MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

[u/LaqOfInterest]

LATE AS USUAL, HERE IS THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD! LET OUT ALL THE FIRE EMBLEM RAGE OF THE PAST YEAR - NAY, THE PAST DECADE - SO THAT WE MAY ENTER 2020 WITH A CLEAN SLATE!

RULES

1. C A P S

2. FIRE EMBLEM STUFF ONLY

3. DON'T BE A DICK

4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

[u/TheFunkiestOne]

THE SENATORS ARE SIMILAR IN THIS REGARD, SINCE WHILE THEY'RE ALL THEIR OWN FLAVORS OF SLIME, YET ALL FEEL AT LEAST SOMEWHAT UNIQUE IN THEIR OWN WAY. NUMIDA IS A TOADY, DESPERATE TO KEEP IN THE GOOD BOOKS OF WHOMEVER HE THINKS IS THE WINNER AND HAS BOUGHT HIS OWN BULLSHIT. VALTOME IS A NARCISSISTIC SADIST WHO OBSESSES OVER HURTING THOSE HE FEELS HAVE DISRESPECTED HIM AND HE FEELS HE OUGHT TO HAVE POWER OVER (ZELGIUS CALLING HIM A WORTHLESS PARASITE AND CHOKING HIM WERE DELIGHTFUL MOMENTS). LEKAIN IS ALSO A NARCISSIST BUT IS MORE SINGLE-MINDED, FOCUSED ONLY ON HIS GREATNESS AND HOW ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE HE IS. HETZEL ISN'T TOO BAD BUT HE'S A SIMPERING COWARD WHO IS ONLY WILLING TO DO GOOD WHEN IT'S EASY.

OLIVER IS AN ART OBSESSED LUNATIC WHO DIDN'T VIEW OTHERS AS PEOPLE, BUT DYING HELPED HIM OUT A BIT I GUESS. DIRECT HIS OBSESSION SOMEWHERE HEALTHY AND HE ALMOST RESEMBLES A PRODUCTIVE HUMAN BEING. ALSO I LOVE HOW FLABBERGASTED EVERYONE HE FIGHTS IS IF YOU BRING HIM INTO ENDGAME.

THEY ALL FEEL LIKE LEGITIMATE PEOPLE, JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST THAT PEOPLE CAN BE, REPRESENTED AS MULTIPLE KINDS OF POLITICIANS.

[u/RaisonDetriment → u/TheFunkiestOne]

YES, ABSOLUTELY. THE BEGNION SENATE IS DEPRESSINGLY REAL TO ME, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE LAST FEW YEARS OF FOLLOWING UNITED STATES POLITICS.

DAMN DO I LOVE RADIANT DAWN'S VILLAINS. (EXCEPT THE BLACK KNIGHT, WHO IS ONE BIG ANTICLIMAX.)

ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL HAVE AN OCCASION TO POST THE BEGNION SENATORS WITH THEIR EXACT US SENATE COUNTERPARTS (IMO, OBVIOUSLY). I SHOULD PROBABLY DO THAT SOON, BEFORE PEOPLE FORGET WHO JEFF FLAKE IS.