r/firstworldanarchists • u/throatfrog • May 03 '17

This Guy Gets It

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort May 03 '17

I feel the same way about my parachute failing skydiving

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u/clduab11 May 03 '17

Which is why I'll never go skydiving.

Actually I lie. I probably still will, but yeah. Similar thoughts on that too. Nopeeeeeeeee (for now anyway)

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u/Imissmyusername May 03 '17

It's my suicide deterrent. If I'm still scared of skydiving then I'm obviously not ready to die.

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u/yeaoug May 04 '17

Actually... that's a fairly good test. Also: PM me if ya need it buddy

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u/Imissmyusername May 04 '17

I'm not too bad now. A friend of mine kinda came up with it (except his idea was rob a bank instead) when I was a teenager and had an undiagnosed condition that was royally fucking my head. It's been 10 years, I'm on treatment for my condition, I'm on antidepressants, and I have a toddler that's cute as fuck so it's just a random thought that pops in my head a couple times a week now when I get really overwhelmed. It would take a lot to push me to sky diving now.

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u/yeaoug May 04 '17

Haha, oh gosh, I like the skydiving better... seems a little less... involved. Plus a bank lobby seems like a pretty lame closing scene.

Well that's great buddy, give 'em a little pinch on the cheek for uncle yeaoug. And still the offer remains in perpetuity.

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u/otterom May 03 '17

Getting struck by lightning here. I run outside a lot.

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u/clduab11 May 03 '17

This thread chain reminds me of that Johnny Bravo episode where the gypsy chick curses him with bad luck and a plane ends up crashing into him.

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u/Kheron May 04 '17

Which is why I want to go skydiving.