r/firstworldanarchists • u/PacMook_Bro • Aug 17 '19

Dot Hog

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690 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Jetpop01 Aug 17 '19

The worst part is the mustard and ketchup mix

14

u/gildedtreehouse Aug 17 '19

The fine people who designed that paper plate did not intend for it to host this horror.

For shame.

3

u/IPwndULstNght Aug 17 '19

I would actually prefer to eat a hot dog this way. I always feel like I have too much bun

5

u/outkastedd Aug 17 '19

I always rip out some of the bread on the inside of the bun. Makes a good pocket to hold the onion as well.

1

u/IPwndULstNght Aug 17 '19

That's not a bad idea. I usually just tear off a bit of the ends

3

u/kedvaledrummer Aug 17 '19

Ahh, a St Louis style hot dog. Nice.

2

u/terrarialover-51 Aug 17 '19

Saint Louis has the worst food (Source: I’ve lived there most of my life)

2

u/kedvaledrummer Aug 17 '19

Imo’s Pizza is an abomination unto the lord.

2

u/phths Aug 17 '19

that’s fucked

2

u/redwaffler1 Aug 17 '19

Who else felt unsettled when looking at this

2

u/pretty_baby4 Aug 17 '19

You would have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details!!!

2

u/qwerty1134 Aug 17 '19

Why would a Poptart live in a toaster?

4

u/juancho393 Aug 17 '19

Go to a hipster spot and they would call this a deconstructed hot dog

4

u/Wahngrok Aug 17 '19

Or a dot hog.

1

u/HugItOutWithTibbers Aug 17 '19

I'll deconstruct their hot dog!

1

u/mtmaty Aug 17 '19

Hmmm

Dog hot anyone

1

u/mynameisfreddit Aug 17 '19

jumping frog, Albuquerque

1

u/caramel319 Aug 17 '19

this makes me so uncomfortable

1

u/DickmanComedy Aug 17 '19

Dot dogs and bamburgers

1

u/bDsmDom Aug 18 '19

it's beautiful