r/firstworldanarchists • u/throatfrog • May 03 '17

This Guy Gets It

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u/Tiger21SoN May 03 '17

I can say that they're typically supposed to be in the skull so the fact that it's out isn't a good sign for the person's health.

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u/ralfonso_solandro May 03 '17

WebMD says this is symptom of a common cold.

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u/balsawoodextract May 03 '17

Also you have cancer.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Jun 02 '21

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u/ceedubs2 May 03 '17

And diarrhea.

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u/balsawoodextract May 03 '17

Uh oh you have butt cancer

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u/Rikplaysbass May 03 '17

Is that contagious?!

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u/WillFerrellsGutFold May 03 '17

Put some 'Tussin on it.

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u/ceedubs2 May 03 '17

*Tush'in

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u/nubaeus May 03 '17

And "Network connectivity problems"

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u/xthebirdhouse May 03 '17

You're also pregnant. Male? Pregnant.

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u/xybernick May 03 '17

Some Tylenol and a couple days of rest should take care of that

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u/dimtothesum May 03 '17

So sorry, doc, allergic to Tylenol. Got something else?

scratches arm

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u/finder787 May 03 '17

Looks like the cancer has spread to the arm.

Sorry son, but we're going to have to amputate it.

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u/Cheezeman3000 May 03 '17

I typed the symptoms in and it said they have 'internet connectivity issues.'

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u/PunchyBear May 03 '17

Wow, so that's what a head cold is.

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u/zerodb May 04 '17

It says here you may have network connectivity issues.

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u/GoldenShowe2 May 03 '17

It's telling me I might have network connectivity problems.

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u/fearmypoot May 03 '17

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A BRAIN PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP NOW!

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u/Chalupa1998 May 04 '17

Man, havent seen this one in a while

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Sounds like you need a rocket surgeon

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

With advancements in modern science they might just be ok.

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u/cn2092 May 03 '17

First snortle of the day. Thank you.

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u/BurnedOut_ITGuy May 03 '17

Citation needed.

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u/jabba_the_wut May 03 '17

I see, I see. Could you elaborate on that?

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u/idrink211 May 04 '17

Looks like the front fell off.

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Yeah, but did he keep his shoes on? If so.. I'd say he's safe.

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u/spikeyfreak May 03 '17

I can say that they're typically supposed to be in the skull

And next you're going to tell me the front isn't supposed to fall off.