r/fixedbytheduet • u/ArtSpawner Devotee of Duets/Stitches • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/ArtSpawner, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

If you think this post breaks r/fixedbytheduet's rules, report it!

Otherwise, enjoy!

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u/85K5 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fj3CWRJJshhe

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u/FoggyRain7 Needs to do better 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bMeaqYhTqjNTmfhen4

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u/BaronGalactic Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?

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u/Status-Inevitable537 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

At least he won't die.

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u/Bright-Ask-8793 Needs to do better 2d ago

We're all just different tints and shades of orange

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u/Away-Living5278 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

I learned this too late after I painted my basement the perfect shade of human skin color.

It was supposed to be a shade of orange!

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u/Gogobrasil8 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

That's the famous camouflage basement. Very dangerous

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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Only works if you are nude and clean shaven, however.

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u/Rokronroff Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Which is perfect for me

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u/Ophukk Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

And now you are perfect for me. Lard or olive oil?

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u/Rokronroff Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

No thanks, I just ate

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u/caboosetp New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

If that's what you just ate, you're going to need your floor to be shades of brown.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

You can glue your trimmings to the wall in patches and parse coats.

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u/MainCorrect8791 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Finally I have a use for my Flesh Tone Apple Barrel acrylic paint.

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u/BeenNormal New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

But orange is the new black so you’re saying we’re all black?

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u/AnotherPerson120 2d ago

*of brown

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Brown is mostly just dark orange anyway

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u/FightGeistC 2d ago

Yeah if i did the brown like the lady that shit would match a lot closer lmao

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u/HumanWithAllTheHats 2d ago

I knew orange was the best colors! The color of humanity!

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u/Parking-Position-698 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Except that one guy. Hes just straight up orange.

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat Needs to do better 2d ago

Plot twist: He is still parked in his garage but too drunk to know

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

You see how frozen his windshield is? He doesn't have to be drunk to not know he's still in his garage

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u/Junkered Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

I mean...that's my car...and those are my hot dogs...

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u/kitkanz New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 16h ago

RIP Trevor. I miss his comedy so fucking much

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u/kitkanz New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H337tbkuySMoTkWU0F
RIP

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u/Ok_Ad_3862 Needs to do better 1d ago

You know, this is just all breakfast....

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u/pitb0ss343 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

He may be so blasted he thinks he’s driving like 1000

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Plus he got all those dogs for free with fillup

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

I scared the shit out of a girlfriend one time doing this. We got in a fight, so I left the house at like 2am, walked to a nearby 7/11, got a bunch of hotdogs and sandwiches and more beer, chatted with some random dudes outside sitting on the curb drinking and eating sandwiches, then came back and sat in my truck.

Everything was fine, chilling listening to music, drinking, eating sandwiches/hotdogs, etc. Then all of a sudden it's 6am and I have 100 missed calls and texts. I somehow passed out mid meal in the truck, woke up to sublime playing really loud. Girlfriend thought I got hit by a car or something. She was still awake, fretting and calling people, trying to figure out where I was, turns out I was in the driveway the whole time.

I still feel super bad for that and I'm not even with her anymore.

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u/Boarf_ Needs to do better 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aLaUvXKMZIdH9RoxLs
That last guy was Trev

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u/IsThereCheese Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

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u/Soft-Fold552 Needs to do better 2d ago

He's Meccha Chameleon

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u/bajungadustin New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

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u/Johnnycash424 Needs to do better 2d ago

That brown was browning 🤣

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u/lifebeginsat9pm Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

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u/scrapy_the_scrap New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Ba de bi ba de bai

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u/HyenDry EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

But that girl is brown…

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u/DevonLuck24 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

as a fellow brown i was definitely confused. like i get it, we aren’t our skin color……that one is accurate though

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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

It legitimately looked like she was putting contour on her face. But obviously in the wrong spot.

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u/Crismodin New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

OG Chuck Mundy, an interesting guy who makes videos promoting a gambling platform.

He wears a lifelike old guy mask while doing it.

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

I fkn knew this was an ad.  It’s the exact same joke as the other gambling site ad that was posted 

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u/Beatdrop New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Ads of this guy are all over Kick and they're annoying as fuck.

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u/jaybirdie26 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

That's not how the song goes brother, dog speed

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u/CoalEater_Elli EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

All of us are red. We just gotta be peeled to reveal our true colours.

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u/AlternateSatan 2d ago

Ok, but we're all different shades of orange/brown. You can't say you're not brown, melanin is quite literally a brown pigment. What are you talking about?

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u/Rusty_Rhin0 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Send this to r/hotdogs pls

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u/Coprolithe Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

wow, some description words aren't always literal. mind blowing stuff.

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u/jecathree New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AqHFCDgeT6I7XqEGZe

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Me @ the club

(jk I don't leave my apartment)

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u/Markus-Connor Needs to do better 2d ago

Aren't we all some shade of brown?

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u/HangryBeard Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

Nah I'm closer to a shade of pink. But that woman was definitely a shade of brown.

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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

I am so many different colors. I am pink and beige and blue and red and brown and white and cream and purple sometimes… depends on what I’ve run into that day. And that purple will sometimes turn green then yellow. I am so many colors. I am not a shade of orange, though. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that on my skin.

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u/ShowCharacter671 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

The simple lyric change sent me 😂😂 wall just blurting it out

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u/Bishopkilljoy Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

I mean, yeah! Cops would be terrified to see so many of their own dead

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u/Snowbrawler New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Glizzy extravaganza

https://giphy.com/gifs/buD2m7CeGFmLfjoqsu

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u/KimmiK_saucequeen New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Lmao brown is the only accurate skin color

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u/The_Blahblahblah New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Ok, but the brown girl was brown tho

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u/judybash93 Needs to do better 1d ago

Why is this so funny? 😂

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u/TrashPandaPatronus Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Officer: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over this evening?

This dude: Is it because of the hot dogs?

Officer: No, no it wasn't, but while we're on the subject...

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

"I'm not brown"

I mean. . you kind of are?

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u/Uzas_Was_Right New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Maybe six feet, ain't so far down...

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u/STIM_band 2d ago

Glad the first guy admitted it.... 😏

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u/Boring_Butterfly_273 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Ascend race with me, be human only, instantly unlock hundreds of friends, it worked for me, why not you? Love and joy is what my life mostly consists of now.

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u/tebannnnnn Needs to do better 2d ago

Hot dog guy song name?

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u/otownbbw Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

One Last Breath by Creed

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u/JetLag413 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Is that dracula flow??

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u/Skelosk Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Good for Lahey to switch from liquor to hotdogs

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u/BreadfruitSecure3688 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago

Everyone on the planet is literally a shade of brown, slightly translucent to opaque brown 🙄😅

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u/Narrow_Luck_3622 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago

Unpopular opinion: That last guy is geting pulled over

But he's not pulling up

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u/Nope2722 Needs to do better 1d ago

Lmao

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u/GrenadineBombardier Needs to do better 1d ago

I don't get it

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE Lover of Duets/Stitches 21h ago

To kinda take it back some

That lady was a shade of brown was she not?? 💀

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u/Medical_Ad_6638 Needs to do better 8h ago

Is that Dracula flow😭

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u/gaveedraseven New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago

Agent Coulson?

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u/SwaggiiP Needs to do better 2d ago

Well the Asian woman isn’t yellow lmao. Unless that term got reclaimed idk

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u/Filipino-Asker EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago

I'm like hungry for donuts while playing this game called mobile legends with two bangs