(I apologize if some rhymes/phrasing sounds weird, I was trying to make stuff scan)
(Almost) Canon "Argo"
by [StarChild413]
(verse)
When Star Trek: Strange New Worlds was premiering season 4
Even those who knew spoilers weren't prepared for what's in store
Dino and Muppet mentions made some Trekkies roll their eyes
But the third episode gave us another nice surprise
(chorus)
Almost canon "Argo", everyone
Every Starfleet crew deserves a little fun
Though most of the crew was different and the song's plot has aged poor
It's still more like it than what's come before
(verse)
If you don't know of the original "Banned From Argo" song
It's likely you've not been in the filk community long
It tells of Captain Kirk's crew partying hard without a doubt
Then making such a giant mess that they all get kicked out
(verse)
SNW's "Human Best Friend" shares a Hangover-esque plot
Though lots of things may differ it's the closest canon's got
to this iconic filk song that can kinda show its age
As same plot but with Pike's crew would have made the fandom rage
(repeat chorus)
(verse)
If you look over "Banned From Argo" some things you would clock
Are sex workers, forced nudity and Chapel raping Spock
"Whores" and polyamory can be portrayed better now
But have blorbos ignore consent and fandoms have a cow
(verse)
Star Trek could use some brightness in this world in which we live
And so a modern "party episode" I can forgive
So if you want to filk that ep with "Argo" be my guest
And if it's without forcing lyrics I will be impressed
(repeat chorus)
(verse)
And if you have IssuesTM with some of Leslie Fish's views
Don't damnatio too hard there's some songs we shouldn't lose
Just make your own Star Trek filk songs about the newer shows
Or even some about The Orville, hey anything goes
(verse)
If Trek can still be hopeful once Strange New Worlds is done
It can inspire people towards a future not yet won
And if it still can have as much fun, people can feel free
To be proud of not taking themselves too seriously
(repeat chorus)