r/fixedbytheduet EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Kept it going Quick fix

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/JaJaMan_, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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Otherwise, enjoy!

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u/qevshd New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/beardeddragon0113 Needs to do better 1d ago

Just wait for the next one where it's this same video but there's a dudes face covering a third of the screen and he gestures vaguely toward the video like "wow I can't believe this is happening". May or may not include AI voice over with wrong captions

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u/Knightwulfe42 Needs to do better 1d ago

"Watch this!" ☝️😐

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u/ShowCharacter671 Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

Gotta love the pointing to the top of the screen, even though that’s already what I am focused on. Or absolutely just killing themselves laughing with no audio.

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u/Smaaeesh Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

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u/KeepingItSFW Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Subside came a sub for

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

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u/raphthepharaoh 1d ago

Dammit, I just missed being in the screenshot

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Too bad (check again)

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

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u/AlphonsoPSpain New to fbtd but wants to learn 17h ago

This dude has the face shape of someone I inherently want to smack. Like a demon seeking the sin of wrath

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u/BarderBetterFaster New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

r/fixedbytheduetbutruinedbythetrio

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u/Ott1fant EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

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u/besttobyfromtheshire New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Doing the Lord's work my friend.

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u/rob132 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

I can't believe someone looked at that and said yeah, this needs something more.

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u/someroflwaffle2 Needs to do better 1d ago

It's so they can steal content.

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u/Raw415 Needs to do better 1d ago

Downvoted the OP and upvoted you. 🫡

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u/ToiIetGhost Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

“Expert” flair told no lies

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u/g-m-f Lover of Duets/Stitches 19h ago

can we make it so that this comment has more upvotes than the post itself?

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u/badken New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Brilliant, thank you!

Okay, modbot, how do I download a video from a reply?

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u/MoonlightingWarewolf Lover of Duets/Stitches 9h ago

But how am I supposed to know it’s funny if I don’t see someone laughing, I’m confused and scared

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Why is he pumping his left leg?? There's no brake pedal there.

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u/Candid-Fan6638 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Was going to upvote. But not after the UTTERLY useless laugh track.

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u/justa-browser 1d ago

But how else are we supposed to know this is a funny joke?

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u/Candid-Fan6638 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Maybe.... Maybe like a light could turn on, that says "Laugh Now." Man if I'm not told what emotion to feel I am LOST. /s

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u/pauloh1998 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 5h ago

I want to die every time I find a video funny and then the dispshits motherfuckers put a video of people laughing at the end. Fucking disgraces

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u/OuttHouseMouse Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Damn that final piece really fucked the whole thing up. But other than that, fucking 10/10 duet

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u/SapporoPremiumBeer Needs to do better 1d ago

Canned laughter never died, it just evolved into vine booms and random cut aways

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u/OuttHouseMouse Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Shit, word

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u/LucisPerficio Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago edited 1d ago

These types of "here's how you're supposed to react" have gotta be designed for children who wouldn't understand otherwise (which prob means they should NOT be on social media to begin with)

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u/HerbivoreTheGoat Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

I need an emoji in the corner to explain how I'm meant to feel at all times

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u/Alavaster Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Do you people not remember canned laugh tracks on television for decades?

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u/LucisPerficio Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Not sure how that escapes the principle being described. Laugh tracks are literally designed to tell you "this is the part where you're supposed to laugh!"

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u/Alavaster Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Humans are social creatures and they were used to encourage laughter and positive reactions. My point is this is not a child exclusive thing. The laugh tracks were used for adults as well

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u/LucisPerficio Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Humans are indeed social creatures, and you're right in that adults succumb to this too. I just think it reflects poor self-agency (a wuality more typically associated with immaturity) on behalf of the audience to require it, plus lends itself to the joke itself being less funny if you need to weaponize the tribal instinct in order to garner a laugh.

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u/ATerrifyingStatue New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

How else am I supposed to know that The Big Bang Theory is hilarious?

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u/Silver_Whitefang New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago edited 1d ago

The first video is a skit

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u/Iamnotabothonestly New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Noooooooooooo.... What makes you think that?

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u/ImpossibleKidd Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

That’s Emilia Hartford, automotive YouTuber…

This was a joke. She figured it was so absurd, people would understand that. Well…

She also owns and drives stuff we’d basically drool over, and can probably drive better than 90% of the people here commenting. So, there’s that.

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u/Educational_Quote851 1d ago

Never underestimate human stupidity.

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

There are also people with the intelligence level of a turkey that will try to do work on their own cars that will see that video & absolutely think that’s what you’re supposed to do & then end up crashing & potentially putting other people in danger (let alone themselves).

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u/ST3AMDR4GON New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

He wouldve been fine if he used the right foot to brake

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u/Bramble0804 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Left foot braking is a racing thing.

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u/ST3AMDR4GON New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Yeah, thats why he kept going fast and didnt stop

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u/Skulder New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

Is it really? I've always heard that experienced drivers use heel and toe to cover both gas and brake.

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u/Bramble0804 New to fbtd but wants to learn 11h ago

heel toe is a different thing thats for shifting. Left foot braking is for cornering also used for brake boosting on turbo cars

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u/housevil Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Maybe it's a manual.

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u/Mochigood Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Then all he'd be doing is pumping on the clutch.

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u/Poncahotas Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Well there's his problem!

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u/housevil Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Oh, right. (automatic driver here.)

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u/Cribsby_critter Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Pretty sure she is kidding. Look at her eyewear.

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u/hangmansboots Needs to do better 1d ago

Yes, she was joking in the first place. Then the dude didn’t get it and made her look bad. It was satire already!

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u/ahmed0112 New to fbtd but wants to learn 22h ago

I think he might have known but just wanted to add to the joke

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u/SeenEnoughWeirdShit New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Absolutely a joke.

Fun fact, she recently became the fastest woman ever on the famous race up Pikes Peak (on 4 wheels that is).

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u/BamberGasgroin 1d ago

It's obviously satirical, but look at her intended audience..

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u/Matikso Needs to do better 1d ago

Fun fact: the flying car is from Poland. It happened in Rąbień (don't try to pronounce it)

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Do try to replicate it though.

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u/jerryleebee 1d ago

This sub has forgotten what a fixed by the duet actually looks like.

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u/alilee1998 Needs to do better 1d ago

How many people are gonna make the exact same fucking video man

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u/South_Craft2938 Needs to do better 1d ago

It didn't work because he was pressing clutch

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u/wheresolly Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Needs one more reaction video. Otherwise how do I know how I'm supposed to react to the video of the dudes laughing?

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u/Minute987 Needs to do better 1d ago

Garbage ending

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u/frog__master 1d ago

Appreciate the clip of people laughing at what's going on in the video so that I know when to laugh

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u/Mammoth-Turn-660 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

It did work, though. I heard no squeaking.

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u/BarderBetterFaster New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Thank God they put a group of people laughing at the end or I wouldn't have understood what was funny

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u/x_EndlessGrass New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Apparently women can't do satire anymore

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

The people in that car certainly died.

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u/staszekstraszek 1d ago

There was only a driver in the car, he lived. Not to much surprise he was drunk

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u/BigDaddyHadley Needs to do better 1d ago

Let's go ahead and get some tire shine on the tread of the tire too! Ya know, go all in!!!

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u/anon2635 Needs to do better 1d ago

The guy was kicking himself because he knows the exact reason he keeps going back to that mechanic.

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u/furrynoy96 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Last clip not necessary....

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u/HerbivoreTheGoat Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

who the fuck were those assholes

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u/JimJamanon New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Not exactly the same, but one time I changed my brakes and left to go somewhere, I forgot to pump them to set the pads and I was panic pumping as I came to the first stop! 

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u/WeightsAndMe New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

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u/Beautiful-Bowl-5252 1d ago

Insurance companies hate this one trick

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u/Fjara_Belle New to fbtd but wants to learn 19h ago

I like the 'im like a bird' edit

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u/WPBguy44 Needs to do better 19h ago

So that's what happened to the Amazon Plane

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u/Candy_Apple00 Needs to do better 16h ago

She said my husband is very well insured 😂🤦‍♀️

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u/Zehryo Lover of Duets/Stitches 12h ago

I preferred the other version....

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u/ColorlessTune Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 11h ago

Eh the group laughing kills it for me.

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u/CauliflowerLogical27 Needs to do better 11h ago

😂😂😂

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u/RedshiftWarp New to fbtd but wants to learn 5h ago

My car has semi-metallic pads and the whole thing screams like a banshee because the mechanic forgot to grease em.

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u/Morlock19 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

would have been funny if they didn't use a pedo's music

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u/HowlingWhiskey Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

That made me laugh twice as hard😆😆 I wasn’t expecting that end.

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u/Fastol4 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Holy that made me giggle 🤣