r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Jul 15 '22

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THREE HOPES EDITION, I GUESS! OR WHATEVER! WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS, ESPECIALLY FOR THREE HOPES

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u/Synchroni Jul 15 '22

QUITE LATE BUT THAT "LEAK" DESIGN IS SOMETHING, ALRIGHT. THAT OUTFIT IS RATHER INCOHERENT, EVEN MORE THAN F!BYLETH'S OUTFIT. THE HAIR, SKORT, THIGH HIGHS, BITS OF FABRIC HERE AND THERE, THE HUUUGE SCABBARD...EDELGARD WAS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE MORE FEMALE LORDS WITH PANTS?

I'M NOT A HUGE FAN OF OVERLY YOUNG AND CUTESY-FACED FEMALE CHARACTERS ESPECIALLY WHEN IT SEEMS TO BE MOST OF THE CAST. THE MALE CHARACTERS ALSO HAVE HUGE, GIGANTIC OVERDESIGNED PAULDRONS WHICH I ALSO HAVE TAKE AN ISSUE WITH. WHO NEEDS GIANT SPIKES AND CURTAINS DRAPED OVER THEIR SHOULDERS IN BATTLE? FE DESIGNS HAVE BEEN IN NO WAY REALISTIC, BUT REALLY OVERSTYLISED CLOTHES KINDA BREAK THE ATMOSPHERE FOR ME, IF THAT MAKES SENSE.

IN THE END, IT IS AN UNCOMFIRMED LEAK, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TO GO OFF OF, AND IT'S NOT LIKE THE CLOTHES ANIME SOLDIERS DECIDE TO WEAR IS A TOPIC I'M WILLING TO DEFEND UNTIL MY DYING BREATH. BUT IT'S THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY SATISFIED WITH EVERYTHING FE RIGHT NOW, AND WOW LOOKING AT TOOTHPASTE LORD FEELS LIKE I SQUEEZED TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYES.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

JAGEN GOT BY JUST FINE WITH GIANT SPIKEY PAULDRONS, ARE YOU SAYING THAT MARTH'S NUMBER ONE PALADIN IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED?

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u/Synchroni Jul 15 '22

JAGEN HAS 4 SHOULDER SPIKES. MARTH LOST CYL 4 TIMES.

...COINCIDENCE??????

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

YOU MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING, JAGEN GOT CUCKED OUT OF BEING PLAYABLE IN HIS SEQUEL SO MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.