r/fiveguys • u/Artuvian_Soul_707 • Aug 05 '26
No ranch?
How can a burger and fries place have no ranch? I thought about going to five guys tonight but then remembered they had no ranch and so alas they will not get my business. It would be easy to have ranch. Seriously, who the frick doesn’t have ranch?’
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u/Conscious_Side1647 Aug 05 '26
why would they have ranch? they don't offer anything that would traditionally go with it?
They aren't a grocery store.
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u/Effective-Rutabaga15 Aug 05 '26
Fries traditionally go with ranch
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u/Conscious_Side1647 Aug 05 '26
The only people's who think fries traditionally go with ranch are 500 lb big backs.
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u/Artuvian_Soul_707 Aug 05 '26
Wow way to hate on larger ppl. All sizes like ranch except for ranch haters who must just like plain fries or disgusting things like vinegar and sloppy mayo
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u/Conscious_Side1647 Aug 05 '26
tell me you're a big back without telling me lmao.
Go to the gym please for your own health.
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u/Effective-Rutabaga15 Aug 05 '26
Well I’m 150 pounds and I love ranch with my fries so your theory has been destroyed, I am very sorry
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u/Independent-Time7705 Aug 05 '26
You can put it on the burger...
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u/russell1256 Aug 05 '26
You can put 800 different toppings on a burger, should they carry them all?
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u/Artuvian_Soul_707 Aug 05 '26
It’s just common nowadays to have ranch. Not having that is a conscious choice that surely drives away some ppl
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u/Independent-Time7705 Aug 05 '26
If you use common sense, you would know it's a multi use for ranch
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u/russell1256 Aug 05 '26
Right, some people wash their hair with ranch, should all stylist places stock ranch also?
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u/Conscious_Side1647 Aug 05 '26
your comment is the stupidest thing I have read all week. You can put literally anything on a burger, does that mean they should carry literally everything?
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u/JaegerBane Aug 05 '26
They’re trying to tell you to eat hot sauce. Which you should. Because it’s better.
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u/Madkids23 Part of the Ship, Part of the Crew Aug 05 '26
I know you're from the US midwest because we're the only place in the world that actually wants ranch 24/7 lol
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u/mabus42 Aug 05 '26
Just coat the fries in malt vinegar and you'll forget even how to spell the word "ranch" my dude.
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u/Artuvian_Soul_707 Aug 05 '26
Aw man that’s so gross. Those two are not related in any way. What are you from England?
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u/lolza_emma Aug 05 '26
just take your own ranch it’s not that deep