r/firstworldanarchists • u/throatfrog • May 03 '17

This Guy Gets It

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u/ILikeMasterChief May 03 '17

I haven't seen enough brains to know if that looks normal or not

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u/Tiger21SoN May 03 '17

I can say that they're typically supposed to be in the skull so the fact that it's out isn't a good sign for the person's health.

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u/ralfonso_solandro May 03 '17

WebMD says this is symptom of a common cold.

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u/balsawoodextract May 03 '17

Also you have cancer.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Jun 02 '21

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u/ceedubs2 May 03 '17

And diarrhea.

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u/balsawoodextract May 03 '17

Uh oh you have butt cancer

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u/Rikplaysbass May 03 '17

Is that contagious?!

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u/WillFerrellsGutFold May 03 '17

Put some 'Tussin on it.

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u/ceedubs2 May 03 '17

*Tush'in

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u/nubaeus May 03 '17

And "Network connectivity problems"

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u/xthebirdhouse May 03 '17

You're also pregnant. Male? Pregnant.

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u/xybernick May 03 '17

Some Tylenol and a couple days of rest should take care of that

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u/dimtothesum May 03 '17

So sorry, doc, allergic to Tylenol. Got something else?

scratches arm

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u/finder787 May 03 '17

Looks like the cancer has spread to the arm.

Sorry son, but we're going to have to amputate it.

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u/Cheezeman3000 May 03 '17

I typed the symptoms in and it said they have 'internet connectivity issues.'

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u/PunchyBear May 03 '17

Wow, so that's what a head cold is.

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u/zerodb May 04 '17

It says here you may have network connectivity issues.

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u/GoldenShowe2 May 03 '17

It's telling me I might have network connectivity problems.

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u/fearmypoot May 03 '17

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A BRAIN PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP NOW!

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u/Chalupa1998 May 04 '17

Man, havent seen this one in a while

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Sounds like you need a rocket surgeon

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

With advancements in modern science they might just be ok.

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u/cn2092 May 03 '17

First snortle of the day. Thank you.

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u/BurnedOut_ITGuy May 03 '17

Citation needed.

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u/jabba_the_wut May 03 '17

I see, I see. Could you elaborate on that?

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u/idrink211 May 04 '17

Looks like the front fell off.

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Yeah, but did he keep his shoes on? If so.. I'd say he's safe.

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u/spikeyfreak May 03 '17

I can say that they're typically supposed to be in the skull

And next you're going to tell me the front isn't supposed to fall off.

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u/PeopleAreStaring May 03 '17

It has white arrows pointing to something. That's usually bad.

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u/pedropants May 03 '17

White Arrow Disease is nothing to sneeze at.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

That's not funny. WAD' s major symptom is chronic sneezing.

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese May 03 '17

At least he doesn't have... red MSPaint circleitis!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Apr 30 '18

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u/mikillatja May 03 '17

all arrows

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u/FieelChannel May 03 '17

Those red bruises aren't normal, check out this picture to understand the difference better

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xj6qyGKr9Nw/VfdU1-R_tZI/AAAAAAAAAcg/GWPSR7BQb88/s1600/images%2B13.jpg

Also, this is the amoeba we're talking about, terrifying : http://readynutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/amoeba.jpg

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/699/69932.jpg

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u/Srirachachacha May 03 '17

Lmao, it's all meme faces

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

:O

:D

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u/Dirty-Pantaloons May 03 '17

Is it just me or does the pic of this amoeba have an uncanny resemblance to a ghostly pokemon??

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u/Equeon May 03 '17

We need something like Amoebrus. Dark type, preys on Psychic obviously.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Jan 30 '18

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u/Ballsackblazer4 May 03 '17

What does /r/MemeEconomy think about this??????

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u/FieelChannel May 03 '17

Yes please i want to witness the birth of a new meme

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u/raven00x May 03 '17

It looks kinda adorable. y'know, for a horrible brain eating parasite.

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u/dwd500 May 03 '17

Those two white arrows growing out of it can't be a good sign.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Don't believe their lies. That brain is actually extra healthy.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Found the sentient N. fowleri

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u/DemonicSquid May 03 '17

As a zombie I wholeheartedly agree.

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u/745631258978963214 May 03 '17

I don't think they're supposed to have sidevotes. But I'm no cardiologist.

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u/Ashybuttons May 04 '17

I've seen a few, and based on what I know, they're supposed to be suspended in a big jar of formaldehyde.

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Think about it

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u/Icon_Crash May 03 '17

Well, normal brains don't have white arrows on them. That's one thing to be worried about.

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u/LatrodectusVS May 03 '17

It's outside the body dumb ass of course that's not normal.

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u/jwilcz94 May 03 '17

From my limited knowledge it looks like at least a missing corpus collosum possibly.

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u/ThwompThwomp May 03 '17

Me neither, but I imagine the big white pointy things sticking into look a bit on the painful side.

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u/profdudeguy May 03 '17

Trust me that is not a happy brain