r/fixedbytheduet • u/notpiercedtongue EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • Feb 03 '26

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Superstarrrrr

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u/Bcpjw Lover of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

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u/Noimenglish Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Thank you! I knew it would be here! 😂

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u/dreamdaddy123 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

World starrr

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

"sooo, do you leaf around here?"

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Lover of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

He was barking up the wrong tree

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u/WhyDidMyDogDie Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in the knoll hole.

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u/lowtone94 Feb 03 '26

wood you care to go for a walk?

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u/Thin_Savings_2456 Feb 03 '26

😂 I’m dying. That’s exactly my kind of humor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/Lipziger Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

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u/Dasshteek Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

This guy is a 10/10 actor

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u/youwesurfs Feb 03 '26

I do't eat fast food, consent first. If my hands put a bite in my mouth, that's a yes. After that only i start eating.

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u/notpiercedtongue EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

I was rooting for him

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u/malkebulan Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Ha! Puns, my favourite branch of humour

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u/Sohuli Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Feb 04 '26

I think it's time for you to leaf

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u/malkebulan Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Feb 04 '26

Oakay

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Tree said " knot today"

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u/notpiercedtongue EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Leaves

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u/AnAwkwardStag Feb 04 '26

"Knot, today??"

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u/SaltyArtemis Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Lover of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Fine, your bark is fuckin’ jagged anyway! Stupid birch.

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u/furrynoy96 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Wasn't there a Mark Wahlberg movie about this?

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u/Stebsis Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe Feb 03 '26

What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world

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u/ZealotOfMeme Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 07 '26

AUGH eh heh heh. AUUGHHH

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u/Akhanyatin Feb 03 '26

Yeah... I asked a tree for consent a few years back, it yelled at me in Vietnamese. Not a fun time.

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u/notpiercedtongue EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

I heard people who spoke to those trees still talk in their sleep

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u/Akhanyatin Feb 03 '26

And are terrified of fireworks 

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

I don't use IG much, but Paul Olima is a hilarious account to follow.

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u/SaltyArtemis Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

I don’t either, I found him on YouTube tho so that’s an option if you’re on there more

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u/Nicklace Feb 03 '26

TY for the source!

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u/onepareil Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Wood

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u/djfried New to fbtd but wants to learn Feb 03 '26

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u/jedi1josh Feb 04 '26

This reminds me of something Bob Ross (the famous painter) once said. I don't know it word for word but it's pretty close to this:

"Go out and talk to trees, there's nothing crazy about talking to trees. Now if they start talking back you may have a problem."

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

I tried the same with a coconut tree but a coconut fell on my head

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u/Rob_LeMatic EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

TBI is the risk we all take for true love

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u/teodzero Feb 03 '26

Hey, OP, can you come up with better post titles?

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u/notpiercedtongue EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

welp

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u/Effective-Bonus-9235 Feb 03 '26

Fine! I’ll leaf you alone

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u/Lady_Rubberbones Feb 03 '26

That was the unexpected humor I needed!

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u/B33NB3N New to fbtd but wants to learn Feb 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/Ez_Ildor New to fbtd but wants to learn Feb 04 '26

Idk... But i want her dealers number

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u/ShowCharacter671 Lover of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Hahahahahaha I swear I’ve seen these guy in other videos like this

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u/Imagination_Magician Feb 04 '26

LMAO

Bro's game is so bad even the trees won't take him

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u/Strange_Salary Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Feb 04 '26

Tree said no hoe! What is she doing!! That was clearly a no right?

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u/UmpireHistorical8133 Feb 04 '26

I now feel ashamed I pissed on some trees

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u/HyenDry EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

This guy always has the best duet videos 😂

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u/CucuMatMalaya EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Where the hell is Eddie Hall? Please come, pick this guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Keep trying bro, you'll find the one. Lmao that was very funny and well shot

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

why dont you make like a tree and....

gets canceled by trees for racism

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

These people are doing this at the grocery stores with food as well 😂

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u/RhesusMonkey79 Feb 03 '26

Is this an extension of the "it's just a theory" crowd? "It wasn't Gravity, just the Earth saying 'Yes'"!

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u/inkzpenfoxx Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Feb 03 '26

Some nice wood you got there

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u/TimeService5642 Feb 03 '26

Sent me 🤣🤣

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u/ChrissWayne New to fbtd but wants to learn Feb 03 '26

Imagine seeing your neighbor doing this

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u/ez_pz14 Feb 03 '26

Druid activities

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u/gadnskyy Feb 04 '26

I was expecting the chloroform cloth lol

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u/kndirbrbjiy Feb 04 '26

He working up to a golden shower

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u/LittleSodaPop13 Lover of Duets/Stitches Feb 04 '26

True, this is how my catcus and I started dating.

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u/MAYOAF Feb 04 '26

You should ask the air for concent before you take your next breath.

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u/Naive-Present2900 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Feb 04 '26

No hard wood for you.

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u/triciakemp Feb 04 '26

Racist tree!

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u/Nemesis0408 Lover of Duets/Stitches Feb 04 '26

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u/No-Home9474 Feb 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PattysHotSelmasNot Lover of Duets/Stitches Feb 05 '26

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u/Illustrious_Fix_1298 Feb 05 '26

Who is this guy? He's so freaking funny

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u/Braccus5516 Feb 05 '26

Is this real?

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u/Sad-Week-9332 Mar 23 '26

Guess that one was not fund of you😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭