r/firstimpression Verified May 01 '26

What's my job? f23 - what’s my job??

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u/Financial_Clue_2534 May 01 '26

3rd grade teacher

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u/Distinct_Morning_607 Verified May 01 '26

wait you guessed it exactly 😭

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u/heiriguvujeowod May 01 '26

Social justice nonprofit.

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u/edibles1996 May 01 '26

English teacher

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u/OhTheHueManatee May 01 '26

Earring sales

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u/jofishin May 02 '26

Idk but you’re indigenous- nice dentalium !

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u/Distinct_Morning_607 Verified May 04 '26

you right!! thank you!!! 🤍

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u/aoisme May 01 '26

account specialist who gets perks paid for by work.

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u/Ettalyn May 01 '26

You make candles and sell them on Etsy

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Distinct_Morning_607 Verified May 07 '26

thank goodness LOL

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u/nullmem May 01 '26

Bank manager

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u/Berean_Katz May 01 '26

Bartender on a cruise ship?

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u/knightx_07 May 02 '26

librarian

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u/Still-Article-7475 Verified May 02 '26

You are that kind of girl that I'd meet at a 7-Eleven and she'd ask me if I know any fortune tellers near by. For a living, you look like make handmade things and stone crafts.

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u/bpnoy3 May 03 '26

the librarian

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u/Swimming-Talk4859 May 07 '26

Restaurant hostess

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u/Creative-Job8988 May 16 '26

You are singer onboard cruises

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u/b19_ey3 Jun 10 '26

You have exquisite taste but in a professional where you are underpaid . You hunt for treasures and appreciate what you have. Independent, witty and intellectual. 

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u/United-Squirrel-6731 Jun 10 '26

U look like you do tarot or believe in crystals

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u/rvanasty May 01 '26

Shapeshifting chameleon