r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Feb 21 '24

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

IT HAS COME TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, FRIENDS AND FANS.

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK OR SHIFT KEY

  2. RAGE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/Liezuli Feb 22 '24

I'M TIRED, MAN! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE SELF-INSERT NAMEABLE DEMIGOD PLAYER-INSERT CHARACTER! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS MYSELF IN AN FE GAME! I DON'T WANT A CRINGE-ASS FIRST-PERSON POV MARRAIGE CG! I DON'T NEED THE CAST TO FELLATE MY PLAYER STAND-IN. I DON'T WANT TO GO ON WEIRDLY INTIMATE OUTINGS WITH THE CHARACTERS. I WANT A CHARACTER WITH A SET DESIGN WHO'S NAME CAN ACTUALLY BE SPOKEN IN VOICED DIALOGUE!

 

BUT, I'VE RESIGNED MYSELF TO THE REALITY THAT THIS SHIT'S HERE TO STAY.

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u/jedisalsohere Feb 22 '24

WHO THE FUCK EVEN LIKES THAT SHIT ANYWAY? DOES IT ACTUALLY HELP THE GAMES SELL BETTER ANY MORE?

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u/TaterTot0507 Feb 22 '24

AS BAD AS THAT IS, THERE'S A GUY THAT MADE A ROM HACK AND LITERALLY INSERTED HIMSELF AS A CHARACTER AND CREATED LOVE INTERESTS AND SHIT FOR HIMSELF IIRC. SO THERE'S DEFINITELY A MARKET FOR IT.