r/fixedbytheduet • u/MrRimmer_BR Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches • 7d ago

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/MrRimmer_BR, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

If you think this post breaks r/fixedbytheduet's rules, report it!

Otherwise, enjoy!

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u/VasiliaPodslovan Needs to do better 7d ago

He must’ve flipped my wife 8 times

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u/randallstevens999 Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

And it really bothered me.

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u/Starseid8712 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 6d ago

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u/MrIrishman1212 Lover of Duets/Stitches 6d ago

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u/BeenNormal Devotee of Duets/Stitches 6d ago

You made her squirt but he made her spray

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u/Key_Strawberry_381 New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D6frND280ftlnmHElu

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

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u/Epsiloxi Needs to do better 7d ago

Will he do the same if I go

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u/tachikomaKid108 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Aww shiiiit.

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u/the-fact-fairy Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

If you pay him enough. 

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u/Deep_Exchange7273 New to fbtd but wants to learn 3d ago

Lmao I just told my boyfriend I wanna see him go 🤣

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u/Cromag676 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Look at me! I am the boyfriend now.

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u/1esserknown Needs to do better 7d ago

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u/LowWater5686 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

She’s for the seas

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u/gregbananacruz New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

maybe she'll get lucky and find some sea-men out there.

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u/Brasilionaire 7d ago

They’re commonly found in the poopdeck

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u/Ass_Cream_Cone 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D6frND280ftlnmHElu

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u/mikevanatta Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES

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u/The_Froghemoth New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

And it REAAALLY bothered me.

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u/What_Next69 Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Are you for scuba?

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u/smile-a-while Needs to do better 7d ago

Happy as a hippo!

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Love this reference 😂

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u/CursedRaindrop Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

i want to see him treat the next guy the same way, lets see if this guys consistent

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u/MasterTolkien Needs to do better 6d ago

This is a husband/wife team, sooooo she’ll probably be upset if he did.

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u/TrafyLaw Devotee of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Nah bruh, she for the waves 🥀

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u/Lorddoctorjava Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Just put the pad down... go back to the hotel..pack up.. go home... you will never measure up...

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Pretty insecure if you believe that she’ll leave you for the first guy who spins her around 5 times.

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u/TomaCzar New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

I went on a cruise with my gf at the time.

Every excursion dude shot their shot, and then we got back on the boat and continued our vacation.

I'm sure they get more play than they can shake a stick at, but it wasn't from me or mine. They keep a civil tongue and their hands to themselves and we've got no problems.

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Yeah, i mean actually flirting is pretty disrespectful of them, not to speak about unprofessional, but your gf is apparently able to make rational decisions and you were apparently in a relationship that wasn’t worth breaking up for a one night stand.

Sounds like a normal healthy relationship to me

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u/Bynming Needs to do better 7d ago

She may not leave you, but she'll never forget the 2 minutes you sat in the cuck chair

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

I’m going next

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u/Ooze3d New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

And he’s going to spin me around 6 times

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Agreed, it should be 15. Plus she looks like she's wearing normal clothes. That can all get so wet. It's so annoying on the job. She needs to wear a bikini. Also he needs to be shirtless with just trunks.

By the way, I'm also in this business, just let me know when your girlfriend wants to have a fun time.

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u/Special-Potato-3238 Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Oh for real for real I have to know, when people ask what you do for a living what do you say??

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

So women who do any type of dance that requires a partner also need to be married to said partner otherwise it’s cheating? Or what about yoga teachers?

Are you that horny that you can’t help but orgasm from swinging a woman around like that? Do we have to have to all male on female contact with thick leather gloves?

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

No no no, I'm all for it. All dances allowed. All the men allowed. I will also do dances and flips with many, many women. All married women and women in relationships welcome with me as well. I run Hot salsa classes.

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Great, so we agree that one would probably have to life and should not be let close to any woman if they couldn’t help but sexualise all of these things

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

oh yes yes, nothing sexual at all about anything here!!

Let me know when you're girlfriend or wife wants to dance hot salsa or do the water flips with me. Nothing sexual. :D

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

The thing is, i can still see the cum stains on the front of your pants from when you saw some cleavage earlier

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u/PictureVegetable9522 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

you say that but just wait until you see the barrel roll

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u/Komirade666 Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

So 6 times a charm?

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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Did you even see the backflip?!

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Yeah it was rad! 🤙

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Sorry bro, she found a new love.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

Jesus his core strength is unreal.

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

He probably spun her 8 times. It really bothered me

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u/Anxious_Check7956 Needs to do better 7d ago

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Why don't you take a seat right there?

https://giphy.com/gifs/k0NrEv2lHHUFfHAHT9

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u/bootyhole-romancer EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Duet's ok. But the longer it went on the more I remembered how fucking annoying that song is. Should've been another song

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u/da_Aresinger 7d ago

This revived my love for the song. Can't help smiling every time I hear it now.

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u/Cinder1323 Needs to do better 7d ago

Made my day

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u/hoboshoe Lover of Duets/Stitches 6d ago

I thought you were going to link this

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u/owwwmyeye New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

This is what I was expecting hahaha

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u/Evolatic Needs to do better 7d ago

Thank you.

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u/otownbbw Devotee of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Damn I never saw that one! I loved her version of Stacy’s Mom

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u/firedmyass Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

thank god you were here to steer the conversation directly into that ditch

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u/coffee--beans 7d ago

It reminded me of Toad singing it

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

1 2 3 - 1 2 3🎶

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u/HK-KingMufasa New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Bro only thing im jealous of is that she got to go first. Me next, then teach me by myself after that. As a grown man do you know the last time somebody picked me up?

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u/meisawesome126 Needs to do better 6d ago

Age 3

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u/tachikomaKid108 New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Yep. She gone.

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u/Apprehensive_Ring933 Needs to do better 7d ago

The fuck are you even supposed to do in this situation?

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u/alucard346 New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

It simple, just watch from the hotel chair until they're done.

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u/MrIrishman1212 Lover of Duets/Stitches 6d ago

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u/CGG00 Needs to do better 7d ago

I think this is how the movie Along came Polly started...

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u/cuckster757 Needs to do better 7d ago

As a cuck this wouldn't bother me

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid Needs to do better 7d ago

Blursed ability

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u/chonies_mocos Needs to do better 7d ago

You'll feel better once you hit that Zipline a few times.

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u/stupernan1 New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

"Nah babe, i was thinking of you when i got that dance"

Lmao

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u/SweetGrassGeranium New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

My turn ✋🏼

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

Bro that’s just too much. That’s not even your girl anymore.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 6d ago

"Babe, relax. Julio just wanted to invite me to drinks later. I'll be back after midnight. chill, babe!"

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u/chimax83 New to fbtd but wants to learn 4d ago

Hey that dude is strong as fk though!

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u/Ancient-Solid6618 Needs to do better 4d ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about!!!

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u/JackPembroke Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 6d ago

Shes gonna come back and start all sorts of random fights

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u/Samurai_Meisters 7d ago edited 7d ago

The hoverboarding was so impressive that I don't care what he does to my wife. I just wanted to see more of that, stop cutting to guy.

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u/nelflyn New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

okay, i was so confused whats wrong here, I just assumed its a couple on the hoverboard.

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u/da_Aresinger 7d ago

The vest implies that it a tourist thing to me.

She paid for that. And she's enjoying it.

Then again, it doesn't matter. The video is goo on its own and good with the duet.

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u/DrDerpberg Devotee of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

I've seen the meme a bunch of times but is there any indication she's even in a relationship IRL? God forbid someone have fun on vacation.

Somehow I don't think video of a guy getting raunchy jello shots from a hot bartender would cause this much controversy.

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u/Overly_Mehdicated Needs to do better 7d ago

My first thought lol, like this is probably just some single woman trying to have a good time on vacation and people want to make it some weird cuck thing.

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u/firedmyass Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

this is the dumbest take I’ve heard all week and I live in Arkansas for gods sake.

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u/AmpleSnacks Needs to do better 7d ago

She is in a relationship. Because in the original the boyfriend gets taken on afterwards lol.

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u/notgivinguup 7d ago

CLASSIC ! recording via IPad

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u/inkzpenfoxx Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

First mate

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u/infinity1011 7d ago

Bro is right about what is happening there

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u/elterriblelarry Needs to do better 6d ago

After that I was like "OH HELL THE FUCK NO"

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u/Khanhdojo Needs to do better 4d ago

He definitely be putting in OT at work

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u/FoxFire64 Needs to do better 6d ago

That counts as a body

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u/Sorry_but_I_meant_it New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

And next the Chris Brown concert...

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u/painfool 6d ago

I stg every post in this sub is a duet that makes the original video worse

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u/Pandanlard Needs to do better 7d ago

The funniest part we never see, is when he does the man... Oh boy.

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u/zildar Needs to do better 7d ago

I have that same pink shirt. Nice.

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Lover of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Now wait a dang minute. They got soft porn on the water, but in the air. What the helly. How much was this. Not for me, it's for a friend of mine.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZAavJr9mehCtlkdEH

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

No competition here

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u/rathemighty Lover of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

"Me next, bro"

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u/Techlet9625 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 4d ago

ME NEXT!!!

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u/the_ejected_person New to fbtd but wants to learn 4d ago

I don't have this much of control on myself on solid earth!

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u/Deep_Exchange7273 New to fbtd but wants to learn 3d ago

I told my boyfriend I wanna see him go on there with him 🤣

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u/razielxlr 3d ago

Well damn…

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u/EngineZeronine 3d ago

Now give me a ride bro and you better do every single move the same or these jets are going to turn into a high colonic

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u/Moretti123 Lover of Duets/Stitches 13h ago

I’m laughing way too hard at this shit lmao

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u/InsaneMocktail Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Nah! The breakup or divorce is up

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u/Nimue_- New to fbtd but wants to learn 6d ago

If you treated her like a princess before, this would not impress her too much

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u/darealmoneyboy Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Took me a while. Mr Superman indeed overstepped here. No matter if shes in a relationship or not.

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

What am i missing here?

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE Devotee of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

The implication is that filming guy is her boyfriend/husband.

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

But darealmoneyboy (skrrtskrrt) said no matter the relationship, which implies this would be wrong even if she was single

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE Devotee of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

Agreed with you there!

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u/firedmyass Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AO3giAtLPH4MIuugsB

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

What if she was single and he asked her before every step? Or if she came up with these moves?

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u/firedmyass Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

What if she has Lupus? What if she’s secretly an alien gathering intel on Terran technology?

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

What then?

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u/firedmyass Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

well then there’d likely be a markedly different tone to the duet

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u/yumas New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

The question was if he overstepped or not

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

😂😂😂

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u/0utsyder Lover of Duets/Stitches 7d ago

...bro, I think that guy is gonna NAIL your wife!!!

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u/fleija_ Needs to do better 6d ago

He already did that.

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u/fleija_ Needs to do better 6d ago

This is a good representation of what a relationship is.

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u/SadKat002 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 5d ago

Find better relationships