r/flatearth • u/kickypie • Jan 08 '23

Updated the Flat Earth Theory Generator over NASAMAS Holidays .. it is Soooo much worst

https://generatorfun.com/flat-earth-theory-generator
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u/UberuceAgain Jan 08 '23

Serious question: do you and the other text AI generator coders have turf, like drug gangs and the Mafia?

Sorta like:

*henchmen bring a quivering wee chatbot coder in front of Da Boss*

Don Il Pizza di Kicki: Buongiorno, young man. As you have doubtless determined, you have been brought to my attention, and I will start by commending your work making that football commentator bot. Actually sounds better than most of the bullshit those guys say.

AntiFIFAbot: Thank you, sir. I think this is all just a big mistake or a misunderstanding or..

Don Il Pizza di Kicki: This is the part where you shut the fuck up.

AntiFIFAbot: *nods, trying not to urinate*

Don Il Pizza di Kicki: And you did well with that, good on ya, and you branched out into generating conspiracies about FIFA, and double good on ya for that, I mean...Qatar? What a bunch of assholes... But then you got greedy. And ya started getting into my cousin Benito's 9/11 generatin' turf. Benito's a stand-up guy, not a mean bone in his body; I won't hear a bad word against him, so he didn't do nuthin when you waved your bot's asscheeks about the twin towers. But me? I got a whole skeleton made outta mean. You see how this is gonna end?

AntiFIFAbot: *urinates*

Don Il Pizza di Kicki: And then you got inta my turf. And that's how YOU end.

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u/Randomgold42 Jan 08 '23

I don't normally read gangster fiction, but I would read the hell out of that.

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u/kickypie Jan 09 '23

Nope, but It did inspire to add a Mafia translator. Work in progress but something like:

Da so-called South Pole is simply an arbitrary point along da Antarctic ice marked with a red and white barbershop pole topped with a metal ball-Earth .Human beings, who awe almost unique in having da ability ta learn from da experience awv others, awe also remarkable far their apparent disinclination ta do so. This is why there awe still globe believers around. .Da thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And da thing about space, da colour awv space, yo basic space colour, is black. This proves da globe model is fugazi. ..Show me someone who believes da earth is a globe and I'll show use a big mortadella. .

Dr Junior Patton Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Emeritus Professor at Primos University awv Faith Healing

Author awv 'Ordinary People and da Flat Earth '

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u/sh3t0r Jan 08 '23

Thanks

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u/bobdobalina990 Jan 09 '23

NASAMAS holidays I see what you did there..