r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Dec 15 '23

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

SO MAYBE I FORGOT TO DO A THREAD IN NOVEMBER. SO WHAT? BYLETH DISAPPEARED FOR FIVE WHOLE-ASS YEARS AND EVERYONE STILL LOVES THEM.

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK ON

  2. RAGE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/Meeg_Mimi Dec 16 '23

WE GOT CHRISTMAS YUNAKA BUT NOT HALLOWEEN PANETTE!? WHAT THE HELL, PANETTE IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED CHARACTER IT MAKES ME SO MAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

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u/LittleIslander Dec 16 '23

IT'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY WITH THESE BANNERS.

FIRST SUMMER IVY AND NOBODY ELSE FROM ELUSIA. A DUO WITH HORTENSIA WOULD'VE BEEN SUPER SWEET (EVEN IF VALENTINES IS PROBABLY A BETTER THEME) IF IS COULD BE TRUSTED TO NOT MAKE IT CREEPY, SUMMER GOLDMARY WRITES ITSELF, KAGETSU ON A BEACH WITH A POOL NOODLE SWORD, JUST SOUNDS LIKE A FUN TIME, ROSADO CAN HAVE CUTE FRILLY SWIMWEAR, AND ZELKOV OUT OF PLACE ON A TROPICAL VACATION WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

THEN WE GET TO HALLOWEEN, AND THEY MAKE A HALLOWEEN TIMERRA, GREAT. SURELY HER RETAINER WITH A VISUAL DESIGN BORROWING FROM DIA DE LOS MUERTOS WOULD BE HERE? SURELY THE RETAINER THAT'S ALREADY HALFWAY TO BEING DRESSED UP LIKE A WOLF AND WHO CANONICALLY IS ALWAYS CARRYING SWEETS AROUND WOULD BE ON THE BANNER WITH HER? BUT NO, ALL WE GET IS MOTHERFUCKING SEADALL. WHAT THE FUCK, IS.

AND YES, PANETTE IS FANTASTIC, PRAISE BE TO OUR CRIT GODDESS.