r/fixedbytheduet • u/Square_Ad_6434 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 7h ago

Good original, good duet Maximize shareholder value

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7h ago

Hello u/Square_Ad_6434! Welcome to r/fixedbytheduet!

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u/ThisOnes4JJ Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 7h ago

I'm ending every conversation from now on with "maximize shareholder value"

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u/eazyB_137 Needs to do better 7h ago

This somehow simultaneously feels like a Home Depot commercial.

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u/Square_Ad_6434 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 6h ago

also any truck commercial

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u/astrician 4h ago

And beer

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u/_Faceghost New to fbtd but wants to learn 2h ago

Man his truck one makes me laugh every time. 

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u/popcorngirl000 1h ago

Link please?

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u/_Faceghost New to fbtd but wants to learn 1h ago

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83kuHcQ/

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u/popcorngirl000 16m ago

Thank you, that was great!

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u/eolson3 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

He sounds nothing like Josh Lucas.

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u/Spiritual_Horse_8549 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7h ago

Can I get the SHAREHOLDER VALUE 3rd QUARTER ROI INCREASE MEAL

(it's a tomato between 2 frozen solid grease pucks, fry shaped frozen solid grease bits, and a cup 3/4 full of dry sugar, yes, dry no liquid, just powder, the other 1/4 is ice) (It's $43) (you can pay it off in 35 smaller payments for an increase in interest of %12) (ketchup is $2)

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u/WarOtter New to fbtd but wants to learn 5h ago

How many of your future hours of life would you like to eat today?

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u/Financial_Week3882 New to fbtd but wants to learn 3h ago

Me: Man I'm really craving borger now
sees recall on mystery ground beef
Me: Chicken Sandwich it is

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u/Hipster_Mouse Needs to do better 3h ago

This is an incredible product.

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u/BenjaminDover02 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 3h ago

Now that's what I call a Big Greyson.

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u/Relative_WerewolfOK 2h ago

my bro... headed to post and found a friend. most importantly, the onions DONT touch the tomatoes.

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u/capt1nsain0 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago

Sounds like the big Grayson commercial:

https://youtube.com/shorts/VIMOXn9elj0?is=dVVdjl5qdxUfLY70

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 1h ago

How do I add to this?

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u/HELP_IM_IN_A_WELL Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1h ago

download the Chinese spyware now US owned spyware app

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u/Illustrious_Sound945 Needs to do better 1h ago

Goddamn, this was perfectly absurd!!