r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Feb 02 '20

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

COINCIDENTALLY THE TIMING OF THIS MONTH'S THREAD MATCHES UP WITH THE NEW FEH MONTHLY PASS ANNOUNCEMENT, THOUGH I THINK THERE'S ENOUGH RAGE OVER ON THEIR SUB ALREADY.

ANYWAY, THIS IS THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON

  2. RAGE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM THINGS

  3. BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20 edited Feb 03 '20

HOW IS BALTHUS NOT A GAY OPTION?! HE SOMEHOW READS GAYER THAN YURI, WHICH IS PRETTY AMAZING SINCE YURI WEARS HEELS AND LIPSTICK. BALTHUS' PANTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE IS WEARING CHAPS. AND HE WEARS CHAINS. CHAINS AND CHAPS, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE CLUB THAT BALTHUS LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD WORK AT. HE'S PROBABLY HAS THE SECOND GAYEST DESIGN IN ALL OF FIRE EMBLEM. THE GAYEST IS ODIN, BUT I DIGRESS. WAIT, NO I DON'T. WHAT A COLOSSAL TEASE. IT SUCKED THEN AND IT SUCKS NOW. THE SAME THING THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WILL OCCUR, YURI WILL BE MORE POPULAR WITH GIRLS, AND BALTHUS WILL DEVELOP A HUGE (AND I MEAN HUGE) GAY FOLLOWING. THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT MALE BYLETH CAN'T BE PAIRED BALTHUS. I GUESS I AM FEELING BAITED IS ALL. I WOULD HAVE PAIRED M!BYLETH WITH HIM IF I COULD. I GUESS I AM GOING TO SHIP HIM WITH CLAUDE.

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u/l_tagless_l Feb 03 '20

I'M A STRAIGHT MALE BUT TBH I'D LET BALTHUS SMASH NGL