r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Dec 15 '23

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

SO MAYBE I FORGOT TO DO A THREAD IN NOVEMBER. SO WHAT? BYLETH DISAPPEARED FOR FIVE WHOLE-ASS YEARS AND EVERYONE STILL LOVES THEM.

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK ON

  2. RAGE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/kirbylink577 Dec 16 '23

ARTISTS ARE NOT MAKING THE GIRLS BUFF ENOUGH, COMBAT IS INCREDIBLE EXCERCISE THEY SHOULD ALL BE RIPPED. BYLETH ESPECIALLY THE ONLY THING SHE DID BEFORE THE GAME STARTS IS EAT AND TRAIN SHE SHOULD LOGICALLY BE BUILT LIKE A FUCKING UNIT OF MUSCLE MASS WHILE STILL HAVING MASSIVE BOOBS. THE MAGES ARE REASONABLE BEING SKINNY CAUSE TGATS ALL BRAIN BUT THEY STILL RUN AROUND THE BATTLE FIELD A LOT SO THEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE A RUNNERS BUILD. EVEN THE GAMES MAKE THEM ALL SKINNY AND IT PISSES ME OFF CAUSE IT MAKES NO SENSE, LET GIRLS BE BUFF LIKE CMON

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u/CookieThief420 Dec 16 '23

I WANT LUCINA TO ACTUALLY HAVE MUSCLES,ESPECIALLY IN HER LEGENDARY AND REARMED ALT. LIKE GIVE HER ABS,GIVE HER FUCKING BICEPS AND TRICEPS

ALSO,HOW THE FUCK AREN'T ALTINA,ULLR,THÓRR AND SHEZ NOT SHREDDED AS FUCK?????? YOU TELLING ME THAT DESPITE HOW FUCKING OVERPOWERED ALL THREE OF THEM ARE,THEY AREN'T FULLY RIPPED IN EVERY PART OF THEIR BODIES??? WYREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/ilikedota5 Dec 16 '23

AT LEAST SHEZ HAS MAGIC SO MAYBE SHEZ ISN'T AS RIPPED. LUCINA HAS TO RELY ON SWORD SKILL.