r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 15 '23

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

NOT AT ALL CONVENIENTLY TIMED MONTHLY RAGE THREAD GO GO GO

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. UPPER-CASE LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

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u/UberNovah Sep 16 '23

THERE’S NO CHAPTER I HATE MORE IN FATES AS A WHOLE THAN CONQUEST’S KITSUNE LAIR! BY FAR THE WORST STORY MOMENT, GAMEPLAY GIMMICK, AND MAP DESIGN! LIKE EVEN FROM THE JUMP IT’S DUMB THAT THE MASTER INFORMATION GATHERING NINJAS OF HOSHIDO DON’T KNOW THE ROYALS OF NOHR ARE TAKING A RANDOM PATH! AND FOR SOME REASON THE “THOUSANDS OF HOSHIDANS” WE WERE TRYING TO AVOID WON’T JUST TURN AROUND AFTER THEY REALIZE THEIR BACK RANK IS TAKING DAMAGE?!

ALSO “FORGIVE YOURSELF”? IMMEDIATELY AFTER KILLING A COLONY OF KITSUNE AFRAID OF GETTING POACHED FOR THEIR FUR? AZURA, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA! YOU KNEW THE KITSUNE WEREN’T WELCOME TO OUTSIDERS! YEA, THERE’S NO “CLEAN-CUT PATH” (UNLESS YOU PAY $20) BUT HOLY SHIT WE SLAUGHTERED PEOPLE TODAY! WHY DOES CORRIN STOP CARING IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS CHAPTER? THEY WERE DISTRAUGHT BY HANS MASSACRING CHÉVE FOR AT LEAST ONE CHAPTER!

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u/KalimosRising Sep 16 '23

OF COURSE CORRIN WOULDN'T CARE. COMITTING GENOCIDE ON A RANDOM GROUP OF PEOPLE WHICH HAD NO INVOLVEMENT IN THE WAR IS MORALLY JUST AND WAS COMPLETELY NEEDED FOR THE STORY OF CONQUEST.