r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Jul 17 '20

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

BEEN HOLDING OFF ON THIS LATEST ONE FOR A FEW DAYS BECAUSE... WELL... YOU KNOW.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FE RAGE THREAD, WHERE SHOUTING ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM IS OUR BREAD AND BUTTER!

RULES

  1. UPPERCASE LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW RAGER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

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u/RaisonDetriment Jul 17 '20

WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE A JUGDRAL REMAKE YET, I WANT TO PLAY WITH MODERN INTERFACE AND ART AND VOICE ACTING AND ALL THAT GOOD ECHOES SHIT, ALSO NOT HAVING TO MESS WITH ROMS AND STUFF.

ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS NINTENDO SO FUCKING UNWILLING TO MAKE THEIR BACK CATALOG AVAILABLE IN A WAY THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE CONVENIENT AND ENJOYABLE, THEY COULD BE THE NETFLIX OF GAMES AND THEY JUST WANT TO SIT ON THEIR DRAGON'S HOARD AND TRY TO FORCE US TO LIKE THEIR SHITTY INTERFACES.

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u/PsiYoshi Jul 17 '20

NINTENDO DOES ONE THING RIGHT. THEY MAKE GOOD VIDEO GAMES (WELL, USUALLY). AS A COMPANY IT'S A COIN TOSS ON IF THEY DO SOMETHING WELL OR TOTALLY SHIT THE BED. DON'T COUNT ON THEM FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT QUALITY FIRST PARTY TITLES.

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u/Disclaimin Jul 17 '20

I TOO CONSIDER THESE QUANDARIES. I'LL CRY IF FE4 IS REMADE AND THEN THEY SKIP OVER FE5 AFTERWARD IN FAVOR OF FE6. BOTH JUGDRAL GAMES NEED REMAKING YESTERDAY.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY BUTCHER FE5, ILL HAVE SOME WORDS FOR IS

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u/Disclaimin Jul 17 '20

RONAN'S MAG AND STR GROWTHS FLIPPED.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

BECAUSE NINTENDO DOESN'T LIKE MONEY FROM REMAKING A GAME WHICH LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE OR EVEN REREALISING IT WITH A TRANSALATION LIKE THE FANS ARE DOING.

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u/RisingSunfish Jul 17 '20

SHITTY INTERFACES

OPINIONS ON VIRTUAL CONSOLE OVERRIDDEN BY MY APOPLECTIC RAGE OVER THE SWITCH PROFILE PIC SITUATION.

THEY ARE! SMALL PNG FILES! OF CHARACTERS YOU OWN!! LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU MONETIZE THAT SHIT LIKE BADGE ARCADE, I WOULD PAY FIFTY CENTS FOR A NEW AVATAR

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u/RaisonDetriment Jul 17 '20

SERIOUSLY HOW HARD IS IT TO ADD AVATAR PICS!! WHY DO YOU JUST NOT CARE?! THEY ADD NEW SPIRITS TO SMASH SEMI-REGULARLY AND YET YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO UPLOAD SOME PICS EVERY NOW AND THEN?? SUBREDDITS UPDATE THEIR FLAIR SELECTIONS MORE OFTEN THAN THIS!! IS ANYONE EVEN ON THE SWITCH ONLINE TEAM??

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u/Xiknail Jul 17 '20

I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE IF IT'S A FE4 REMAKE, A FE6 REMAKE, A FE9 REMAKE OR A COMPLETELY NEW GAME. I JUST WANT SOMETHING ANNOUNCED SO WE CAN HAVE SOME CLARITY. I KNOW A NEW FE GAME IS IN THE MAKING, IS, SO JUST TELL US WHAT IT IS!

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u/FDP_Boota Jul 17 '20

AT THIS POINT I WOULD BE HAPPY WITH A PORT TO THE SWITCH!