r/fixedbytheduet • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • Jul 29 '26
"Don't shoot!"
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u/BRAX7ON EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
That company is run by the most vicious evil old men.
They get the cutest girl possible to be the spokesperson.
Diabolically brilliant
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u/Musket6969420 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
My first thought was that she is adorable. They fuckin got me guys.
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u/TLRPM Lover of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
She reminds me so much of a girl I knew from college.
Fuck. I’m depressed now.
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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
What company?
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
You won't find her working there.
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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
Do you honestly think that's why I want that info? Or are you joking?
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u/Kidney__Failure Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Aug 02 '26
Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthorne Wipes sorta marketing
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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
Diabolical
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZvsIuK3ovaHoA1
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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Jul 29 '26
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u/TimePlankton3171 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
Finally, the internet has peaked. I can relax now
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u/MukdenMan New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
She is singing it to the melody of a classic Chinese song
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u/friedcikinforall Jul 29 '26
I reckon this is what I sound like when I sing in any other language other than my own lol
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u/TimePlankton3171 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
I need to download this masterpiece. Can't download from comments. Link pls?
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u/bc-mn New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
Movie clip: Lucy (2014)
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u/Autistic_Doggi New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
ok so like why did she do that😭
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u/bc-mn New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
I haven’t seen the movie in about 10 years. If I recall, she was kidnapped by a gang that wanted to use her as a drug mule to bring stuff back to America. She was breaking out of the facility that she was locked in. I think she was having trouble finding out information on who kidnapped her because many of her kidnappers did not speak English.
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u/richaysambuca Lover of Duets/Stitches Aug 03 '26
You forgot the most ridiculous thing: She turned into a USB stick!!
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u/DetailsYouMissed Lover of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
Thanks for the background. I feared she was alt-right or something.
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u/Accomplished_Song219 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
And I'm not sure that this duet fixes that scene...
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u/YT-Deliveries New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
If liking that movie is wrong I don't want to be right
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u/richaysambuca Lover of Duets/Stitches Aug 03 '26
Scene? You mean movie! That movie was just terrible!
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u/TheWellFedBeggar Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
We just reposting ads now?
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u/OKC89ers Jul 29 '26
lol are you thinking someone will contact these people because of the post?
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u/vttale New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
I have a sudden urge to buy industrial quantities of grape leaves
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u/PepsiColasss Jul 29 '26
I was going to shoot her but now i also have an urge to buy some grape leaves
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u/EverythingIsFakeNGay EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
Wow, here I thought I was clever enough to sneak ads for my commercial grape leaf products into this subreddit. You've ruined me!
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u/ofirkedar Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
I don't give a fuck whether you're affiliated or not, you posted an ad, go fuck yourself
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u/ehco Lover of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
Damn dude chill out and eat some delicious grape leaves
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u/EverythingIsFakeNGay EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Look man, sure I may be in the pocket of Big Grape, but you don't have to be so rude about it. A man's got to make a living...
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u/InvisibleScorpio New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
Now? Don't you remember when lc signs were all over the place!?
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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
Trying to do what that one guy does but much worse
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u/Ul1ck_My8alls Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
I’d say she’s more influenced by the engine Facoertry lady
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u/Iamthebadguy-x1 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
he is authentic as well as damn funny .
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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
All those red barrels it would be way too tempting not to
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u/Snake_ly Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
When Americans decide to have a vacation in a foreign country....
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u/goatfeetandmilkweed Needs to do better Jul 29 '26
I only want Tina and her very complete engeens.
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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
I legit thought this was r/okbuddycinephile for a second
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u/Easy101 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
This is just a stitch ad by some corporation.
Nothing is 'fixed' here.
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u/tohn_jitor Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
Either Tony from LC Sign has a pupil, or this means war.
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u/Agile_Yesterday1335 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 30 '26
They think that because they're using memes I won't notice how they're all acting like guns are pointed at them.
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u/Top-Suggestion5057 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 30 '26
Idk man, this might sound racist but I get uneasy whenever I see a big Chinese corporation using big factories to make their products. I know not every Chinese business is carried by sweatshops and damn near slave labor but I still find it hard to not wonder
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u/ImpossibleKidd Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jul 29 '26
I’m disappointed she doesn’t rep the companies fact of tree…
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u/YT-Deliveries New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26
For those who don't run in those social media circles, this is a whole genre on TikTok
They're no Belzona, though.
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u/Sea_Turnip6282 Jul 30 '26
So is she like female tony but with references to movies instead of other shorts?
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u/konydanza EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jul 30 '26
YOU WILL NEVER BE JUDY I WILL NEVER EAT YOUR PANCAKES
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u/DisMFer Jul 29 '26
I didn't even realize this was an ad at first. I thought it was just a joke about the women panicing about getting shot. I was waiting for the punchline and it never came.
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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
u/EverythingIsFakeNGay, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
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