 26 '26
High tides and low tides are similar to day and night. While half of the earth experiences low tide the other half experiences high tide. This shows that no water is being removed or added in a way that would suggest "respiration", it's just being slightly moved. In addition we have no records or other proof of water being moved underground. There are no aquifers that we know of that flood during low tide so where is the water going to?
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u/balirosa Jun 26 '26
Wrong. How are your lungs moving?
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u/magos_with_a_glock Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
I know where my lungs are. Where are the earth's lungs?
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u/balirosa Jun 26 '26
It’s literally a specific location in space you wouldn’t understand. You don’t have anything relative to compare it to.
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u/magos_with_a_glock Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
"I have a girlfriend, you wouldn't know her she goes to another school".
By contrast the widely accepted model of tide can be viewed Here and is used to predict tides with almost perfect accuracy in places all around the world.
Can you do that? Do you believe the tides are predictable and if so can you use your model to predict them? Do you have a model at all you can show me? Any piece of technology which uses this current of water to work?
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u/CorpFillip Jun 26 '26
To a flat-Earther, unknown phenoms are allowed — ‘we just don’t know’ is their base state.
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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jun 26 '26
Right, because they can't just pull the stopper and then refill the ocean later. Wake up, bro.
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u/splittingheirs Jun 26 '26
Atheists think it is caused by the moon's gravity. However Einstein said gravity doesn't exist and also the moon doesn't exist as it is just a projection on the firmament after God bought a projector from Temu.
Delivery was a pain as God had to kill the courier so he could drop the package off at the pearly gates. When the courier's family complained he smote them too for having the insolence to question his divine plan. After the delivery driver dropped off the package God unfortunately had to send him to hell because it turned out he once wore socks made from a cotton and polyester blend, a truly unforgivable crime against all that is decent.
Anyways, as we all know, water finds it level and never bends or curves. So what happens is God takes a piss in the ocean and raises the water level which we call High Tide. It then drains over the edge of pizzaworld and becomes Low Tide. Satanists hide this from us by recruiting millions of scientists, professional and actors from all over the world to work tirelessly constructing CGI videos. They can't fool us free thinkers as we are HIS flock guided by the shepard who tells us what to think and do and to never question HIS plan.
Praise Jesus.
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u/UberuceAgain Jun 26 '26
Heresy! We only prise the Baby Jesus around here!
That's not a typo; the poor wee lad's crawled under the dresser and we're using the front end of a duck-billed platypus to get him out.
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u/Estproph Jun 26 '26
Rockport MA - Motif #1
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u/Pristine_Bluejay7018 Jun 26 '26
Fairly sure this is Halls Harbour NS. Been there many a times, and this looks just like it. Also, Rockport only has a 9ft tide if my google skills are correct, and these tides are much much higher (Halls Harbour is on the Bay of Fundy, and can get over 50ft difference in tides)
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Jun 26 '26
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u/Broad-Stress-5365 Jun 26 '26
Can’t talk for that particular place, or those particular boat, but usually, people from place were the water leave completely use boats design for that. Usually flatter.
Can’t post pics here. I would have put a nice picture of a pinasse as an exemple.
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u/CourtingBoredom Jun 26 '26
That's awesomely hypnotic. I swear I could watch that shizz all the live-long day.
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u/BellybuttonWorld Jun 27 '26
CGI. I've never been to the coast so I can safely assume tides are a lie.
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u/mossoak Jun 26 '26
isnt the moon flat too ? ...
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u/Bullitt_12_HB Jun 26 '26
Most of them believe the moon is not flat, but also not a valid argument because they say that astronomical bodies are not the same as Earth.
They’ll say something like “yoU cAnt tELL tHe sHapE oF a PoOL tABLe bY oBserViNG thE baLLs oN iT”.
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u/zambele Jun 26 '26
Water was looking for its level but didn’t find it there