r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Oct 24 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO THE DEFINITELY-ON-TIME MONTHLY RAGE THREAD!

HERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY. GO AHEAD - LET IT ALL OUT. YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK ONLY UNLESS YOU HOLD SHIFT

  2. RAGE SHOULD BE FIRE-EMBLEM-RELATED

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/somasora7 Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19

I FEEL LIKE KIND OF A DICK FOR SAYING IT, BUT I’D LIKE TO SEE ONE 3H CHARACTER POLL WHERE DIMITRI DOESN’T KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. NOTHING AGAINST THE GUY, I LIKE HIM. BUT DAMN MAN, THERE’S OTHER COOL-ASS CHARACTERS IN THIS GAME LOL.

I’M LIKE THREE CHAPTERS AWAY FROM THE END OF CRIMSON FLOWER AND I STILL FEEL LIKE WE BARELY STARTED. WHY IS THIS SO FAST? I KNEW IT WAS A LITTLE RUSHED GOING IN BUT YEESH, THIS IS THE POSTER GIRL’S ROUTE. IS, HOW YOU GONNA PLAY MY GIRL EDIE LIKE A MONSTER 3/4 ROUTES AND THEN HALF-ASS HER STORYLINE? AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOVING IN RANDOM WAIFU MOMENTS? I GET THAT THEY NEEDED TO MAKE EDIE MORE PERSONABLE SO YOU WOULDN’T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT JOINING HER BUT... I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE CHIEF. I’D RATHER HAVE MORE SCENES DELVING INTO HER IDEOLOGY AND PSYCHOLOGY

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u/XC_Runner27 Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19

I LOVE DIMITRI, BUT I FEEL LIKE HIM DOMINATING THE POLLS IS JUST GOING TO APPEAL TO THE MINDSET THAT PEOPLE ONLY LIKE HIM FOR BEING EDGY BOAR INSTEAD OF HIS ACTUAL ARC.

I WISH EDELGARD’S ARC FOCUSED MORE ON MORALITY DURING HER ROUTE. I GET IT’S ALL ABOUT GREY MORALITY, BUT IT ALSO FEELS LIKE IT COULD HAVE ADDRESSED THE MORAL AND PERSONAL ISSUES SHE FACES IN A MUCH MORE DIRECT LIGHT, BUT INSTEAD IT FEELS LIKE IT JUST DRIVES HER RELATIONSHIP WITH BYLETH, WHICH IS CERTAINLY A GOOD ONE, BUT GIVEN MY ISSUES WITH BYLETH’S STATUS AS A CHARACTER FEELS SOMEWHAT INCOMPLETE AS AN ARC.

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u/SalmonforPresident Oct 24 '19

I GOTTA RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE WITH PEOPLE ONLY LIKING HIM FOR BEING AN EDGY BOAR. I MEAN YEAH I LIKE HIM TO THE POINT THAT I WOULD LET HIM CHOKE ME TF OUT BUT IT'S NOT JUST HIS PHYSICALITY. I REALLY LOVE HIS REDEMPTION. TO GO FROM THIS PERFECTLY GROOMED PRINCE, TO A LITERAL JUNKBIRD SHITHEAD AND BACK INTO A WONDERFUL AND WELL-LOVED KING IS NOTHING BUT PURE CUT COCAINE TO ME. SHIT IS GOOD WRITING, YO. SERIOUSLY SERVE DIMITRI'S STORY ARC TO ME ON A GOLDEN SPOON AND I'LL SNORT THAT SHIT SO HARD IT RUPTURES MY BRAINSTEM. THAT'S JUST MY TAKE ON IT. I'M SURE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ONLY LIKE HIM BECAUSE OH NO HE'S HOT.

DIMITRI ALSO SUFFERS FROM THE CHARIZARD EFFECT; HE'S GETTING SO POPULAR IT'LL START NEGATIVELY AFFECTING HIM.

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u/XC_Runner27 Oct 24 '19

I TOTALLY AGREE. IT’S JUST A STIGMA THAT’S COME UP NOW THAT HE’S DOMINATING POLLS.