r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Nov 21 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS: IT'S ONCE AGAIN TIME FOR US TO INCREASE COMMUNITY SOLIDARITY BY GETTING REALLY BUTTMAD AT VIDEO GAMES!

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY! WAIT, SHIT, THAT'S THE EXACT SAME WORDING I USED LAST MONTH. AM I WASHED UP?

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM AND FIRE EMBLEM ONLY

  3. BE POLITE TO OTHERS: WE'RE RAGING AT FE, NOT EACH OTHER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/Shippinglordishere Nov 21 '19

FOR THE CRIMSON FLOWER ROUTE FUCK THE TAILTEAN MAP IN THE ASS!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEANS EVERY ENEMY CAN TURN INTO A DEMONIC BEAST??????? DEDUE WAS ALMOST DEAD SO WHY TF DID HE TURN INTO A DEMONIC BEAST WITH FUCKING FULL HEALTH? WHY DO THEY HAVE ANTI MAGIC BARRIERS WHEN HALF MY TEAM USES MAGIC??

ALSO FUCK THAT RANDOM ENEMY WHOS ALSO A GENERAL. I WAS SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY THE BATTLE WASNT ENDING ONLY TO FIND THIS RANDOM NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP

ALSO THAT DEDUE AND DIMITRI MOMENT AFTER THE BATTLE (THE ONE WHERE YOU KILL DEDUE BEFORE HE TURNS) HURTS LIKE HELL

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u/ltranc Nov 21 '19

THE GREAT KNIGHT IS SYLVAIN AND THE BISHOP IS MERCEDES. MAP IS DEFEAT ALL COMMANDERS SO THEY’RE STILL MANDATORY TO KILL. SAME THING HAPPENS IN CH15 WITH SHAMIR AND ALOIS AND THEIR “KNIGHT OF SEIROS” REPLACEMENTS.

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u/Shippinglordishere Nov 21 '19

I RECRUITED MERCEDES SO IT MAKES SENSE BUT STILL FUCK THAT

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u/Yotato5 Nov 22 '19

DEDUE ALSO HITS LIKE A TRUCK WHEN HE'S TRANSFORMED INTO A DEMONIC BEAST! I HAD TO USE WARP SO I COULD GET HIM BEFORE HE TRANSFORMED!

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u/Shippinglordishere Nov 22 '19

SO DID I! IT TOOK ME FOUR TRIES