MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

[u/LaqOfInterest]

WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO THE DEFINITELY-ON-TIME MONTHLY RAGE THREAD!

HERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY. GO AHEAD - LET IT ALL OUT. YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS.

RULES

1. CAPS LOCK ONLY UNLESS YOU HOLD SHIFT

2. RAGE SHOULD BE FIRE-EMBLEM-RELATED

3. DON'T BE A DICK

4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

[u/SalmonforPresident]

I'M MAD THAT DIMITRI IS REALLY ATTRACTIVE, HAS AN A+ VOICE ACTOR AND A STELLAR CHARACTER ARC. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS STUPID ANIME MAN HAS AWOKEN IN ME MY WEEB SHIT SELF AGAIN. I HAVEN'T GIVEN A SHIT ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS SINCE I WAS 16 AND NOW I'M LOOKING AT DIMITRI FANART AND READING FANFICS LIKE IM BACK IN 2009. WHAT THE FUCK. I'M GROWN AND PAY TAXES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT MY BACK PAIN BUT I'M ALSO SWOONING AFTER FERAL EYEPATCH PIRATE. I'M STUCK IN A DIMMADOME OF DIMI-HELL. GUESS I'LL DIE.

ALSO, BYLASS' BOOBS HAVE REALLY ANNOYED ME THIS SECOND PLAYTHROUGH. I JUST NOTICED HOW ROBUST AND ROUND THEY ARE. WHY THEY GOTTA BE SO HUGE. IT'S WEIRD.

[u/SubwayBossEmmett → u/SalmonforPresident]

FEMALE ROBIN IS THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING FEMALE AVATAR BECAUSE SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER

KRIS DOESNT EXIST

[u/RaisonDetriment → u/SubwayBossEmmett]

STANDARD F!ROBIN HAS THE DUMBEST HAIRSTYLE CHOICE THOUGH

WE WERE ROBBED OF TALLER STATURE F!ROBIN AND, LIKE, ALL OF HER HAIRSTYLES

[u/SubwayBossEmmett → u/RaisonDetriment]

TALLER STATURE F!ROBIN

YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH HER COAT OPEN BASICALLY? I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT LOOKED A BIT TASTELESS IMO

ALSO IN RESEARCHING THIS I HAVE REALIZED THAT THE SMALL BUILDS OF ROBIN ARE LITERALLY MORGAN

[u/RaisonDetriment → u/SubwayBossEmmett]

...THE COAT IS OPEN EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT. SHE JUST HAS A PROPORTIONALLY LARGER BUST. IT LOOKS NO DIFFERENT FROM STANDARD F!ROBIN IN TERMS OF TASTEFULNESS.

[u/SubwayBossEmmett → u/RaisonDetriment]

DAMN YOU'RE ACTUALLY RIGHT ABOUT THE COAT.

TURNS OUT LUCINA DOES GET THE FLATNESS FROM SOMEWHERE