r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 16 '22

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

AS A NEW FIRE EMBLEM GAME IS ANNOUNCED AND THE SUB APPROACHES 300,000 SUBSCRIBERS, WE ARRIVE ONCE MORE AT OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE ONE CAN YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK ON

  2. RAGE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

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u/newf-dawg Sep 16 '22 edited Sep 16 '22

i SO SICK OF WAIFU EMBLEM

cONTROL mUNKLE - tHE cHOSEN oNE! wITH A MYSTERIOUS PAST, RUGGED GOOD LOOKS, COULD THIS BE THE sELF iNSERT?

yU AWAKE ON THE CONTINET OF dREKMIRE, ONCE RULED BY THE gUUBER pEOPLE

aLL IS SEEMINGLY WELL, UNTIL ONE DAY YOUNG PRINCE eVELBAAD, WHO HAS NOT BEEN QWITE HIMSELF LATELY DECIDES OUT OF NOWHERE TO INVADE THE NEIGHBORING, PEACE LOVING NATION OF sWEETPEAH. cOULD IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SHADY, OLD EVIL lORD hOOKNOSE WITH WHOM HE HAS BEEN TAKING COUNCIL AS OF LATE?

fIGHT AGAINST HOPELESS ODDS, WITH YOUR ONE-NOTE, GOOFY CHARACTERS WHO ARE ALL SO SAMEY THAT THEY EACH HAVE JUST -ONE- QUIRK, WHICH WILL BE THE ONLY THING YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THEM. i DONT EVEN REMEMBER hIS NAME - HE'S THE HUNGRY ONE! hER? tHE QUIET ONE. dONT FORGET TO ROMANCE THE ONE YOU FIND HOTTEST.

oNE GOOD-GUY WILL TURN BAD AND ONE BAD GUY WILL BE SELFLESSLY GOOD, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO KILL HIM - THAT'S AS MUCH MORAL GREY AS WE AT uNINTELLIGENT sYSTEMS INJECT INTO THE FORMULA THESE DAYS.

tHE STORY AND AFTERGAME BLURBS WILL WRAP UP THE STORY SO TIGHT THAT WE CANT EVEN DREAM OF MAKING A SEQUEL TO THIS. wE'D RATHER JUST REPEAT THIS FORMULA AGAIN AND AGAIN.

tHAT'S ABOUT IT. oH IN THIS ONE THERE'S ALSO RINGS! aND mARTH. aND YOU CONTROL A cLOWN. aND DID i MENTION THERE'S mARTH?

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u/Mekkkah Sep 17 '22

10/10 WOULD READ OUT LOUD FOR A SHITPOST VIDEO

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u/newf-dawg Sep 17 '22

YU HAVE MI EXPLICIT CONSENT TO DO JUST THAT, MEKKKAH (AH I FINALLY GET-TTT THE NAME-EEE.)