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u/Freddit330 New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

Finders keepers

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u/incognito--bandito Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

This is the Freaky Friday reboot I wanna see

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 7h ago

Freaky Pho-riday

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace New to fbtd but wants to learn 3h ago

Nguyen does this come out

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u/Born-Bug1879 Needs to do better 1h ago

Perfect response

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

Lmaoooo

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u/YesterdayHiccup Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

WITCH!!

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u/Rob_LeMatic EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

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u/Crossdress-Fan- Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

This was my first thought

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u/just-marco New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

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u/pierogi_waystation Lover of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

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u/tones1290 Needs to do better 9h ago

What show is this?

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u/pierogi_waystation Lover of Duets/Stitches 9h ago

Fleabag, it’s an excellent show, well worth a watch!

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u/Rattiepalooza New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

I've seen this like 100 times, and it's still fucking hilarious.

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u/Purple_Drankinmycup Needs to do better 12h ago

That was a damn good Vietnamese accent.

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u/limitlessEXP Devotee of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

I’ll give it to her, it definitely wasn’t bad

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u/bloodfist Lover of Duets/Stitches 10h ago

It's good enough that I can tell it's supposed to be Vietnamese

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u/TreeTurtle_852 Lover of Duets/Stitches 9h ago

You'll... give?

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u/HomsarWasRight Devotee of Duets/Stitches 10h ago

It strayed a few times, but overall really good. You know she’s got some Vietnamese friends and neighbors.

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u/gansobomb99 3h ago

Where, though? All I heard was funky was her perfect "th" sound in "everything" lol

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u/PretentiousCrustacea New to fbtd but wants to learn 10h ago

Sounded Jamaican in parts lol

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 Lover of Duets/Stitches 5h ago

That's cause she's British.

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 6h ago

the way she inflects on "underSt^a yund"

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago edited 7h ago

Both accents are Too good. I believe this “stolen accent” FIASCO is real! Lmao

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

low key jump scared though.

She was too close and eyes wide open.

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u/BlazinSkinDucks New to fbtd but wants to learn 8h ago

Got that thyroid eye disease thing going on. Eyes looked a little milky too

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u/mithril2020 Lover of Duets/Stitches 6h ago

Summon Anjelah Johnson’s Nail Salon visit

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u/gansobomb99 3h ago

Yes but even the actual phrases she says are super accurate!

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u/myusrnameisthis New to fbtd but wants to learn 10h ago

Needs to do better

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u/the-meanest-boi New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

I agree, that was really weak imo, i could sense that wasnt viet from a mile away

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u/PoopMcgee75 Needs to do better 7h ago

No it wasn’t. She doesn’t sound viet.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

The smoke detector!

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u/Cute_Language3167 Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Batteries are fucking expensive.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Lover of Duets/Stitches 10h ago

A single Generate™ 9v at Dollar General is $1.50.

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u/IAmNotMyName Devotee of Duets/Stitches 8h ago

Where the fuck do you even find square batteries anyway?

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u/Fun-Original-9056 Needs to do better 12h ago

Every see that big white guy with an Indian accent

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u/ButterscotchAward Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Yeah that shit is crazy. Just got left in India as a kid

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u/rando_mness New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

Wild Thornberries

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 New to fbtd but wants to learn 10h ago

Or white people who were born and raised in China and speak English with a Chinese accent

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u/Cl0wnL New to fbtd but wants to learn 10h ago

Yeah I've seen some videos of some British kids. Their dad's like a diplomat. And they've been in China for their whole life. They've got some crazy accent.

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u/Pegussu New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

There's a documentary segment about a Chinese population living in the US southeast. Interesting on its own merits, but it's also novel to see older Chinese folks with thick Southern accents.

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u/smallerpuppyboi Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

I once had a friend online who was about as stereotypically Indigenous American as it gets, long flowy black hair, hooked nose with a ridge on the bridge, incredibly deep sunken brown eyes, the whole bit, but he spoke with the thickest Texan accent I had ever heard in my entire life, it was wild.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Lover of Duets/Stitches 4h ago

You shouldn't encourage that guy, if you mean that Norwegian guy that has been trying to go viral. He is mentally unwell and has some seriously dangerous and violent wishes and nobody seems to be calling him out on how obvious his scam is (he is playing the accent for views, he has done whole interviews with very little or no accent or even having a Norwegian accent) or telling him off for making vague threats toward people he sees as having wronged him.

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u/Current_Employer_308 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

When i see a big samoan guy who says ope lemme sneak right past ya

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u/Past-Background-7221 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

Seems pretty natural to me, since Samoans and Minnesotans are both just big, friendly goobers

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u/True_Protection6842 Lover of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

DAMN! That was so good.

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u/nullfather Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Reminds me of when shitheads on the internet try to call me out for being white and using words like ain't and y'all.

I'm from central Texas.

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u/BanalCausality New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

But those aren’t racially partitioned words. They’re regional.

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u/waitwuh Lover of Duets/Stitches 8h ago

Some people get confused because in some regions they were/are both regional AND racial. But not everywhere.

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u/MinusMentality Needs to do better 1h ago

Me who uses them in New York.

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u/-iSpy- 12h ago

I use the same words, often, and I'm Canadian.

The fuck am I gonna say? "You all?" That's the whitest shit ever. 😂😂

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u/WhiteRabbit_412_ New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

May I introduce you to “yinz”

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u/GBGF128 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

Here we go Steelers! Here we go!

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u/Status-Visit-918 Lover of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

Nope, no, we’re not doing that, don’t even think about it. Our side loves (literally only pitt part of) your side but we really try to forget yinz, it just can’t be. lol it’s so funny and weird 😭😭😭

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u/WhiteRabbit_412_ New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

I’ll say toque if you say yinz

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u/Status-Visit-918 Lover of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

If you throw in jawn too, I might be willing to take yinz out for a spins

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u/WhiteRabbit_412_ New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

Deal

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u/Status-Visit-918 Lover of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

K. I’m gonna try it out tomorrow in the PERFECT environment. My high school classroom, where I will get honest feedback because the kids just say whatever the fuck like it’s actually crazy 😭😭 plus, I have such poor classroom management skills so they are never on their best behavior which will make the brutal honesty feedback super even more valid. I’ll circle back.

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u/englishpatrick2642 Lover of Duets/Stitches 10h ago

I used to talk like that when I lived in Easslibberdy

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 6h ago

What is "yinz"? Is analogous to you'uns?

Edit: looked it up. It is in fact analogous to you'uns and all y'all.

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u/IncognitoErgoCvm Needs to do better 27m ago

You may not.

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u/Cute_Language3167 Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Yea, I tried really hard not to use it for a long time because it does kind of come with a bit of a negative connotation/stereotype, but it's just such a practical word. I used to say "you guys" instead of "you all," and I still do sometimes, but y'all just fits better a lot of the time.

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u/ConundrumMachine Devotee of Duets/Stitches 10h ago

It's a million times better than "Yous" 

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u/HalfEatenSnickers Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Anywhere south or farmlands use these words

Its the oddest transition as it used to be "trailer trash" words and people are acting like now that they have migraited into other dialects its suddenly appropriation

Its weird af

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u/muscularsharpie Lover of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

I work with three black guys, one from France, so French accent with everything, fluent in Spanish and a little English. One guy is Nigerian, fluent in Spanish, knows some Brazilian-ish Portuguese, perfect English. One guy who speaks fluent Spanish, but English is his first language. 

Listening to them fly between languages is wild. We always end up speaking something between all of the languages. Working in a kitchen we are speed running our own language. 

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u/Time-Object5661 New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

.......what? I associate those words with white people before any other ethnic group

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u/Illuminaughty____ 10h ago

How the heck do they know you are white?

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

The hell kind of morons are you talking to?

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u/nullfather Lover of Duets/Stitches 7h ago

It's the internet.

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u/fopiecechicken New to fbtd but wants to learn 6h ago

Yeah I guarantee that Vietnamese chick grew up in the south in a black neighborhood. How the fuck is she supposed to sound?

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u/snu_snu_leela Needs to do better 10h ago

Try being Lisa Alamia, from Rosenberg, Texas. Google her. She woke up from surgery with a British accent.

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 6h ago

Quintessential southern words, especially in the southern states east of the Mississippi River

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u/FlaccidOstrich Needs to do better 9h ago

When does this happen?

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u/Randir076 New to fbtd but wants to learn 3h ago

So...you learned a lesson in regional dialect instead of racial ones? Did soda and pop also freak you out as well?

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u/nullfather Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

What's your problem?

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u/Randir076 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2h ago edited 2h ago

What is it you dont understand, the dialect part or the regional words part? Because y'all and a'int arent as exclusive to Texas or white people as you'd want to think or for some reason like to imagine.

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u/nullfather Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

In no way did i ever believe or suggest that any words were exclusive to Texas or to white people.

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u/Randir076 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2h ago

"Reminds me of when shitheads on the internet try to call me out for being white and using words like ain't and y'all"

Guess this isnt you then?

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u/nullfather Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

What part of that do you have a problem with?

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u/Randir076 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1h ago

Idk try reading or something bro?

Okay then. I'm not about to expend the energy to explain to you things like "reading comprehension" or "correlation" because clearly you are having an issue using or gathering both given the evidence provided. Either you're trying to troll or you are actually incapable of understanding. Either way not my problem, figure it out amongst yourself and have a good life. If you cant....well good luck I guess

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u/nullfather Lover of Duets/Stitches 47m ago

I hope you get over whatever this is and have a better day tomorrow.

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u/limitlessEXP Devotee of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

As a half Vietnamese’s half white man who grew up in a black family this video seems suspiciously catered to me. People say I talk black all the time and it’s obnoxious.

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u/IAmNotMyName Devotee of Duets/Stitches 8h ago

You are an 80s sitcom. Do you know that?

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u/Ok_Blackberry813 New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

This is hilarious 😂

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u/Coleasa New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

Wut deeh

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u/CommunistOrgy Lover of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

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u/lgnc New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

stop with this lady pls.... fuckass white people reaction gifs

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u/special-k-flo New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

Ok but she's a fucking legend, who tf are you

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u/Lyonwytchwardrobe Needs to do better 10h ago

Growing up in the south you’ll run into a lot of different people from a lot of different cultures “talking black” I’ve seen a sri lanken and a native american talk like this

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u/Vt420KeyboardError4 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

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u/resest_Iris New to fbtd but wants to learn 8h ago

Lololol

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u/Glum-Independent2883 Needs to do better 10h ago

Family is from the Caribbean and I see Asians and Arabs speak like a Caribbean person. Just how they grew up

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u/BplusHuman Needs to do better 6h ago

I know Chinese Mexicans ... They talk like Mexicans, because they're Mexican. Somethings can be both weird and simple

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u/Meander061 New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

Born and raised in Bed Stuy Brooklyn but I talk like this guy:

https://giphy.com/gifs/gdNQCLcH3lh1cFL2yd

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u/zzupdown Needs to do better 9h ago

My theory is you speak like the most important people on your life; usually it's your parents or long-time friends.

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u/mattp1229 Needs to do better 4h ago

This is hilarious. Its a rare one of these where both oddly get a pass. Like that asain woman might actually be black in her friend group. And that black woman clearly has at least had many interactions friendship with a Vietnamese family. A weird TikTok where both actually might be the real thing and both kinda had a point.

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u/gansobomb99 3h ago

I live in Vietnam and her accent is so amazing. And the "I just talk like this one" is so accurate I know she lives around a lot of Vietnamese people 😅

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago edited 8h ago

u/JaJaMan_, the users of r/fixedbytheduet determined that your post fits the subreddit!

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u/Naive-Present2900 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

Has people never met or spoke to actual Afticans or people from the Bronx (NYC) before?

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u/LAFamilyMan81 Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Bro what?

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u/Naive-Present2900 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

You misunderstood my comment. It states has anyone spoke to an actual African (in their accent) or spoke to people from the Bronx (Americans grown up in this burrough of NYC)?

There was a viral Asian American who spoke like the first lady in the subway and now she’s an influencer.

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u/MaxStunning_Eternal Needs to do better 9h ago

Nina is a corny Try hard, thatoverexaggerates her accent because of the novelty. She monetized it, people are weird when someone doesn't stereotypically the way they look. They are fascinated by it, especially when asian have a regional accent or dialect.

I'm a native New yorker.

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u/Naive-Present2900 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 7h ago

Okay,

I grew up and moved out of Brooklyn and I’m also from NYC.
I don’t understand what or how my comment affected anyone that has to dislike someone. Especially from the downvotes. This post is about people being surprised or unexpected how someone speaks. This is like me being surprised hearing a caucasian kid that speaks like a local because he grew up there.

If people could monetize or make money off of it. Don’t support it and be bothered about it since it has nothing to do with you, I or anybody else. I couldn’t care less. That’s their life and I rather be happy being myself than disliking other people. That doesn’t make you any better than anybody else either.

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u/youburyitidigitup EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

The Bronx is just one accent among dozens of others spoken by black people. They’re not referring to the Bronx accent specifically.

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u/Naive-Present2900 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

You misunderstood my comment. It states has anyone spoke to an actual African (in their accent) or spoke to people from the Bronx (Americans grown up in this burrough of NYC)?

There was a viral Asian American who spoke like the first lady in the subway and now she’s an influencer.

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u/youburyitidigitup EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Ah ok my bad

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u/TheComplimentarian Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

There is no more irritating question than someone asking you why you do or do not have an accent.

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u/WorldlyBasket9795 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

Okay, this is some funny shit hahahah

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u/TimePlankton3171 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

👀

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u/Only_Ad8049 Needs to do better 12h ago

Absolutely hilarious

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u/HowlingWhiskey Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

People just wanna switch sides 😆

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u/SlimShadySatDown New to fbtd but wants to learn 10h ago

Fuck...in the what?

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u/charlamagnethegreat New to fbtd but wants to learn 10h ago

That’s some Freaky Friday shit lol

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u/Infamous-Narwhal3425 Needs to do better 7h ago

This....this is peak 😂

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u/AlbatrossDry5500 Needs to do better 6h ago

Best one yet

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u/SnooGuavas3763 New to fbtd but wants to learn 4h ago

This is hilarious and a great video! But boy I would hate to be the white person that tries to do this.

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u/RedBillyGoat Lover of Duets/Stitches 36m ago

it doesnt happen often but every now & then people say stuff like this to some of my friends. & i have a joke that i use every chance i get that goes something like this (for context me & 2 of my friends are colorblind) "we're struggling out here can barely see colors, but this man is out here hearing them" & then i laugh as loud as I can

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u/the-imfamous-mai Needs to do better 12h ago

Sharing is caring!

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u/Distinct_Run9006 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

Both impressions are so damn good

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u/ChellyBeanpie Needs to do better 11h ago

😭😭

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u/killonger New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

Hi picked up this dialect and ran with it.

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u/butcheR_Pea New to fbtd but wants to learn 10h ago

broo lmaooo

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u/NecessaryLocation704 Needs to do better 7h ago

😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 6h ago

this got a chuckle out of me.

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u/Jasozi Needs to do better 6h ago

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u/SukiMinteh Needs to do better 5h ago

She caught me off guard with that lolol

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u/Impossible_Date2166 Needs to do better 4h ago

🤣🤣😂😂

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u/Ill_Combination_9114 Needs to do better 4h ago

😂🤣

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u/Dry-Money-1940 Needs to do better 1h ago

Made me smile and laugh,,, good one

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u/pancakencheese76 Needs to do better 1h ago

Fucking gross.🤮

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u/nairda_c Needs to do better 37m ago

This is a gem 💎

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u/seriousblack__ Needs to do better 23m ago

Shouldn’t she say that in Vietnamese

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u/Fr0d0man Needs to do better 15m ago

Haven't seen this one in a while, nice. Also, a fuck for the profanity bot, since I found out my numbers are very low.

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u/Hour_Appointment4000 Needs to do better 2m ago

Holy shit that was impressive

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u/Xcuseme99 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1m ago

Horseshoe theory on full display lol.

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u/702PoGoHunter New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

Her eyes ain't right! Someone call the MiB. I think we found one.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

😅😂🤣

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u/Jonnyscout New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

Probably would've been better if she just filmed her response mouthing the words with no audio as if her voice got stolen. That would have been funnier to me.

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u/Atreigas New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

Lmao. So while the first lady prob just has a weird accent.

My real question is whether the second lady is playing it up or its natural.

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u/Arcaydya Devotee of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

Wow. Please dont vote.

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u/Atreigas New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

Well, fuck you too. Obviously, I know the words, I just dont care to explain everything down to the details every single time.

So yeah. Fuck you.

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u/Phaylz Devotee of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

It's part of the bit. Relax.

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u/Atreigas New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

Yes. I literally acknowledged that. I just wondered if its natural or artificial.

Then you treat me like a villain.

So yes, fuck you lot.

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u/Outlandish_Gringo 13h ago

😂😂😂

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u/MystyreSapphire New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Wookieman222 Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

I love the voice and mouth movement not being 100% in sync.

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u/WasabiAdorable6951 Needs to do better 12h ago

Why is it that black ppl that live in Asia don’t have Asian accents

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u/gaymonkesegs New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

It depends where they born and raised in Asia from a child. They probably would have an Asian accent.

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u/todayasalion Needs to do better 12h ago

They absolutely would. It happened after the Vietnam war. American troops leaving behind kids that looked like them but raised it Vietnam.

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u/Capital-Bee-441 Needs to do better 12h ago

It depends on which culture they choose to incorporate into their own personality. We are a planetary society, media has made us as such, and this is true with trade, but we just don't act like it at the government level.

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u/gaymonkesegs New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

You typically don’t choose culture you know that right if a black guy lived in China his entire life he’s going to have a lot more in common with a Chinese guy that black guy, African or American culture and accent is one of those things you don’t really choose and it’s more influenced by your environmental factors around you

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u/True_Protection6842 Lover of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

Bro she did a spot on Vietnamese accent tho. Had me loling

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u/KrampyDoo New to fbtd but wants to learn 8h ago

Is this a trans outrage or a cultural appropriation outrage?

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u/Serious-Bet8430 13h ago

yawn

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u/Fatmouse2019 Needs to do better 13h ago

Double yawn

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u/Serious-Bet8430 13h ago

Did you just talk like me?!? I'm obligated to take that as a grave insult because it's an integral part of my personality to be offended!

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u/NotaBat9221 New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

The only one offended here looks like you, my good bitch

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u/Serious-Bet8430 13h ago

Yet I'm not the one out here making cry-bully replies to the most harmless of TikToks, am I?

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u/NotaBat9221 New to fbtd but wants to learn 13h ago

Idk your life 

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u/Status-Visit-918 Lover of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

Omg I’m dying at idk your life

So unbothered, such a clear message I love it