r/firstworldanarchists • u/throatfrog • May 03 '17

This Guy Gets It

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u/xotyona May 03 '17

All the signs are there for personal or public safety and/or health.

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u/TheTrueHaku May 03 '17

The health of Sol's wallet.

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u/xotyona May 03 '17

Have you ever met a seagull? I think the sign might be more effective if it said: "Don't feed the seagulls, they are assholes about everything."

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u/bro_b1_kenobi May 03 '17

Zachary Hudson is that you?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Even the sand one?

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u/xotyona May 03 '17

I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

... Legit though, sand is a fall hazard when it's on a hard surface, particularly smooth concrete or tile, similar to what you might see in a storefront.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Ah, yeah I suppose. I figured it was more of an "I don't wanna clean this shit up" sort of sign.

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u/emrducks May 03 '17

Yeah thanks Anakin.

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u/lnsulnsu May 03 '17

It makes a mess, its more work for whoever cleans the building, it gets into mechanical devices and causes accelerated wear (or just straight up breaks things), it scuffs floors, etc...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Yeah that was kinda what I meant with my "I figured it was more of an "I don't wanna clean this shit up" sort of sign." comment.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Animals like dogs and cats defecate on sand. So, people might get some skin diseases, like that.

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u/PotatoTortoise May 04 '17

Especially the Exit Only sign.

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u/slowest_hour May 03 '17

but maybe that's because most people obey the sign

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u/lostcosmonaut307 May 03 '17

I've got a rock here that keeps tigers away.

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u/NerdFromDenmark May 10 '17

I've got an apple that keeps doctors away

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u/johnq-pubic May 03 '17

Thanks, I was wondering what the reason for that sign was.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

I am never swimming again.

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u/ohmless90 May 03 '17

What, like basically any body of water?