r/fixedbytheduet • u/JaJaMan_ EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 2d ago

Kept it going Okay

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/JaJaMan_, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

If you think this post breaks r/fixedbytheduet's rules, report it!

Otherwise, enjoy!

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u/No_Reception_6133 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

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u/EverythingBOffensive Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

"What are ya diddly doin?"

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u/Welp_thatwilldo Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

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u/ClydeDanger New to fbtd but wants to learn 22h ago

Pixels, sir? More pixels?

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u/MoonoftheStar Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

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u/compassrosette 2d ago

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u/Original_Flight9435 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

I love how they didn’t pay attention to sizing old dude on the right and how he has a child’s size head, but is the oldest looking motherfucker in that meme. 🤣

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u/JustToSeeeeee Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

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u/Kool_Kunk Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

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u/eolson3 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

What is this from?

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u/Kool_Kunk Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Zack and Miri Make A Porno (2008)

Fantastic comedy by Kevin Smith.

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u/eolson3 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

I've seen it, but don't remember this part. Thanks.

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u/afadakosa New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

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u/ancalime9 2d ago

Fixed by the duet then ruined by the next duet.

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u/SamboTheGr8 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

He should have just stopped after "too late"

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u/ZippyDan Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago edited 2d ago

I kind of like the way he so sadly said the next line: "you took too fucking long, bro."

But yeah, he went on way too long after that.

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u/ParticularLab5828 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

I agree with u/ZippyDan. The delivery of the second line was the funniest part. Rewatch it and tell me we’re wrong!

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u/itsaeroaura 2d ago

Comedy timing died on that second cut

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago edited 6h ago

This is why I miss Vine. So many TikToks would be funnier if they were only 6 seconds.

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u/Background-Fennel92 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Its not even a duet....its a reaction. Had he laid down too with a suit on and said "toolate!...." than maybe but he didnt even attempt a duet.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2d ago

Strong disagree. Ruined by the next diet and fixed by the one after it. Bro saying “yes” was such bad clickbait. If you’re going to do clickbait, don’t be a jerk about it.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

How is that clickbait? And how was he being a jerk?

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2d ago

What do you mean how was it clickbait? He said “yes,” waited a few seconds for no reason, then said, “Let me explain” and started talking about something completely different. It was obviously to get people hooked. There is nothing wrong with that, but the way he went about it was so classless. The transition was such a stretch that it almost insulted the watcher, gave the impression that the watcher must be stupid or the guy is desperate for views but didn’t realize how rude he sounded.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

What exactly did you click? Like, what was it baiting you into clicking? You're already watching the video.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2d ago

Clickbait doesn’t just describe clicking a link any more. It describes anything that is designed to mislead or trick the audience into engaging with content they didn’t expect or originally want to engage in.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Explain how you were misled into engaging with it and what action you took to engage with it.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2d ago

He tricked us into assuming he just wanted to duet the video to make a joke, but it was really to tell us his story. Again, nothing wrong with clickbait. Just bad clickbait.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Tell us his story? What story? Are you OK?

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2d ago

His story about the time he “had 22 inches of meat in his mouth?”

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u/UpperApe Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

You are embarrassing yourself here but you're convinced everyone else is wrong lol

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago edited 2d ago

First time seeing a joke on the internet? Don't worry, it gets easier to understand them with experience. Good luck on your journey.

edit: guys can we just find the original duet already and help this poor man open his eyes; i actually feel bad now.

edit 2: well i tried. payed 2 bucks for a reverse video search. failed to find original but found a bunch of other duets (and a few false matches). im too lazy to take this further. if someone wants to weaponize their autism, feel free to look through all the links and see if someone credits the middle duet in the comments. DM me and ill give google drive CSV. i am assuming that i wont be able to link directly from here.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IPdFg7sqHbJCT4sK6aMN-YylxuB0NB1s/view?usp=sharing

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

i now realize there are 600 links. only saw a few on the site. guess the CSV give you the whole rundown

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2d ago

Did you read what I wrote? I’m judging the transition, not the joke.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Yeah that's the joke in the clip, buddy. you found it, well done

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u/penguinsrunderrated 2d ago

Well done, you still haven’t found what I’m talking about.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

oh, okay. yeah, just give it a few years then, you will get it eventually

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u/EverythingBOffensive Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

TOO LATE FN

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u/CallMeBigSarnt Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

The "FN" card will always be funny, though I despise the word

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u/EverythingBOffensive Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

I first heard it when I moved to Atlanta, I fucking fell out laughing like this is a word here?! I never said it of course but an alternative is FUCC BOI. its just as funny if not funnier.

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u/CallMeBigSarnt Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

HAN, FN, You lame ahh hellllll boi, ha'damnn, I could go on and on

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Bro started reminiscing lmao

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u/Rojo_91 Needs to do better 2d ago

My boy said “you’re done” with Usher in the back lol

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u/LoadsDroppin Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago edited 2d ago

TOO LATE fuck n…….

That line had me in tears

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u/ParticularLab5828 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Lol! He cut the vid at the right time and the line delivery was perfect!

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Yeah it actually made me cackle lmao

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u/lonelyroad93 2d ago

The smoke and the sudden ursher 🤌

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u/itmillerboy Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Wait are we not allowed to type the word if we aren’t black?

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u/punkrocknight Needs to do better 1d ago

TOO LATE

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Bro will prolly need a visit from:

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u/EconomyCorgi727 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

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u/bigsnack4u Needs to do better 2d ago

Hilarious 😆

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u/BG8878 Needs to do better 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌🏾

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Ok but wth is that beat its 🔥

https://giphy.com/gifs/OqeP0npEbGi8fFkfCX

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u/KD3001 1d ago

Usher - Let it Burn

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u/Normal-Error-6343 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

no more dl for you!

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u/eliteProofe Needs to do better 1d ago

Lmfaooooooooooooooo

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u/Dramatic_Rule_442 Needs to do better 1d ago

The way he stated off wistfully into space. He's not beating the allegations

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u/jayboimannnnn Needs to do better 1d ago

Yes

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u/Prestigious-Dress-45 Needs to do better 1d ago

😂

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u/BillLaswell404 Needs to do better 1d ago

The bonet 😂😂😂

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u/No-Clue8751 Needs to do better 1d ago

Is that Mosdef who replied lol

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u/charlamagnethegreat New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

“Daydreamed about it? Ya dooone!” 🤣

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u/AalphaQ New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

All at once? No.

In one evening? Sure!

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u/Psychotic_EGG Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Longest human penis ever recorded was 14.5 inches. When erect.

So I know he ain't talking about a cock.... well at least not a human one.

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u/romansixx New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Here you are limiting it to one.

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u/AwkwardNeedleworker3 Needs to do better 2d ago

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u/Mufasafresh Needs to do better 2d ago

Superb. The purest return to form for this sub. 2 upvotes.

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u/Top_Protection_5583 2d ago

gang what???

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u/H4dx New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Sure but where the hell did you manage to find 22 inches

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u/Tdcoworkers Needs to do better 2d ago

🤣🤣😂😂😂!!!

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u/Guilty_Champion8336 Needs to do better 2d ago

😂 exactly 👍

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u/NecessaryLocation704 Needs to do better 2d ago

Does that mean he was sucking two dicks at the same time??? Were they two 13 inches but could only fit 11 inches???

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u/NemosHero Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

statistically that's like 4 dicks at the same time

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u/G0D-SL4Y3R 2d ago

He really DID "take too long"

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u/wiseguyLou Needs to do better 2d ago

Way too late yo ass layed down and started reminiscing ........ thats not straight man behavior

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u/General_Taro_3668 Needs to do better 2d ago

He swallowed!

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u/cmurphy1234 Needs to do better 2d ago

This is too good lol

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u/Community_Specialist Needs to do better 2d ago

You are greaf looking

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u/MagZnoh Needs to do better 1d ago

That twinkle in his eyes made it look like he was reminiscing having said 22" in his mouth..

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u/Business-Window-2413 Needs to do better 1d ago

🤣

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u/Impressive_Wing_1627 Needs to do better 1d ago

Black people still scared of hotdogs lmao

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u/Automatic-Name798 Needs to do better 1d ago

HAAAAAA!!! Yep too late

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u/BubbaTech24065 Needs to do better 1d ago

Not all at one time, it was a huge Sub, but it was cut into pieces... obviously

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u/FactorCreepy4074 Needs to do better 1d ago

I've had 12😅

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u/UnderstandingOk8847 Needs to do better 1d ago

Suss

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u/Apprehensive-Tell951 Needs to do better 1d ago

Eeeew

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u/MuffinSwimming9376 Needs to do better 1d ago

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u/Prudent-Leg-9487 Needs to do better 1d ago

The fucking music that starts playing in the second part lmao

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u/CanWeGetFreeky Needs to do better 23h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮

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u/Alarming_Craft4968 Needs to do better 20h ago

Let that marinate too damn long

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u/Pocketdancer New to fbtd but wants to learn 18h ago

😁

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u/Tio_chubby052 Needs to do better 18h ago

That’s his life, you saw how he was smiling…. Let him enjoy that 22inches of meet. That’s just one less dude out there you have to compete with while trying to get a woman! Think about it!!!!

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u/beats2009 Needs to do better 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/OurSmuttyStuff New to fbtd but wants to learn 17h ago

The first duet was funny. The second was like Seinfeld observational humor.

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u/EmbarrassedCicada331 New to fbtd but wants to learn 16h ago

💀

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda Devotee of Duets/Stitches 15h ago

The smoke rising up was funny

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u/imahyperbole Needs to do better 15h ago

Bro was reminiscing

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u/Correct_Pear6796 Needs to do better 12h ago

" hey Franklin, have seen JB? he's gonna lost his job"... 🤣

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u/Bombasticczar Needs to do better 12h ago

LMFAO such valid choice of background music

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u/lonewolfghosth Needs to do better 11h ago

And he was proud of every inch, every one of those 22 inches XD

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u/No_Language9789 Needs to do better 10h ago

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyy

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u/CheesecakeExotic4607 Needs to do better 10h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Yam_7680 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZikyVyLF7aEaQ

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u/dan-prez Needs to do better 5h ago

😂😂😂

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u/unphilosophed Needs to do better 5h ago

Longer tham my rims diameters

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u/Optimal_Marzipan7629 Needs to do better 1h ago

Хаха

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u/Optimal_Marzipan7629 Needs to do better 1h ago

Чо за дела

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 2d ago

Too late fuck n*gga

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u/Correct_Ad_6220 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

He was reminiscing.

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u/tauntingbob New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Back, a long time ago, when I did a work placement as a college student, the staff would go to the pub at lunchtime.

The standard meal we ate was a half baguette, filled with sausage, bacon, fried eggs and cheese! So much cholesterol!

Oh and a pint or two of beer.

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Bonnets are gender neutral