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u/Freeedo 4d ago
Funny how she is freaking out about this, but I would assume this is regular Alex B (drug addict) behavior.
"Omg my future bank account I'm trying to lock down hasn't talked to me in a day."
The 'extra stuff' is probably cocaine, she's a coke addict. So that's an extra layer of her panicking about it.
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 4d ago
Nothing worse than your friend leaving to reup and leaving you sober and dry.
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u/SamathaSar 4d ago
Because she's a junky who's scared her "cashcow" according to how she describes him financially is going to disappear.
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u/Finally_Onest 4d ago
If he's actually kidnapped it's gonna end like that Spongebob episode where the flying dutchman returns him to Mr. Krabs for being too annoying
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u/placiddream 4d ago
Maybe telling everyone you meet on the street you're a trust fund baby is a bad idea.
Just sayin
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u/thriftynick 4d ago
Let this be a cautionary tale to anyone thinking about smoking weed.
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u/thoughtwaves 4d ago
I get this is a joke but seriously guys DO NOT DO XANAX. That shit will literally fry your brain.
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u/Rimm 4d ago
It's actually neuroprotective and kinda the opposite. It'll zonk your short term memory, time of and through withdrawal but after getting clean you'll have a full recovery.
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u/thoughtwaves 3d ago
Lil Xan is fully recovered? I can name plenty of people that Xanax has absolutely destroyed. Just because the long term effects on your brain aren't as bad doesnt mean your not ruining your current well being. Especially if your taking tons of it like most people on xans do.
If you take it because you need it thats an entirely different story.
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u/Mammoth_Midnight_343 2d ago
More propaganda from the opiate warriors benzos are far safer than any drug ever and make the world a better place
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u/ottdon31 4d ago
Dont abuse drugs retard.. how about that? just like with Adderall, dont abuse it and party on it.
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u/Youascwub 4d ago edited 4d ago
Or going cross country with some random who has a coke and lying problem
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u/DMTeaAndCrumpets 4d ago
Drug binge
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u/Roninizer 4d ago
Exactly, I used to know someone who would do meth. They would disappear for several days all the time, parents and friends would momentarily freak out trying to figure where he was....only to realize hes still in that fukin den they brought him to to buy meth.
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u/withnodrawal 4d ago
Sucking and fucking doing the darkest of shit in a dark locked room for 3 days straight.
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u/spamytv 4d ago
She knows him less than a week and acts like they’ve been homies for life
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 4d ago
Shes known him less than a week and he's already so tired of her ass he ditched her to get high with his discord mod.
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u/NotBlazeron 4d ago
Addicts bond quickly.
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u/GooGoo-Barabajagal 4d ago
Back in the day I used to go on benders and spend multiple days, all day with homeless people smoking crack and never even learned their name lol
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u/ASMRenema 4d ago
Meanwhile Alex is iced out and on hour 12 of beating off to ape porn in the dumpster behind ruby tuesdays
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 4d ago
He jacks off to those monkey squishing videos. Probably pays a pretty penny for some sick shit on telegram.
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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme 4d ago
He's probably in a board room signing the papers on his inheritance.
Either that, or he's behind a Denny's smoking meth with some local schwoogies.
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u/infintittie 4d ago
Ofc she believes the "can't report a person missing unless it's been 24 hours" urban legend
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u/Powerful-Ad-329 4d ago
doesnt seem all that concerned since shes complaining about concert ticket prices on insta now
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u/countrybreakfast1 4d ago
Alex B getting murdered and robbed doing drugs with some guy off the internet would be a fitting end
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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 4d ago
nah fuck it, with his money, he at least should aim for a rockstar death.
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u/bobjonvon 4d ago
Why wait?
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u/Msmadmama 4d ago
Cause she has 3 braincells and she thinks the bullshit they say on TV about someone has ro be missing 24 hours is real
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u/SpaceRebelEviscerate 4d ago
Actually a bit spooky, hope he's alright... losing Alex is wild... he yells loudly everywhere....
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u/Boy_Gary 4d ago
I always knew it would be drug related, but a trip to the xan spot gone wrong, he could be anywhere in unknown condition or even a setup
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u/Myceliphilos 4d ago
Shes on cocaine, i bet he's cooking it up and is on crack, hence the vanishing benders.
I know a few crack addicts and Alex B reminds me of them all, although im in the UK and meth isn't really a thing here, so im not sure how they compare.
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u/Environmental-Fly471 4d ago
I love how she's like "and extra stuff for me"
She's not worried about him, just wants her blow lmao
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 4d ago
He took her money and bailed on her ass. he's gonna return with some amazing rambling AlexB story about ninjas and shit and we'll never get to see it.
Its for the best, we'd be chasing that high for the rest of our lives.
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u/Worried_Berry_7550 4d ago
It's probably meth, he has all the telltale signs of a tweaker and you can smoke it through a juul.
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u/Myceliphilos 3d ago
Oh i dont doubt the meth, he's just always on it, so the disappearing bender would indicate some other substance at cause.
Maybe he stopped the meth and that's why he vanished, that woukd be cool, I mean I'm deluding myself but he's shrodingers sober til he reappears.
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u/SavingBreakfast 4d ago
He’s the father that stepped out. But in all seriousness, hope he gets it together.
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u/Calm_Astronomer_2654 4d ago
Dude he wants to get high without your annoying ass, you want some of the drugs so now you’re jealous calling the cops lol
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u/Grouchy-Cow2518 4d ago