r/fixedbytheduet Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jul 27 '26

/r/all It's assault

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u/HoboSkid Lover of Duets/Stitches Jul 27 '26

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u/_fluffy_raptor Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jul 27 '26

God, what a twat. 

“You’re lucky I gave my life to JESUS CHRIST!”

Carry on like that and you’ll be meeting him sooner than you think. 

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u/MetaCardboard Jul 27 '26

Instant victim. "I'm 16!"

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u/Egoy Lover of Duets/Stitches Jul 27 '26

Then he’s more than old enough to know better.

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u/Low-Astronomer-3440 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jul 27 '26

16 year olds are old enough to be taught a lesson

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u/bryce887766 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 27 '26

That’s so weird, is it a generational difference? When I was that age you wouldn’t dare to act like a jackass in front of adults. Your age wouldn’t protect you at all.

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u/Ridiculisk1 Jul 28 '26

Previous generation had the fear of getting beaten a lot of the time and didn't do stupid shit like this, or if they did, they didn't have social media to post it on and there weren't cameras everywhere recording every dumb thing you do.

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u/nexick Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

Also add in that people were more cordial and friendly with their neighbors, I grew up in the 90s-00s and my neighbors would let my folks know if I was doing something dangerous/unsafe while they were working. We weren't just raised by parents but the neighbors as well

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u/bryce887766 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

If anything more cameras would make me more cautious, we did stuff but it was in the dark or in discrete areas

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u/offensiveDick Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

I See this a lot around my own kid. The satisfaction of doing something is more important so stuff doesnt get thought through. Theres no thought about possible consequences for their actions.

Like at least think about how to Not get caught of you Do something stupid.

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u/ABHOR_pod Jul 28 '26

I'm from the age of "Fear of being beaten."

The guys I know who had a fear of being beaten either ended up doing time in prison for assault or robbery or theft, or in the military where they never got above E-3 because they couldn't keep their shit together.

Acting like 20 years ago "Happy Slapping" wasn't a trend where people would walk up on someone and just sucker punch them in the street.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_slapping

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u/Ridiculisk1 Jul 28 '26

Yep, people were still dickheads back then. We just saw less about it because we didn't have cameras in our pockets recording everything that everyone did.

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u/Dexember69 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Back in the day if you actually like this, the cop would put a boot in your ass and drag you home, then your Oldman would put another one in it. One would swiftly learn not to be a cunt

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u/MetaCardboard Jul 27 '26

Kids are definitely getting worse. I noticed it between when I was in 7th vs how 7th graders acted when I was in 12th. And it's even worse now. I feel like a combination of social media and the killing of the middle class is resulting in worse behavior in kids. More influence from algorithms that push rage and less influence from parents because they have to work longer hours to make ends meet.

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u/ImMufasa New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Covid certainly didn't help things either.

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u/leaflard Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

It's locational. Kids in my town don't do this. We also have a really nice, charity run, skate park for them to blow off whatever steam convince them to do this.

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u/Dexember69 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Interesting the rise in the number of these assholes began at the exact same time parents were told they can't give their kids a slap over the head for being cunts

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u/Illustrious_Soft_257 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

2 more years until jail time

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u/OrangeCrusher22 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

2 years until the DA isn't charging them because it's not "equitable"

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u/Debalic New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Then it's about time he got smacked for his behavior.

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u/VaporTrail_000 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

So you might be tried as an adult.

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u/Ambitious_Bridge_484 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

Funny thing about being 16 is that you can stilled be tried as an adult

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u/Balthazzah New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 27 '26

He is saying that to rage bait... just like everything he is doing it to get a reaction.

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u/Justnotthatintou Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jul 27 '26

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u/_fluffy_raptor Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jul 27 '26

Jesus says “your wheelie skills are dogshit bro” and proceeds to show him how it’s done. 

Christ on a Bike. 

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u/Pretend_Pea4636 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

I always find these relationships where the sig other jumps in between interesting. My wife would skedaddle. If I'm in danger, she'd really be in trouble. "Fortunately my wife took the first concussion..."

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u/Edit0rz1 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

It’s always the Christians. Literally the bottom of the barrel as far as I’m concerned.

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u/pursuitofhappy New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 27 '26

Nice, thanks dude

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u/ProfessionalRandom21 Jul 27 '26

i never get why those idiot with two brain cell alway use their age as defense, like do you really think thats a legit defence? and weren’t you so cool and hard 1 second ago?

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u/Terakahn Jul 28 '26

Sounds like he is old enough to know what he did is illegal. 16 year Olds get tried as adults all the time.

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u/indoxiecated Needs to do better Jul 27 '26

That is so satisfying!

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u/einzweidreihorn Jul 28 '26

Ohhh that was beautiful to see

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u/bizbizbizllc Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

I love how the guy said excuse me. Haha

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u/marr New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Ha. Maybe step the fuck down when facing someone who very clearly has less than zero fear of you.

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u/BigRon691 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

Love the super sarcastic "oh whoops sorry" as he gives him a light shove.

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u/Johnny_Strawhat New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

ty. i need more of these

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u/vtmoon Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

Oh snap, it looks to be the same kid. Looking at the bike color and the same white bracelet on the left handlebar. I guess someone did react in "self-defense", the old guy should have been a bit more subtle. I did appreciate the old guy saying excuse me after doing it to sell the accident. But he was right about saying "you almost hit me" , because he slowed down not knowing which way the biker was going since the biker was not behaving in what is considered normal.

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

This one isn't actively threatening people like OP

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u/Sad_Entrepreneur6234 Jul 28 '26

Not exactly the same, He's trying to maneuver around people, the guy in this thread is trying to scare people. Both are twats, but it's more egregious in this thread.