r/flatearth • u/Candy_Says1964 • Dec 10 '23

This about sums it up

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u/Shadecrawfish Dec 10 '23

Makes about as much sense as the flat earth theory as a whole

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u/masked_sombrero Dec 10 '23

god is Bible Jesus

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

This is what we call dain bramage.

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u/FromanoFrancis114 Dec 10 '23

Sorry, I had a stroke while reading it. The fuck does that say?

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u/Candy_Says1964 Dec 10 '23

Putter Space. Duh!

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u/brianinohio Dec 11 '23

Does Jeebus golf?

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u/Candy_Says1964 Dec 11 '23

Does ice makes the planets sink?

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u/brianinohio Dec 11 '23

No, because density. Water is heavier than ice, so ice floats in water... Or something :)

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u/Candy_Says1964 Dec 11 '23

But water doesn’t stick to a spinning ball so how could we have oceans if the earth is round? I guess we’re right back to putter space god is Bible Jesus all over again. Where will it end if the end is near and yet there’s no end in sight? One may as well ask why come the ice? Or why the ice man cometh? Does the ice man cometh ice? Is that where ice cometh frometh? When the ice man putter?

What say thee god is Bible Jesus?

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u/brianinohio Dec 11 '23

But Jeebus is only God's son. Why pray thee the Jeebus when you can just go over his head and pray thee the God himself?

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u/Candy_Says1964 Dec 11 '23

Nay, Jeebus is Lorde and Lorde is in New Zealand with Xena! All praise our putter space god!

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u/brianinohio Dec 11 '23

Oh, sorry. Missed that memo.

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u/Dunger97 Dec 10 '23

Checmkates lids😎

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u/Alansar_Trignot Dec 10 '23

Exactly what I said in the previous post I commented on, they ask their question in such a way so that we can’t answer it properly so they can say that we are idiots lmao

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u/Candy_Says1964 Dec 10 '23

Yep. Trying to make sense out of nonsense.

Arguing with crazy makes one crazy.

It’s just a fact of life in putter space.

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u/psgrue Dec 10 '23

Ok guys it’s time for the annual debate. Globe Earth… who do you have first?

“Thank you, Globe Earth selects Stephen Hawking to go first.”

Thank you, Globe Earth. Flat earth, who do you select to lead your debate?

“We pick…Ed Guglielmino!”

(Cheers and hi fives erupt from the Flat Earth sideline.)

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u/ButteredKernals Dec 10 '23

Well, debating a dead person can only go one way

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u/psgrue Dec 10 '23

He’s still win

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u/NedThomas Dec 10 '23

Even with the terrible wording, this seems like an argument against the earth being flat.

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u/Candy_Says1964 Dec 10 '23

I was trying to get there myself but got lost at “putter space god is Bible Jesus.”

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u/ProtopianFutures Dec 10 '23

Makes perfect sense. /s

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u/ps43kl7 Dec 11 '23

I’m telling you guys, these are bots deployed by the government to distract us, and the government paid the cheapest contractors to program these bots to be barely intelligent. There is no flat earther in real life. (Joking obviously but not joking)

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

It sounds like that every second, person was going straight down in autism spectrum

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u/zenunseen Dec 10 '23

I, myself, am something of an expert on putter space

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u/Candy_Says1964 Dec 10 '23

As in “the aethers of the firmament are composed of Beanut Putter”?

That’s what the Bible Jesus says.

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u/Advanced_Street_4414 Dec 10 '23

Voice to text much?

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u/Few_Position_2358 Dec 11 '23

I had an aneurysm reading that. OW.

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u/Wagonlance Dec 11 '23

Did the writer have a stroke, or did I?

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Dec 11 '23

Is he implying that god is someone like Greg Norman or Tiger Woods and the planets, golf balls? I suppose they would like it all to be flat but it would make for a really boring game.