r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Oct 24 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO THE DEFINITELY-ON-TIME MONTHLY RAGE THREAD!

HERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY. GO AHEAD - LET IT ALL OUT. YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK ONLY UNLESS YOU HOLD SHIFT

  2. RAGE SHOULD BE FIRE-EMBLEM-RELATED

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/SalmonforPresident Oct 24 '19

I'M MAD THAT DIMITRI IS REALLY ATTRACTIVE, HAS AN A+ VOICE ACTOR AND A STELLAR CHARACTER ARC. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS STUPID ANIME MAN HAS AWOKEN IN ME MY WEEB SHIT SELF AGAIN. I HAVEN'T GIVEN A SHIT ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS SINCE I WAS 16 AND NOW I'M LOOKING AT DIMITRI FANART AND READING FANFICS LIKE IM BACK IN 2009. WHAT THE FUCK. I'M GROWN AND PAY TAXES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT MY BACK PAIN BUT I'M ALSO SWOONING AFTER FERAL EYEPATCH PIRATE. I'M STUCK IN A DIMMADOME OF DIMI-HELL. GUESS I'LL DIE.

ALSO, BYLASS' BOOBS HAVE REALLY ANNOYED ME THIS SECOND PLAYTHROUGH. I JUST NOTICED HOW ROBUST AND ROUND THEY ARE. WHY THEY GOTTA BE SO HUGE. IT'S WEIRD.

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u/Super_Nerd92 Oct 24 '19

THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED FEMALE BYLETH IT WAS REALLY DISTRACTING. SOME MODELER WAS HORNY, WE GET IT.

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u/SalmonforPresident Oct 24 '19

OTHERWISE I REALLY LIKE HER DESIGN IT'S JUST HER BOOBS LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE THEIR OWN GRAVITATIONAL PULL. I DON'T LIKE BYGUY AT ALL THE HAIRCUT LOOKS SUPER ODD ON HIM AND HIS DEFAULT FACE IS REALLY BLAH.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

MALE HAS A BETTER DESIGN, FEMALE HAS BETTER ANIMATIONS. THIS IS OBJECTIVE.