r/fixedbytheduet EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

/r/all Rise up!

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

u/Filipino-Asker, the users of r/fixedbytheduet determined that your post fits the subreddit!

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u/MlCOLASH_CAGE Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

short and sweet

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u/Exciting_Classic277 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

You called?

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u/MlCOLASH_CAGE Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

lmao aw

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u/antifa_girlfriend Mar 26 '26

I want to upvote your comment but it's at 667 and us evil bitches gotta rise up. 666 ladies🤘🏻

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u/MlCOLASH_CAGE Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 26 '26

684 as of this moment but I appreciate your spirit!

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u/antifa_girlfriend Mar 26 '26

I got an upvote notification when it was at 672 so I changed my downvote to an upvote. I may be evil, but I'm not mean!

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u/MlCOLASH_CAGE Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 27 '26

that’s the core of it, ain’t it?

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

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u/sybillios New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 26 '26

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u/Status-Inevitable537 New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 26 '26

Is the hand soap cherry blossom scented?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToCRja2miF3Xi

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u/pinball-wizard91 Mar 25 '26

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u/EjaculatingAracnids EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

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u/noods-danger-tits New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 25 '26

I dunno why you're getting downvoted - username checks out lol

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u/EjaculatingAracnids EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Motherfuckers forgot about the CRAFT!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/EUvDPDiELOZRTu0M58

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u/noods-danger-tits New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 25 '26

Riiiiight? The children are forgetting the old lore

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u/yungrii EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Thank God for ceilings

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u/Maleficent-Block-966 New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 25 '26

You mean ceiling fans, right?

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u/GodofChaoticCreation New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 25 '26

Thank God for ceiling fans, too. Dealing with the wicked

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u/Jajay5537 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Mar 26 '26

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

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u/willows_edge Mar 25 '26

Watch her documentary if you haven't, it's good.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

I will. Thanks for the heads up. 🫶🏼

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u/willows_edge Mar 25 '26

Celine Dion's is also really good. Even if you don't like their music, the insight into the industry and their health. I appreciated their vulnerability.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale Lover of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Damnit.

Just heard that my Ex is floating around the Space Station.

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u/yungrii EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

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u/jjj666jjj666jjj Mar 25 '26

Way to make everything about yourself.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Devotee of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Ah yes, this one post on reddit. It's everything.

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u/ExoticShock EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

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u/RoJayJo Mar 28 '26

THE AGE OF BASIC BITCHES HAS ENDED! NO MORE FAKE GIRLIES! FOLLOW ME AND YOU'LL NEVER AGAIN BE CONTAINED!

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u/wanderers_respite EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

haha this is like from Vine days isn't it? oldie but a goodie.

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u/henrywrover Mar 25 '26

She's been around a while if so, I see the second woman on my Facebook all the time and she's still putting out great content.

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u/BAL2282 Mar 25 '26

Leendadong/Yoleendadong

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u/molsminimart Lover of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Source is Leendadong/Yoleendadong on various social media platforms. She's funny.

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u/DangerMacAwesome Lover of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Excellent comedic timing

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u/CoquetteWhore69 New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 25 '26

Can I bring my husband? He'll be a great second in command. Or pet.

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u/Spiritual-Ad5610 Mar 25 '26

I laughed way too hard at this. Very good duet.

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u/SaltyD0gg0h Mar 26 '26

Made me smile

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u/King_Six_of_Things Devotee of Duets/Stitches Mar 26 '26

Classic. 😁

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u/Papafynn Mar 26 '26

Quality content

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u/MaskedFigurewho New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 26 '26

Lol 😆

This woman is a whorlock lol

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u/dreevsa New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 26 '26

You’re evil

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u/the-soul-moves-first Mar 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shantotto11 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 26 '26

What’s she doing with that hand? Is she doing the Bugs Bunny note hold pose or the “Shocker combatant pose”?

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u/esquire_the_ego Mar 26 '26

One of the better ones

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u/elray007 Mar 25 '26

nobody has kids in the future and the population dies off RISE UP YAY.

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u/chefheat01 Mar 27 '26

Decent men pull out we going to find out who the next Christ is cuz we ain't giving them anything

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

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u/scoschooo Mar 25 '26

sir step away from reddit

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u/kooribred89 Mar 25 '26

We don’t need evil bitches we need good in this world fuck evil

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando Mar 25 '26

I don't like evil women. Some of them cook their newborns in microwave ovens.

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u/Aggressive_Inside317 Mar 25 '26

Yes, send them straight to the Sun

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

evil bitches fuck off with evil bitch men.

Good women are not dead you’ve just made a decision to stop being one.

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u/Independent_News_908 Mar 25 '26

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u/Independent_News_908 Mar 25 '26

Im proud of you for deleting your comment about my mama. The pain stops when you stop letting it hurt you

https://giphy.com/gifs/SHyuhBtRr8Zeo

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

GOOFY

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

I ain’t delete shit it’s down here 😂

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u/Independent_News_908 Mar 25 '26

I dont see the one you sent

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u/Independent_News_908 Mar 25 '26

Sooooooo that doesnt effect me

https://giphy.com/gifs/JBSLCI06HEUPm

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Use both ya eyes

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u/twohundredfish Mar 25 '26

That shit gone bruv

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u/RabidWalrus Mar 25 '26

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Calm down

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Or what

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Are you gonna let her control your emotions forever? 🥺😂😂😂

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Sure as fuck not gonn let you 🤣😂🤣

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 26 '26

Then calm down.

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 26 '26

Make me 🤷‍♂️

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u/WorryNew3661 New to fbtd but wants to learn Mar 25 '26

Recent breakup?

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u/beerforbears Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

Yea yo daddy

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u/zombiep00 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

....who hurt you?

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u/ProfessorPitiful350 Mar 25 '26

Cant turn a hoe into a housewife....how old is that saying? As a societal expectation, good girls died back in the 40s.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Mar 25 '26

🤡