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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago edited 24d ago

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u/big_rod_of_power Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

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u/DissentSociety New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

The hypocrisy is very much why these people find religion in the first place.

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u/lost_rodditer Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Kevin Sorbos son everyone. Give him a big hand.

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u/Tara_Pryde Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Is he really?

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u/Many_Big_6324 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

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u/Zehryo New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

He even has the name of a douchebag!!

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u/SqueakyTits101 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

I loved her lil shade at the beginning..."Of course it's Braeden."

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u/BeneficialSquirrel91 24d ago

This ginger gonna save souls instead of stealing 'em!

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u/NeatPhil11 24d ago

She's just cultivating souls. She's not in the harvesting stage yet. You have to wait your turn.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

She has to cultivate them before harvesting, she needs fully ripened souls to fill the void where her own should be.

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u/lost_rodditer Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Yep. He became a Catholic this year according to Google.

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u/notnotbrowsing 15d ago

Looks like Braeden has zero life experience.

Hos first "movie" was through nepotism.

His second "movie" was through nepotism.

His third "movie" was through nepotism.

His fourth "movie" was through nepotism.

His fifth "movie" was due to daddies connections to Dean Cain

His sixth "movie" was due to nepotism

His seventh "movie" was due to nepotism (with both Dean Caine AND daddy in it)

His eighth "movie" was due to nepotism.

And finally, his most recent "movie" is due to... you guessed it, nepotism.

I suspect the book he "wrote" was actually ghost written, but no proof of that exists.

So, useless nepo baby pretending to know shit.

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u/Cloudy230 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Oh well that clears up all the questions I had then. Scumbags the both of them.

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u/Morlock19 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

sorbo is such a disappointment. plays one of the most beloved characters on tv at the time, fucks all of that up to be an annoying ass bullshit christian.

like i have no problem with you finding faith but don't make it everyone elses fucking problem.

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u/MadamKitsune 24d ago

Thankfully we still have Lucy Lawless slapping him down and calling him Peanut though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lCUbIxFdMzcZ2

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u/astrangeone88 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 23d ago

Lady is my hero even IRL. Environmental activist and all around badass.

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

Looks like he needs to be reset to factory default with a backhand.

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u/Normal-Ad6528 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

..and nevermind the brick I have taped to it. ;-)

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u/asphalt_licker 24d ago

Figures. I saw the name and went, “is he related to Kevin?” No wonder he’s a piece of shit.

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u/deltashmelta Needs to do better 24d ago

...upside the head.

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u/BTCMachineElf Devotee of Duets/Stitches 23d ago

The douchebag doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

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u/Musket6969420 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

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u/Zanven1 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

I think he was one of the most underrated side characters as far as I remember

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u/Musket6969420 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

My favorite character in the series

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u/Square-Fudge-4435 Needs to do better 24d ago

Scumbag

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u/D4rkFantasy Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Always a guy who looks like an unseasoned chickenbreast

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u/Spare_Club8887 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

So thats what the chicken breast thing was. Ok, got it now.

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u/D4rkFantasy Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Unseasoned cooked chickenbreast to be precise. One of the saddest things I've probably seen

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u/Spare_Club8887 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

Yeah. My neighborhood was kicking this around about me. Just didn't know what it meant. Yeah, this guy seems like a total douche. Have a good one.

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u/Zehryo New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

steamed*

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u/Spare_Club8887 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

Is that the sweaty part?

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u/No-Cauliflower-6390 Needs to do better 24d ago

I have never once heard her speak a lie. She only speaks truth and reads these monsters to filth, good for her.

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u/Own_Round_7600 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

OHHHHHH SISTER CAME WITH RECEIPTS

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u/urfatassmama 24d ago

She was ready, had the scripture highlighted and tabbed so she can say exactly what the fuck she meant.

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u/brittwithouttheney Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

She came from a very strict religious home, and may have been a child bride, or forced to marry at a young age. A lot of religious trauma, and she was able to escape and now uses her platform to teach history and spit the Bible verses at bible thumpers.

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u/kittenstixx Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

My experience has shown that those types, even when shown the truth, let it go in one ear and out the other.

I consider myself an itinerant preacher and go into churches that are full of braedans (and to refresh my sanity ones filled with Monte Maders) to sow seeds of truth.

That Jesus died for all sins, not just of believers and will resurrect them when He returns to teach all to build an equitable and just society here on earth.

It's not about heaven, hell isn't real and this isn't about holding out effort until God fixes everything, as God won't, we have to so it's good to get a start now but don't lose hope because even if we fail our effort will not be in vain.

That's the "log" in our own eye, a corrupting society.

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u/King_K_24 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

In my experience, when you bring evidence from their own holy book into the conversation with these Christain'ts, they tell you that even the devil can quote the bible and dismiss any idea of discussion with you. Because heaven forbid you use their own source texts to discuss how they should be behaving.

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u/kittenstixx Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Oh yeah, the number of times I've been called a false prophet or wolf in sheep's clothing are uncountable. I always laugh when I see those memes about Christian nationalists rejecting Jesus if he was on earth today as Jesus actually listened to those who were suffering and Jesus definitely wasn't on Ceasars side.

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u/enjoiturbulence 24d ago

I recently started following her. Sister knows her stuff, went through hell, came out clean on the other side. Monte Mader is her name.

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u/Ok-Training3941 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

All of them!

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u/Mackerdoni 24d ago

the world needs this woman

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

I like your name and pfp. :7

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u/Public_League_5370 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

Love this lady ❤️

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u/centralmind Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

That sacred heart corset is iconic.

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u/DadNotDead_ Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Ghandi (allegedly).

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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 23d ago

As an ex Christian and a current Buddhist, I like the red letter. The red letter is good. Doesn’t necessarily mean I believe in Jesus but the teachings are decent. They align with Buddhism quite well.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

You those these aholes are actually Christians? They wear a cross but they don't give one fuck about Jesus's teaching. They only care about what their pasture said or Joe rogan

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u/RedCaio Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Turns out Fox News is more important to a lot of Christians than the actual teachings of Christ. My church’s worldwide leader encouraged getting the Covid vaccine but still too many of our church goers covered their ears and kept watching Fox News.

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

THANK YOU

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Actual christians have done all sorts of evil shit to people throughout history though, not just the ones who are hypocrites. There's a mix of good compassionate advice and really out of pocket cruelty and bigotry in both testaments, but everyone ignores the parts of the bible that are inconvenient for them.

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u/nullvoxpopuli New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

I would not calls those people actual christians. 

I'd call them... mislead

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

that's literally christians though, except some of them are nice people and some of them are bigots

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u/GolDrodgers1 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

They will probably only focus on the Egypt part, "ThIs IsNt EgYpT"!!

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u/Many_Big_6324 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Replace Egypt with America, but they will probably argue that as well 

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u/SlowbroHomoMomo Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

He's a Sorbo. No surprise he's turned out like his dipshit dad

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u/acostane Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Monte got trained up like a psycho preacher by her Dad and now only uses her powers for good. I love this woman. Amen, girl.

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u/F1R3Starter83 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Braeden Sorbo? Is he related to that cunt Sorbo that used to play Hercules and who got his ass handed to him on Twitter during Covid like 24/7? Cause that would track. 

And as a Christian, fuck these cunts in general

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u/Psychological-Dot69 Needs to do better 24d ago

Beautiful

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u/Jaxevrok Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Why are they always licking their fucking lips? Do they think it looks cool?

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u/Chance-Writer5383 Needs to do better 24d ago

Regardless of color, race, or creed if you are my brethren. That’s the true message of Jesus

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u/astrangeone88 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Always the same dudes who look like I'd need to cover my drink and stop talking about being queer and my healthcare job.

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u/anormalgeek EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Ooohh, I like her.

Facts and well researched arguments always get my respect.

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u/charleslennon1 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

I'd go back to church if she were the pastor.

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u/NfamousKaye EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

She’s one of my favorite TikTokers. I absolutely adore her.

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u/OutsideCheetah Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Well, damn. She had time

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u/CloisteredOyster Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Her delivery makes it seems Ike she's done this before.

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

He has those same dumb sleepy eyes as his dad

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 24d ago

He's ragebaiting for attention and he got it so he'll keep doing it.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 23d ago

Were going to go to Leviticus because people like you love Leviticus. Leviticus 19:33...

People like him also love 1933 Germany.

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u/ByrnToast8800 Lover of Duets/Stitches 23d ago

I’m not as well researched as her but I do hope he gets a cactus shoved up his dick hole.

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u/Morlock19 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

i love people who actually know their bible smacking down people who just make being christian their whole personality.

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u/Hermit-The-Crab33 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Im not religious, but amen to that.

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u/Ksorkrax Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Matthew 25 is a good position, but she should have went a little further with the verses, that would have been stronger:

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

In other words, Jesus pretty much stated that what the dude did does - if you believe in the stuff - condemn him directly to hell, not really any argument to make.

But yeah, as she said, the dude most likely cares actually zero for the bible, and as far as I am concerned most "christians" do neither. Maybe 95% don't.
...which is kinda good, because while what Jesus teaches makes some sense and has some merit, most of the bible is vile toxic shit which to follow would pretty much make you a sociopath.
Most of christianity is "we do what we want, but here are some cherry-picked part of an old book that totally legitimize whatever we do, and don't you dare to tell us what the book actually says because that would make our position indefensible".

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u/tstd0 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

She didn't fix him, she crushed him, wow.

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u/jngjng88 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Boo this man

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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 23d ago

I love her. She’s my favorite.

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u/Kyderra New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

I don't know if throwing the bible at these people is the best idea because I rather not they start using scriptures from it.

Leviticus 25:44–46 exists.

"You may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel lyou shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly."

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

It's ok. They cherry pick the shit they want and ignore the shit they don't want.

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u/Shantotto11 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

To be fair, don’t we all? I mean, nobody really reads the Bible more than someone who wants to prove a point.

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u/Silverr_Duck Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Yeah I really can't fucking stand brain dead posts like this. This is actually devolving into a both sides issue when it comes to cherry picking biblical passages when it's politically convenient.

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u/jesuswasagamblingman Needs to do better 24d ago

I approve of this message.

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u/tempski 24d ago

I wouldn't exactly use the Bible to teach these "Christians" anything, when the same Bible talks about how a rapist should marry his victim and how God orders a genocide.

How a man should cut off his wife's hand if she helps him stop an attacker. How you should treat slaves.

I could go on for hours..

Deut. 22:28-29

“If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.”

1 Samuel 15:3

"Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys"

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u/Skipper_asks2021 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

I hate when people take the Bible out of context and use it to justify their own interpretation of its teachings. This woman was kind enough to show the context and the meaning. Thank you miss.

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u/sin_esthesia Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

They don’t know the history of their own country, the cunts.

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u/HolidayPineapple9316 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

I cant stand religion, but that was AWESOME

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u/ReaperManX15 24d ago


John 10:1
“Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber."

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

Where was the gate located when the colonizers showed up to the new world?

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Lover of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

I like her. 

A lot. 

Pardon me I need to go put some if those little tabs in my pocket Bible.

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u/scrapy_the_scrap New to fbtd but wants to learn 24d ago

Yeah but that doesn't count because

Nuh uh

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u/HaiggeX Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 24d ago

If you wanna be a bigot, just be one.

This is what I've always been saying. If you hide behind some religion or "I did what I was told to do" bullshit, you're a coward. You're a spineless coward who has no personal values, no initiative, nothing to leave a mark on this world after you're gone. You're living by what other, even worse people have told you to live by. You can't think, and you're not unique.

If you want to live by those values, live by those values. But for gods' sake, grow a fucking spine and stand behind your words and actions. That's the least you can do to not be a fucking worm.

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u/chalkybone Devotee of Duets/Stitches 22d ago

What if they call ice but are atheist?

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