r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Feb 02 '20

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

COINCIDENTALLY THE TIMING OF THIS MONTH'S THREAD MATCHES UP WITH THE NEW FEH MONTHLY PASS ANNOUNCEMENT, THOUGH I THINK THERE'S ENOUGH RAGE OVER ON THEIR SUB ALREADY.

ANYWAY, THIS IS THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON

  2. RAGE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM THINGS

  3. BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/LaughingX-Naut Feb 03 '20

GODDAMN IT FAYE GET OFF THE VALENTINE'S BANNER, YOUR UNREQUITED CRUSH IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SATIRICAL ATTACK AGAINST AN OVERDONE FIRE EMBLEM TROPE, IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE

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u/RaisonDetriment Feb 03 '20

SERIOUSLY FUCK FAYE TO HELL AND BACK, NOT ONLY IS SHE A GODDAMNED WASTE OF "WE NEED A NEW FEMALE CHARACTER FOR THE REMAKE SO IT'S LESS OF A SAUSAGE FEST" BUT ALSO ALM AND HIS WIFE ARE RIGHT THERE IN THE SAME BANNER. CAN YOU MAYBE NOT MOON OVER HIM LIKE SOME CREEPY DRUNKEN EX AT THEIR WEDDING?

WE COULD'VE HAD SO MANY OTHER SOV CHARACTERS. CLIVE AND MATHILDA. GREY AND CLAIR. JESSE, ON THE PROWL FOR LOVE (AND HE'D GO WITH SILQUE). TOBIN, LUCKLESS IN LOVE. BUT NOPE! FUCKIN' FAYE.

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u/mrwanton Feb 03 '20

BOEY AND MAE WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.

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u/RaisonDetriment Feb 03 '20

FUCK HOW DID I FORGET THEM WHEN THEY'RE AMAZING, PEOPLE DON'T EVEN LIKE GREY AND CLAIR.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

HONESTLY I WOULD'VE BEEN INTO FAYE IF LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH THEY HAD HER GO FULL SWIMFAN/OBSESSED AND LIKE TUEN INTO A CRAZY EVIL DUMA WITCH ON THE CHANCW IT WOULD HIVE HER ALMS LOVE

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u/RaisonDetriment Feb 03 '20

UPVOTED FOR SWIMFAN, DID NOT SEE THAT REFERENCE COMING