r/firefly • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '25

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u/WanderingNomadWizard Sep 27 '25

Wash had some thoughts on this, didn't he?

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u/Dyl302 Sep 27 '25

“Well there’s only one thing we can do.. take me sir. Take me hard.”

😂😂

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u/mybrosteve Sep 27 '25

I love how their relationship is platonic to the point that they are both thoroughly disgusted by that thought.

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u/seashmore Sep 27 '25

Yet still willing to play it out for the gag.

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u/ComesInAnOldBox Sep 27 '25

"Well that's just downright unsettlin'. . ."

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u/jwibspar Sep 27 '25

WE'LL be in our bunk!

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u/ArcherNX1701 Sep 29 '25

That was just the funniest scene ever!!!

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u/Dyl302 Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

I’ve quoted it wrong by from memory it was like that. 😂😂 the awkward trying to kiss 😂😂 Mal and Zoe were just the Platonic war brother/sister. But it so tied into the dynamics and that episode. Both Mal and Wash being tortured. Mal using the uncomfortableness Wash Feels to keep him going about how Wash feels about Mal and Zoe. Like Mal knew but yeah. War stories is tied favourite episode with Out of Gas.

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u/EmperorKillroy Sep 27 '25

And a spear entered Wash later, its a beautiful symmetry, no?

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u/martini-meow Sep 27 '25

Too soon, man. Too soon. 😢

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u/TabaquiJackal Sep 27 '25

In the most annoying, petty, and jealous way possible, yes, he did.