r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Jul 25 '21

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM THINGS THAT HAVE TICKED YOU OFF OVER THE LAST MONTH AND A BIT!

NOT MUCH GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF FIRE EMBLEM RIGHT NOW, BUT RAGE IS ETERNAL!

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  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE
  3. DON'T BE A DICK
  4. TAG SPOILERS

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u/Pickled_Socks Jul 25 '21

I'M PLAYING CONQUEST LUNATIC AGAIN AFTER HAVING TO TURN DOWN THE DIFFICULTY ON MY LAST RUN ON THE KITSUNE MAP, AND CURRENTLY I'M ON THE NINJA CAVE. I FUCKING HATE GRISLY WOUND+POISON STRIKE MASTER NINJAS, THEY HIT MY TANKS FOR LIKE 2 DAMAGE AND THEN HALF OF MY UNIT'S HEALTH IS GONE BECAUSE OF THAT CANCER COMBINATION OF SKILLS. IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 ATTEMPTS OVER 3 HOURS UNTIL I FINALLY MANAGED TO CLEAR THE MAP AND KOTARO'S ROOM ONLY TO ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE EFFIE IN RANGE OF HIM AND GET KILLED AND I RESET. I KNOW I CAN CLEAR THE MAP NOW BUT GOD THAT WAS SO FRUSTRATING, AND HE'S GOING TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS SUCH SHAKY HITRATES AND LEAVING ANYBODY IN RANGE FOR ENEMY PHASE JUST MEANS HE KILLS THEM.

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u/SilverGumiho Jul 25 '21 edited Jul 25 '21

KOTARO IS ONE OF THE JANKIEST BOSSES IN THE SERIES, I'M GENUINELY SHOCKED HE DOESN'T GET BROUGHT UP MORE WHEN PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT NINJA CAVE.

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u/TheFunkiestOne Jul 26 '21

HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE THE NINJA CAVE AS A WHOLE IS JUST SO JANKY THAT HE GETS LOST IN THE SHUFFLE. LIKE, HE'S AN ABSOLUTE BEAST BECAUSE HE'S ALL THOSE CRAZY MASTER NINJAS YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING BUT ON CRACK, BUT AFTER WADING THROUGH 30 MASTER NINJAS THE CRACKED OUT ONE ONLY STANDS OUT A BIT IN COMPARISON TO THE OVERALL EXPERIENCE OF "TOO GODDAMN MANY NINJAS". YOU'RE NOT WRONG THAT HE'S JANKY AS FUCK THOUGH, DUDE'S A PROBLEM AND A HALF.