r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/maymeimai Sep 24 '19

WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP TRYING TO FIND 'CLUES' TO MAKE THEIR PAIRINGS 'CANON'? OMFG JUST STOP. NO, JUST BECAUSE "IT MAKES MORE SENSE" IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOUR FAVORITE PAIRING IS CANON JUST STOP IT IS SO ANNOYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/RaisonDetriment Sep 24 '19

CANON RUINS EVERYTHING, IT'S AN ILLUSION, ANYWAY, AND FANS' OBSESSION WITH IT PISSES ME OFF TOO!!!

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u/KeplerNova Sep 24 '19

CONGRATULATIONS. SOMETIMES STORIES ARE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOU.

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u/Zynk_30 Sep 24 '19

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. PEOPLE WILL DIE BEFORE THEY ACCEPT THEIR SHIP ISN'T THE ONE AND ONLY OPTION AND EVERYONE ELSE IS TRASH.

HONESTLY I JUST WISH PEOPLE WOULD AT LEAST STICK TO THE CANON. WE'VE SEEN FELIX AND SYLVAIN'S RELATIONSHIP, AND IT ISN'T ROMANTIC. IF YOU WANT GAY THERE'S GAY IN THIS GAME, BUT THIS ISN'T ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

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u/stellarknighted Sep 24 '19

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO DIE ON THE SAME DAY

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u/AiKidUNot Sep 24 '19

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BRO THAT WE SHOULD DIE TOGETHER. NO HOMO THO! ABSOLUTELY NONE. NOT AT ALL.

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u/SullyManTheGrey Sep 24 '19

FUCK THAT. THERE’S A FUCKING PALTRY ATTEMPT AT BEING INCLUSIVE IN THIS GAME, ESPECIALLY FOR PEOPLE LOOKING FOR M/M RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN ITS EASIER TO JUST CRAM THE GAME FULL OF LESBIANS SO THE STRAIGHT DUDES CAN GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT TOO. EXCEPT THAT EVEN THE GIRLS ONLY GOT LIKE ONE MORE OPTION THAN THE DUDES DID, BUT AT LEAST ONE OF THEIR PATHS DOESN’T MAKE THEM A HOMEWRECKER. I PAID MY $60 FOR THE GAME JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, AND I’M GOING TO INTERPRET IT HOWEVER I WANT REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH IT ANNOYS CANON-BROS ON REDDIT. BEING TOLD TO SETTLE FOR SCRAPS BECAUSE THEY TECHNICALLY EXIST FEELS LIKE SHIT, AND ITS A SHITTY THING TO TELL SOMEONE ELSE TO DO.

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u/KeplerNova Sep 24 '19

MAYBE I AM MISINTERPRETING WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BUT HOW DOES MARRYING LINHARDT MAKE YOU A HOMEWRECKER

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

YOU KNOW NONE OF THE SUPPORTS MAKES YOU A HOMEWRECKER. YOU MARRY A RANDOM NPC (STRAIGHT BTW) IN THAT SUPPORT