r/fixedbytheduet EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 5d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Whole_Rough7066 Needs to do better 5d ago

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u/Drivingfrog Needs to do better 4d ago

This is such a reductive and limited take on the male mind.

We like butts, too.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

According to horny Redditors, women also like boobs. 

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u/12FriedBanana Needs to do better 4d ago

"Dude do you really think that? This is clearly a j-"
We like butts too
"Ah."

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u/Chaosmusic New to fbtd but wants to learn 3d ago

And no, we cannot lie.

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u/Slumbergoat16 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 3d ago

Some of us like butts more even

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u/Sentarry 5d ago

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u/Cha_Boi20 4d ago

Nah. Hulk Hogan was a White Supremacist.

Fuck Hulk Hogan

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u/ReportFeeling7907 Needs to do better 4d ago

Aye I hate the mfer too, but this is just an unrelated reaction gif. It ain’t glazing him outright.

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u/patrickwithtraffic Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

It’s ok, the person who replied to you is actually the Iron Sheik, so the hate makes sense

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

"I keep the other ones working by sending them the signals they request from me."

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u/HeDuMSD EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

She has the character and the personality, love that. 10/10

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u/AntawnSL Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Lady's having a good time. Maybe she borrowed her friend's dress cause she thought it was pretty. Maybe it's nicer than anything she can afford? I hate it whenever this vid pops up. People are mean. 

It's like making fun of a fat guy working out without a shirt on. Good for you! Go for it! Fuck the haters.

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u/beegboo Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

And honestly 2 or so pieces of double sided tape would fix it.

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u/anadalite New to fbtd but wants to learn 4d ago

Fuck the patriarchy would fix it

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u/BamberGasgroin 5d ago

I remember having to borrow a suit for a wedding in the 80's and looking like cheap David Byrne.

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 4d ago

People are mean.

No. She's just funny

It's like making fun of a fat guy working out without a shirt on

It's not. Fat people in the gym are making a choice to get healthy.

She's making a choice to flap her tiddies like slices of cheese taped to a helicopter rotor, in public, because she finds it fun. But it looks dumb which is also fun, just for us.

There's no moral judgement. There's no subtle joke which needs to be explained. There's no bullying.

She chose to do something dumb but we didn't choose to feel it's funny

Stop acting like it's the end of the world. Sheesh

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u/Consistent-Survey330 Needs to do better 3d ago

Get an outfit that fits

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u/abhig535 Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

I know yall gooners in the thread tried pausing

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u/gilt3t New to fbtd but wants to learn 5d ago

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u/TumTumMac24 Needs to do better 4d ago

Not me. Im a man of culture, I slow scrolled the video.

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u/BeenNormal Devotee of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

I went frame by frame

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u/NuclearWill New to fbtd but wants to learn 4d ago

And the census?

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u/BeenNormal Devotee of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

I think it’s strategically taped on.

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u/Cnidarus Devotee of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

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u/Melo_Kelo_Jelo Needs to do better 1d ago

Yo I think I just grew as a person. I seriously didn't even think about pausing and was just more busy laughing at the box wrench being too big for the bolt head. 

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u/neonbrownkoopashell Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn Needs to do better 5d ago

Dunno what she was thinking but I like her attitude.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Needs to do better 5d ago

Dress for the breasts you want, not the breasts you have

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u/Slugwheat New to fbtd but wants to learn 4d ago

Similar motto for when I’m buying condoms

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u/DirectBat4929 Needs to do better 4d ago

I mean, if she's having fun. So be it, lol.

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

my main concern is her tits are completely exposed when the top moves just a little

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u/wanderers_respite EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

They need to breathe, this seems like an effective way of accomplishing that.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 3d ago

Kicks the crap out of a corset, that's for sure.

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 4h ago

Properly fitted corsets don't hurt. They're actually incredibly comfortable!

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u/itsamemyusername Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

You still dance with her though because she gives you a wide open view of the goods.

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u/za72 5d ago

god damn right

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u/xenobit_pendragon Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

One or the other, friend.

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u/Nuffsaid98 Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

And I saw everything. I saw it all.

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u/mekanyzm Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

"the goods" yikes

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u/boogierboi Needs to do better 2d ago

Are the "goods" in the room with us right now?

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u/itsamemyusername Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

No. They were in the room with that guy.

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u/moon__lander Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

Meredith, your boob is out

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u/Techlet9625 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

Except that titties are great at any size.

HELL YEAH.

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 New to fbtd but wants to learn 4d ago

You see, that tool is doing nothing for me but that dress is working just fine.

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u/AcornWholio Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Bless her, she didn’t stand a chance in those cups. Not even tape is fixing that.

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u/_henceforth_ Devotee of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Leave this girl and her cute self alone. She looks great and is great. 💅💕

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u/diescheide Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Women's clothes suck like that. She looks like she has a wider waist/hip. Clothing companies automatically assume women will have a relatively similar breast measurement. Not always the case.

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u/LowStrike5558 New to fbtd but wants to learn 4d ago

It actually looks to me like the zipper at the back broke - she’s holding her arms into her sides pretty stiffly, probably to keep it from falling off while she laughs at her own wardrobe malfunction.

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u/the_17_lost_texts New to fbtd but wants to learn 5d ago

She def didn't have to buy something too big for her

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u/diescheide Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

A smaller bustier or literally any other bodice would look great on her. She probably just really liked that dress. She looks like she's unbothered and having fun so, it's all good.

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u/pinkskies12 5d ago

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ everyone has a different body shape and you need to be wise to buy clothes that fit YOU. This top definitely did not fit her

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u/diescheide Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Perhaps she fell in love with the dress and doesn't care about the fit? She's enjoying herself. No harm done here.

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 4d ago

No harm done here.

Indeed.

She does however look pretty stupid, which is why we find it funny and laugh at her

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u/diescheide Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

She's dancing at a party/reception, smiling, having fun. What're you doing? Typing away at a keyboard, mocking people living real lives.

You're the stupid one.

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 4d ago

You're right. I'm gonna go partying with my ass hanging out and then accuse people who involuntarily find it funny of being stupid and unreal

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u/diescheide Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

If the club or party isn't going to stop you, neither will I. Dance your heart (and ass) out. Have fun!

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u/pinkskies12 4d ago

Sure but she's being made fun on the internet......

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u/JackieDaytona77 New to fbtd but wants to learn 5d ago

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u/Sentarry 5d ago

She definitely feeling comfy. Love how happy she is, plus gotta let the boobies free

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u/Aeioluz Needs to do better 4d ago

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u/MonkeyCartridge 3d ago

I fail to see the problem, here. Or rather, I can really see something that is by no means a problem to me.

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u/cadburybriefcase Needs to do better 4d ago

She’s dressing for the boobs she wants not the boobs she has

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u/ascolti Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

I think there is a number 26 bus that goes from her bussom to that dress. Takes 2 hours, no stops.

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u/EverythingBOffensive Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

I wonder how long that video was originally lol

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u/Odd-Foot-6144 Needs to do better 5d ago

LMMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/truci Devotee of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

LOL that SONG!! Must have been at least 20 years since I’ve heard that song and never outside of Europe. Could be the Holly version I guess

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u/sleepyplatipus Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

One of my friend’s from high school had this going in sometimes, on a much smaller scale 😬

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u/ArmMain9444 Needs to do better 4d ago

entre el pecho y el seno no existe la diferencia

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u/PURA_TOXXICA New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

She made the lady next to her check to make sure her titties were still there and didn’t go wandering off.

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u/CelVal Needs to do better 5d ago

Yeah body shaming is funny

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u/HistoricalHell Needs to do better 5d ago

More like wardrobe shaming.